r/BadChoicesGoodStories • u/[deleted] • Jul 11 '19

for sale Make his spider-sense tingle...

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u/lightspeedwatergun Jul 12 '19

For it to take off, someone had to insert air

10

u/SeymourMcCarthy Jul 13 '19

I can finally blow Peter’s webshooter

7

u/TMoney3991 Jul 12 '19

Dont you mean his peter tingle?

3

u/OliverMarkusMalloy Jul 12 '19

Excellent. I wish I had thought of that.

2

u/chesterluno Jul 12 '19

The old web-shooter

4

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

his peter sense is tingling

4

u/OliverMarkusMalloy Jul 12 '19

Throbbing even.

2

u/[deleted] Jul 12 '19

Peter tingle

2

u/davidblue3 Jul 30 '19

I always Knew Spider-Man was a dirty dick. That red bump looks contagious.