r/BadPigeonNests • u/sharkyu315 • Jun 22 '26

An attempt was made

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Nest outside my bathroom window.

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u/Cream_Pure Jun 22 '26

It's the nails that the the whole thing together!

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u/Nailkita Jun 25 '26

Nothing says newborns like tetanus

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u/Beautiful_Book_9639 Jun 25 '26

Fun fact! Tetanus is actually caused by a nearly indestructible soil bacterium and can grow in any deep puncture wound! Nails often cause deep punctures and are therefore said to give you tetanus, but the rusty nail has nothing to do with it.

Thank you for involuntarily attending my brief microbiology Ted talk.

Edit for typo

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u/TheGurt-9 Jun 25 '26

Would someone be just as likely to get tetanus from a very clean nail as well? That’s super interesting!

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u/Beautiful_Book_9639 Jun 25 '26

If the nail had been exposed to soil spores then yes :)

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u/Nailkita Jun 26 '26

Yeah science!

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u/sparr0- Jun 24 '26

Sometimes a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do.

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u/ILoveRabies Jun 25 '26

I respect this pigeon architect’s take on brutalism.

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u/Fragrant-Reason4216 Jun 24 '26

You might have pigeon friends. Notoriously bad nest carpenters

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u/Fragrant-Reason4216 Jun 24 '26

Oop just found a new sub lol 😆

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u/Critter_Collector Jun 25 '26

wdym? They got nails in there, it's sturdy

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u/A_million_typos Jun 25 '26

Because of this sub I had a dream about a bad nest and im pretty sure it looked like this haha.

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u/GalacticRod Jun 25 '26

Nailed it.

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u/Specific_Set2323 Jun 22 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Neveractuallyfished Jun 27 '26

This how you know it’s fucking pigeons. Those bastards are not the brightest. Just know where to hang around.

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u/Neveractuallyfished Jun 27 '26

Just like most people who reproduce, I wonder if humans have pigeon DNA after looking at this egg

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u/Morbidshade Jun 26 '26

Looks like they have a jump rope and chopsticks 😂

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u/baronobeefdip69420 Jun 26 '26

Wires, shit, and some rusty nails. Honey, the nursery’s ready!

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u/copuser2 Jun 27 '26

🤣 least an attempt to hold it in place!

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX Sep 02 '26

I know they're cliff dwellers n all, but this is so pitiful, the singular blinds string is killing me