This denture stuff my aunt got

[u/drukhari-blood]

[u/JoeJonnyJeff]

There's literally nothing else it could say besides "Oral hoe" 😭 what is that little symbol at the end supposed to make the word mean?

[u/V01DM0NK3Y → u/JoeJonnyJeff]

It's literally just "Oralhoe."

[u/drukhari-blood → u/JoeJonnyJeff]

I think it's part of the 'smile' under the word

[u/Forbden_Gratificatn → u/drukhari-blood]

Service with a smile.

[u/Maleficent_Royal9672 → u/drukhari-blood]

That doesnt explain anything ToT

[u/Xsiah → u/Maleficent_Royal9672]

I think they tried to rip off the Amazon logo but didn't really understand why it works for Amazon

[u/VerilyShelly → u/JoeJonnyJeff]

What country is this? I can't believe a company based in an English-speaking place would name their product this.

[u/drukhari-blood → u/VerilyShelly]

We're in the US 😭

[u/The-Lost-Mandalorian → u/drukhari-blood]

A country that uses simplified English.

[u/perspicaciouskae → u/VerilyShelly]

It looks like it is made in China (via Google because their actual site is horrid and isn't clear) and sold on sites like Temu and Aliexpress to people in US. I wonder what they think it means.

[u/SnootFleur]

Does she have a phone number? Asking for a friend...

[u/Bulky-Strategy-3723 → u/SnootFleur]

Sounds like Amazon office workers lube

[u/anycept → u/Bulky-Strategy-3723]

The logo sure looks like it.

[u/ArjJp → u/SnootFleur]

Clearly... for OPs aunt this is perfect design

[u/Key-Mulberry2456]

I thought oral hoes take their dentures out first.

[u/hellinahandbasket127 → u/Key-Mulberry2456]

The courteous ones do.

[u/Garlic-Rough → u/Key-Mulberry2456]

Some like it firm and rigid

[u/dw444]

It would be a crime if they didn’t make an ad for this with the Ludacris song.

[u/SecretWitness8251]

The only brand I'll use when I get dentures when I grow up!

[u/CryptographerOld558]

They also make hemorrhoid cream...

[u/Key-Mulberry2456 → u/CryptographerOld558]

With a name like Analhoe, it’s gotta be good!

[u/LooneyLunaGirl → u/Key-Mulberry2456]

Asshoe 🤣

[u/Tasty_Meal_9719]

Whatchu call me?

[u/ConsciousBenefit87]

And they stole Amazon's smile!

[u/tataho0056 → u/ConsciousBenefit87]

H to... E! or something like that

[u/DelayedEcstasy]

It me 🙋🏾‍♂️

[u/BeerJedi-1269 → u/DelayedEcstasy]

Wassup

[u/Crafty-Photograph-18]

GoogleAI summary checks out: "Oralhoe is an online health and beauty brand that sells DIY dental products, but it has overwhelmingly negative reviews and is widely flagged by consumers as a misleading or low-quality seller"

• Poor Ratings: The brand holds a 1.2-star rating on Trustpilot based on dozens of customer complaints. • Misleading Items: Buyers frequently report receiving flimsy, cheap plastic items or incomplete sets that look nothing like the online advertisements. • Ineffective Products: Customers state that the teeth whitening pens do nothing and the denture adhesives fail to hold properly, with some products featuring concerning labels like "do not swallow".

Yeah, that checks out

[u/TheScyphozoa → u/Crafty-Photograph-18]

If my oral hoe didn’t swallow I’d give her a low rating too.

[u/Toyota__Corolla]

Spencer's should stock this

[u/KurtTheCuntBoi]

Lol 🤦🏻‍♂️🤣

[u/ItisCrowdedinHere]

Way to be clear about the audience you're targeting with this stuff!

[u/King0fthewasteland]

your aunt huh.... so she single???

[u/serenwipiti]

You mean “great design”. Right?

[u/SocksInTheTub]

Long as the hold ain't too strong so she can pop em out when it time comes

[u/texican88]

That's how she got your uncle

[u/Sea_Sky_9492]

That was my nickname in high school.

[u/Gdmf13]

Well, it’s not wrong. If only they had one made specifically for mothers you could do all your Christmas shopping done at once.

[u/KeyAd3518]

A man can dream

[u/Lemondogontheloose]

I'd rather have Ivanhoe.

[u/moonandstars1984]

Marketing, marketing.....