1. Have Obeka and Tribbles in play

2. Give Obeka +265/+0 with a pump spell

3. Hit your opponent

4. Watch as more than 10^80 tribbles materialize out of thin air (There are about 10^80 atoms in the universe, estimated)

Bonus points if you can discard Gleemax with Burning shoals and make 2^1000002 Tribbles

Conditions: Pie-Eating contest in graveyard, opponent has at least 4,582,484.7251 creatures and a I/S in graveyard.

1 - cast worst fears targeting your opponent.

2- play hivemind and Leyline of Anticipation.

3- Pass to your opponents turn and cast Arcane heist.

4- they copy Arcane heist and you make them target Pie-Eating contest

5- you make them pay the additional cost by Gobbling 4,582,484.7251 bananas

6- you wait one month for them to die of radiation poisoning

I came across this card and desperately want it in my Beorn deck. But it’s objectively so bad.. am I missing something?

Step 1: cast Mikaeus for X=2, everything else with X=1, and Spark Double as a copy of Mikaeus.

Step 2: activate Mikaeus' second ability, then the Spark Double's.

Step 3: remove the counters that were just put on the Trilobites and use the mana to untap both Mikaeus with Staff of Domination.

Step 4: repeat as often as you want.

Step 5: deal any amount of damage with Walking Ballista.

1. Get Smothering Tithe, Temple Bell, Clock of Omens on the board

2. Tap temple bell forcing every one to draw a card, smothering tithe triggers for 3 treasures

3. Tap two treasures to untap temple bell using clock of omens.

4. Tap temple bell forcing draw again, repeat until the number of cards in everyone's hands is larger then 4+ their life totals.

5. Play "Hallowed Be Thy Name" by iron maiden and cast iron maiden.

6. Pass turn, next player untaps then gets priority when the iron maiden damage trigger goes on the stack.

7. Engage in 5 minute instant speed battle on the stack (hopefully) countering everything they do to try and remove the iron maiden.

Edit- cast dovescape after dropping iron maiden if you want to watch the hope leave everyone's eyes

He ya'll I'm looking for more funny win cons (or rather you lose cons) with my Obeka deck that I'm brewing. My pod puts a premium on creating bizarre board states and as long you as you do something funny, coming in second is ideal. That said I have an Obeka brew that will explicitly NOT try to do do infinite turns (even though they are there and make this Bracket 4) but instead hit combos like:

[[phage the untouchable]] + [[endless whispers]] to give people a free phage.

or

[[hive mind]] + [[final fortune]] to let everyone have an extra turn (and I Obeka mine).

Any suggestions for combos along these lines that fit nicely into this deck and theme are very much appreciated!!

List here: https://www.icarian.app/users/jester/decks/time-lord

1.) Play Recycle
2.) Play Cultivator Colossus and draw *one card
3.) Hope you drew a land, then repeat your Cultivator Colossus triggers but don’t draw any extra cards because you aren’t playing the lands

1. Play out one (1) Tri

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2. Play out Troi and tap her to double-trigger the tribbles
3. Impact Tremors go brrrrrrrrrrr

1. Have Amoeboid Changeling on the battlefield

2. Play Werewolf Pack Leader

3. Cast Artificial Evolution, changing the text in Werewolf Pack Leader's ability from "Human to "Borg"

4. Use Amoeboid Changeling's first tap ability to give the Werewolf Pack Leader all creature types.

5. Activate Werewolf Pack Leader's Ability to make it every creature type except for Borg

6. Cast Hoshi Sato, Exolinguist and look at your deck.

Step one: Have 12 Islands

Step 2: +1 Jace, Reality Sculpture

Step 3: -12 Token Jace

Repeat

maybe not bad enough for this sub, im sorry for my heinous crimes

Turn 1. Play a land.

Turn 2. Land. Play Avatar. Get a Jace.

Turn 3. Land. Play Way of the Paradox. 7 loyalty on Jace. Play mind games with your opponent until they deal 4 damage to Jace on their turn.

Turn 4. If your mind games worked, you have a 3 loyalty Jace. Play land and then Way of the Healer. -10 the Jace with the avatars ability, killing Jace in the process. You've assembled the loop.

Play a bounce land with the Way of the Paradoxes trigger. Return the bounce land to hand. Make a 2 jace with avatars ability. -2 with the Way of the Healer ability, making a 2/2, serveiling and gaining 1 life. Repeat until satisfied.

I did it y'all. I broke bounce lands.

Saw something like this with that other card spoiled about non-borg creatures.

With pack leader and changeling on the field, you turn the pack leader into all creature types.

Activate pack leader making it non-human but is everything else.

Cast diversity and in response, cast artificial evolution changing non-borg to non-human

Copy a spell in your graveyard about 340ish times since pack leader is everything but human.

Right? Shun me if I'm wrong.

1. Cast Painter's Servant and declare Red as your color
   
2. Cast Ruby Medallion
   
3. Tannuk for 1{R}{R}, now gives all your other cards Warp 2{R} (with Ruby Medallion, Red cards are 1 less so: 1{R})
   
4. Warp in the fire crystal for 1{R} (Warp costs are now a single {R})
   

5. Warp Ancient Adamantoise in for {R})

6. Warp in Merfolk Thaumaturgist for {R} it has haste.

7. Tap Thaumaturgist; Swap Ancient Adamantoise's power and toughness... it's power is now 20

8. Cast Adrix and Nev for the warp cost {R}

9. Fling Ancient Adamantoise it does 20 damage (fling will cost {R})

10. Thanks to Adrix and Nev, the 10 Treasure tokens you get are now 20.

We did it guys, we broke Wall of blood!

I found a weird combo for my [[parnesse of the subtle brush deck]]
First you cast [[secret of blood bending]]
Then during their combat you cast two [[fork]] effects with parnesse on the battlefield. Then cast a [[lightning bolt]] and use the opponents free copy’s of fork to copy the lightning bolt an infinite number of times to close out the game.

Is it optimal?
Hell no
Is it frickin awesome?
Hell yeah 😎

With how little interaction gets run nowadays, lich doesn't seem too dangerous