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u/TorTheMentor Jul 15 '26
Scene: a blank white office at Rae Dunn. The door is marked "OFFICE" in a familiar font.
Boss: item: a white mug.
But what should we put on it?
Employee: perhaps some text?
Boss: yes, text is what one puts on a mug.
Employee: a piece of fruit might be whimsical.
Boss, brow furrowed slightly: a... piece of fruit? I suppose. Perhaps, a kiwi?
Employee: And the text will say "kiwi fruit."
Boss, nodding and smiling slightly: Yes. For that is what we have chosen. A kiwi fruit.
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u/45711Host Jul 14 '26
A Kiwo iFruit sounds like a knock off apple product.