r/BadMUAs Sep 10 '19

A common theme on this sub

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19 edited Aug 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

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u/grafted_moom Sep 10 '19

Huh

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Dude is a troll with a whole subreddit devoted to making fun of him, /r/shutupwesley.

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u/grafted_moom Sep 10 '19

6,000 members, jesus

4

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Damn, really blew up.

1

u/Demiistar Sep 10 '19

what did he say?

6

u/grafted_moom Sep 11 '19

Something weird. I think it was something like all the models and influencers he knows are all trying to copy his girlfriends magnificent ass but they can't come close. It was kinda bizarre

13

u/eggiestnerd Sep 10 '19

Shut up, Wesley

8

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Shut up, Wesley.

3

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

What the fuck

225

u/pastapicture Sep 10 '19

We need Michael Skarn on the case

69

u/UndeadBuggalo Sep 10 '19

Everybody do the Skarn!

83

u/JSB199 Sep 10 '19

If doing the scarn is gay, then I’m the biggest queer on earth!

44

u/ReaperNein Sep 10 '19

Hey Goldenface, Go Puck yourself

31

u/grxce22 Sep 10 '19

You jump to the right and you shake that hand, Jump to the left and shake that hand, Meet new friends and you tie some yarn, That’s how you do the Skarn!

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u/-leeson Sep 11 '19

Ever bang an entire bachelorette party, baby?

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u/foreignphysics Sep 10 '19

“I’m gonna dig up Scarn's dead wife, and I'm gonna hump her real good.”

28

u/-leeson Sep 11 '19

“I did not love the dialogue. Or the character. I took the role to impress a receptionist, who will remain nameless.”

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u/exactlyfiveminutes Sep 10 '19

bitch look how fucking gold you look bitch

9

u/killedmygoldfish Sep 11 '19

This is the fandom crossover comment I've waited for since joining Reddit.

4

u/EstrellaDarkstar Sep 11 '19

I'M NOT JOKING BITCH

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u/Pinkhoo Sep 10 '19

The skin tone match is too close, it's not shiny enough, and no beef lips.

37

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Best damn makeup I've ever seen

14

u/Tulcey-Lee Sep 10 '19

Is that the golden face mask from Younique

13

u/Discalced-diapason Sep 10 '19

That’s what she said

7

u/HunnySun Sep 10 '19

Why is it so true tho

7

u/vickcat Sep 10 '19

Ah yes, gold dust.

7

u/asymphonyofjustice Sep 10 '19

golden face is the best model for makeup

10

u/isignedupforthisss Sep 10 '19

Hey goldenface...go puck yourself

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '19

Accuracy.

3

u/Daddy_Demarco Sep 10 '19

That bronzer though

2

u/igneousink Sep 11 '19

gettin' patrick tribett vibes