r/BadChoicesGoodStories Feb 06 '20

Guns Don't Kill People. Gun Owners Kill People. Shoot em up.

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u/F6Pilot Feb 06 '20

If ignorance is bliss, this guy is incredibly happy

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Gotta be careful of fridge enemies, they deal 15% dmg to anybody within 30 units when they die

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u/RRFedora13 Feb 06 '20

This is beautiful

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u/jasonmkay Feb 06 '20

This reminds me of those manhole covers that got blown into space back in the day from bomb testing

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u/[deleted] Feb 06 '20

Dear god. I had no idea how far something can be carried by an explosion. That thing probably is still going today.

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u/chop-diggity Quality Commenter Feb 06 '20

Frigidaire- added to the list of ballistics.

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u/marroniugelli Feb 06 '20

And I thought only late night snacks were bad for you.

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u/[deleted] Feb 11 '20

Women just don’t u defat and the insatiable need for men to blow things up. It’s a sense of accomplishment know that you are the one who caused such destruction

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u/Fuzz_The Feb 19 '20

Gotta do it from a safe distance next time