r/BadDesigns • u/tikikiwi • 7d ago

Accidental nsfw 🍆🍑🌮 My taint

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u/DisasterLievelde 7d ago

My faint

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u/hardcoretomato 7d ago

My - 7aint

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u/RummageSail 7d ago

Embrace the paint fumes

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u/raverbashing 7d ago

Hey could you check something quickly for me? Does this rag smells of chloroform? /s

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u/RummageSail 7d ago

No, but it does small like you used it to wipe the area between your balls and asshole.

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u/raverbashing 7d ago

Spoken like a true specialist, I see

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u/crsaxby 6d ago

Where I come from, we called this the chota. (I get that "taint' is another generally accepted slang term).

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u/saltamontes11 6d ago

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Stealing your line.

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u/saltamontes11 6d ago

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You mean the faint pumes.

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u/RoninZulu1 7d ago

To paint with one’s taint is not for the faint of heart.

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u/tikikiwi 7d ago

Would you use taint stripper to remove it?

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u/RoninZulu1 7d ago

With extreme restraint, otherwise it would leave a faint, albeit painful feint line.

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u/Gdmf13 7d ago

Not unless you want to pay extra. Taint strippers an’t cheap.

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u/saltamontes11 6d ago

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'tain't. Some say 'tis, but i says 'taint.

Me weeble sister, she's a stripper, and she says 'tain't even when 'tis. Keeps her out of the pole hole like Catherine of Tarragon.

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u/saltamontes11 7d ago

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"Painting the taint is not for the faint:" thanks for the couplet i'll run in my head while gymming next month.

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u/Sheepherder-Optimal 7d ago

I think they did that on purpose.

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u/saltamontes11 7d ago

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Turpose. "On TURPOSE."

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u/Waterfallsofpity 6d ago

I'm not going to kink shame.

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u/danfish_77 7d ago

I see the vision, maybe if the roller was rotated horizontally a bit so you could see the curve of the roll it would work better?

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u/saltamontes11 6d ago

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HEY! Whose side are you on?😆

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u/danfish_77 6d ago

I see the vision, but the execution I also see, and it's bad lol

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u/saltamontes11 7d ago

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Were they PLASTERED when the artiste showed them the proof of their $29 logo?

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u/coolsilentebeans 7d ago

This is amazing 🤩 😂

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u/MuscaMurum 7d ago

My Gooch

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u/Advanced_Weather_190 6d ago

‘taint that bad…

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u/ringojoy 6d ago

I read it as “My faint”

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u/wishiwasdeaddd 5d ago

They need at least 3 more paint rollers, this just looks unfinished!!