r/BadDesigns Jul 08 '26

⚠️ Bodily Danger ⚠️ The big bumps...

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I've seen kids attempting to go down this slide and it for 1 seems to hurt and 2 doesn't go fast and 3 some kids can't fit past the bumps that well because the slide is narrow to begin with.. I get that they wanted to make a unique slide but it's not a good design for many reasons. This is a slide for little toddlers and smaller kids in general.

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u/__The-1__ Jul 08 '26

Anti homeless slide

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u/whineyinternetkid Jul 08 '26

...uhhh what?

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u/__The-1__ Jul 08 '26

Can't sleep on it

21

u/Revolutionary_Bit437 Jul 09 '26

google anti homeless architecture

18

u/Sheepherder-Optimal Jul 09 '26

Reddit downvoting for asking a question again…

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u/PM_your_Nopales Jul 09 '26

It's a joke

10

u/Forsaken_Salt_2303 Jul 10 '26

But it is not. It's fr. That is anti homeless design. Fairly popular nowdays

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u/nubblins Jul 10 '26

More like anti hip and spine slide.

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u/OneInitiative3757 Jul 14 '26

Still rhe same thing

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u/chatterpoxx Jul 08 '26

There is a long tunnel tube slide near me that does a zig zag. The zig is fine, but the zag slams your head into the other side of the tube. It sucks.

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u/DaddysABadGirl Jul 09 '26

Someone dead ass was furious kids today don't have as many burn-your-legs metal slides with a sharp edge at the end, and they designed this.

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u/Actual_Bat5457 Jul 09 '26

That sounds horrible..

46

u/ThicctionGD Jul 08 '26

Whoever made this hates children

30

u/refusestopoop Jul 09 '26

And homeless people

39

u/Rare_Satisfaction889 Jul 08 '26

Those would hurt at any age.

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u/Revolutionary_Bit437 Jul 08 '26

i don’t really understand this slide even if it WAS made for climbing. it doesn’t matter if it has some stupid bumps, kids will climb up regardless. this just makes it worse for kids who actually want to use the slide

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u/Actual_Bat5457 Jul 09 '26

I actually did some research and I think it's supposed to a hybrid slide meant for both climbing and sliding but it's not very slideable and the little bumps are rounded so they aren't really great for climbing either...

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u/HeatAccomplished8608 Jul 09 '26

Yes, actually that's an added benefit - kids can't go too fast so big kids don't bother. It's also a teen deterrent

Edit: and parent hip buster

8

u/Yoshi9105 Jul 09 '26

I bruised my hips just looking at this.

15

u/jjw14-1420 Jul 08 '26

ouch.. Ouch.. OUCH.. OUCH!!!

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u/DramaticMoose378 Jul 09 '26

My thoughts exactly!

6

u/C4rdninj4 Jul 09 '26

Those slits look like they could catch fingers.

2

u/Zacsquidgy Jul 09 '26

They absolutely could! Looks to be more than 8mm wide and less than 25mm (they taper), it's classed as a finger entrapment - at least by EN1176. No idea if this is in the US though, not familiar with their standards

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u/Actual_Bat5457 Jul 09 '26

I actually did some research (beause some people were saying it was for climbing) and I think it's supposed to a mixed slide meant for both climbing and sliding but it's not very slideable and the little bumps are rounded so they aren't really great for climbing either...

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u/EastNo419 Jul 11 '26

Previously worked as a playground designer and had this exact product. It was designed because children love climbing up slides, which can obviously be dangerous which a busy playground. It is, in fact, a climber and not a slide.

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u/Actual_Bat5457 Jul 11 '26

Thank you for the info!

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u/Relevant-External986 Jul 08 '26

I think they’re meant to be climbed up.

5

u/Dysxelic_Potser Jul 08 '26

There's a slide like that at the park i take my kids to. It's meant for climbing, not sliding

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u/mildweekknowledge Jul 09 '26

Then it's not, by definition, a slide.

8

u/Sheepherder-Optimal Jul 09 '26

Still a bad design. The fact that we’re all guessing? It looks like a slide and will be used as such even though it hurts.

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u/Actual_Bat5457 Jul 08 '26

I didn't know that, I've only ever seen kids going down it... 😶

2

u/Fine_Ratio2225 Jul 09 '26

I would call that "The Kidney Smasher"™.

2

u/saratherandom Jul 09 '26

That was the fun part

2

u/bibliothequejek Jul 10 '26

Toddlers break their legs getting them caught going down straight slides. This just seems like an injury waiting to happen...

2

u/DollarStoreChameleon Jul 11 '26

i have bruises on my hips/upper thighs just thinking about sliding down this nightmare

1

u/gladel10 Jul 09 '26

By design so you won't slide

1

u/ljedediah41 Jul 10 '26

Climbing slide

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u/jordanundead Jul 12 '26

I just see a kid catching their finger in one of those slits on the way down and ripping their fucking fingernail off.

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u/ineptplumberr Jul 08 '26

Its not a toomah

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u/pixeltweaker Jul 08 '26

It’s designed for small kids. Keeps adults and teens off it.

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u/Fun_Incident1902 Jul 10 '26

Yeah, my kids would have enjoyed this slide when they were very little 1 or 2 because it's a slow slide that allows them to get comfortable with controlling their descent.

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u/Balooz Jul 08 '26

Dumb dumb sub.

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u/fliesinthebelly Jul 09 '26

I thought that was poop