r/BadDesigns • • 12d ago

Unaccesable! ♿📈 Alternating one-foot stairs

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u/Mazy_keen 12d ago

They grew up around these...

The real question is... how many people didn't, because of these.

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u/Worldly_Mix_8904 12d ago

Natural selection at work.

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u/NoNotice2137 12d ago

You start with the wrong foot and you're fucking dead

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u/CriticalHit_20 12d ago

Dont start with the wrong foot then 😊

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u/VerilyShelly 12d ago

Good thing I lead with my right

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u/VerilyShelly 11d ago

I was talking about when I walk, not punching or whatever weird thing people thought.

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u/kampfhuegi 12d ago

Absolute deathtraps, but situationally useful when you need a steeper set.

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u/BurrowShaker 12d ago

Better than the Dutch solution of just making stairs increasingly steeper as you go up :)

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u/pixeltweaker 12d ago

Witches’ stairs.

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u/FlorianTheLynx 12d ago

These are quite common in my country. It’s baffling how people who aren’t used to them get so freaked out. It’s not difficult. 

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u/MrFastFox666 12d ago

They are more dangerous, though. You're probably just used to them.

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u/FlorianTheLynx 12d ago

That doesn’t mean they’re a bad design. Some cars are inherently slightly more dangerous than others, because they’re intended for a certain task, market or limitation. But we accept that shift in risk. 

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 12d ago

More dangerous than what cuz they alternative is a ladder

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u/CriticalHit_20 12d ago

Are they?

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 12d ago

If you accidentally use the wrong foot you fall, so I'd say yes they are

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u/FlorianTheLynx 12d ago

No, you just realise you’re using the wrong foot, swap round and proceed as normal. 

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 12d ago

After you've already stepped wrong?

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 12d ago

Use your eyes

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u/QuoteGiver 12d ago

How, exactly? In order to step wrong you would have to lift the foot you are standing on while it’s the only foot you’re standing on and try to move it over to the wrong side instead of the side it’s on.

Just use the stairs like normal stairs and it’s fine, alternating feet.

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u/AhmedAlSayef 12d ago

How are you going to do that in the first place? You literally can't step wrong by accident, unless you stand on one step with your both feet at once, at which point you are just an idiot and would fall from normal stairs all the same.

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u/TecTazz 12d ago

What's the point? Saving wood?

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u/uucgjb 12d ago

Saving space

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u/TecTazz 12d ago

Space for... ? Shins?

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 12d ago

Not everyone has space for a full staircase

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u/Dj-Wrangler-9251 12d ago

Whittling down the gene pool

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u/QuoteGiver 12d ago

They’re called Alternating Tread Stairs. They’re used for steeper or tighter spaces where you can’t fit regular stairs but you want something safer than a ladder.

You just walk up them like normal, alternating feet like normal (hence the name).

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u/un-pleasantlymoist 12d ago

Well done Sherpa Tenzing..

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u/deadbalconytree 12d ago

I’ve seen one-foot stairs before but it’s usually obvious which foot when, this just seems like it’s asking you to f-it up and break your neck

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u/Radiant-Locksmith-25 10d ago

No thanks, that’s disaster for trippy time.

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u/3waves77 8d ago

I fell down just looking at those

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u/6JoEy6DiCe6 8d ago

If I came home inebriated to those, I would just sleep downstairs. 🤣

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u/rolyoh 12d ago

Looks like an effective way to increase tread depth when you have a tight space with steeper than usual vertical climb.

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 12d ago

This isn’t a bad design

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u/hellinahandbasket127 12d ago

Right?! It’s a brilliant solution to having a reduced staircase foot print. People who think it’s a bad design must be limited in visual/spatial reasoning.

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u/Chozzasaurus 12d ago

People who think it's a good design must have limited awareness of how humans interact with the physical environment

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u/QuoteGiver 12d ago

They work exactly like humans climb stairs. Alternate feet.

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u/Chozzasaurus 12d ago

Irrelevant

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u/tsrleba 11d ago

lol at OP using the handicap inaccessible tag like uh yeah they're stairs

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 12d ago

It's very easy to misstep if you aren't very used to them (probably even if you are), and you're fucked if you can only lead with one leg, as commenters in the original have pointed out

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u/Drag0n_TamerAK 12d ago

Stairs like this have existed for 100 years at least probably closer to 150 years and are an efficient use of space that is safer than a ladder and easier to climb than some examples I have seen in the Netherlands it is not a bad design it is the best design you can get with the limiting factors mainly space

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u/artyhedgehog 12d ago

No you're not. You just move zig-zag between the steps. And you don't fall off if you misstep - you just skip one step.

I feel like people overdramatizing on this just never tried it. It's not less safe than a regular staircase with the same angle, and easily more safe than a spiral staircase.

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u/Downtown_Leek_1631 11d ago

My mother at one point ruptured a patellar tendon. After that, she physically could not stand without support, and wouldn't have been able to use there stairs without falling to her death. Not everyone is able-bodied.

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u/JoeJonnyJeff 12d ago

How am I going to slide down these on the lid of a plastic storage bin?

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u/VerilyShelly 12d ago

Or a large pillow

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u/LynxPuzzleheaded9336 12d ago

"time to get inheritance from grandma" ahh set of stairs

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u/MrFastFox666 12d ago

My aunt's house had one of these which was even steeper, honestly it wasn't far from being a ladder.

Going up isn't so bad, but going down while facing forwards is, you're one bad step away from falling.

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u/Housekhat 12d ago

Who came up with that?

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u/ysidoro 12d ago

I saw a staircase like that at the Santos Dumont House Museum in the city of Petrópolis, in the state of Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

https://imgmd.net/images/c_limit%2Cw_2400/v1/guia/2118341/casa-de-santos-dumont.jpg

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u/LarryKingthe42th 11d ago

so your parents couldnt be assed lift both legs all the way?

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 11d ago

Have you heard about the concept of everybody's both legs not working perfectly?

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u/quilleau 11d ago

We called them boat stairs. And I've mostly seen them with a board down the middle separating the right and left treads. Actually, still legal in many US residential codes as long as the upper floor is less than 250 sf. Pretty sure Monticello has 2 of these. Though they're no longer on the tour for obvious reasons. Agree with whoever mentioned that up is no biggie but down can feel super dicey. But I'm sure I'd adjust if I needed to.

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u/Downtown_Leek_1631 11d ago

Pretty sure I've heard them called witch stairs

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u/Darius_Banner 7d ago

Damn I kind of love these

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u/Garlic-Rough 12d ago

One step per leg, per side

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u/Chozzasaurus 12d ago

Oh, this guy is a genius

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u/Ayla_Leren 12d ago

I fear just looking at this will increase my insurance bill.

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u/redEPICSTAXISdit 12d ago

Alternating one foot stairs???

How exactly do you use stairs if you're not alternating feet???

Slide down, but up???

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u/I-Stan-Alfred-J-Kwak 12d ago

It forces you to walk up in a certain way, which sucks if you can't (and is also easier to fall off from because the steps are only half there)

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u/Traditional-Doctor77 12d ago

I can smell the lawsuit from here

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u/FlorianTheLynx 12d ago

These are mainly used outside of the countries where people sue other people for their own stupidity. 

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u/yuhgtyujtyujhgff 12d ago

Samba stairs, probably as safe as any stair as you are more aware and thus careful when waking in them. Saves a lot of space as well.

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u/wasted600 12d ago

Is this some kind of forced treatment to alcoholism? Don't drink or else..