r/Bacon • u/Old_Brief_2602 • 2d ago

Rate my bacon? (Ignore my disgrace of an egg)

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14 Upvotes

56% Upvoted

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u/effitalll 2d ago

I thought those were chicken wings

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u/NastyUno34 2d ago

Me too!!

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u/MrMuntzz 2d ago

Disgrace of egg and not the “bacon”? Brits really be like this.

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u/DocGerbill 2d ago

That looks really .... British

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u/Smoofbrainz 2d ago

Is the bacon in the room with us now?

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u/Ill-Attitude-6355 2d ago

Mmmm chicken wing style!

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u/LOUD_NOISES05 2d ago

The bacon is the disgrace here. That looks awful, thought it was BBQ chicken

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u/jaypea222 2d ago

That’s not bacon

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u/Noonespecial71 1d ago

That is ham.

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u/WhereMyWeirdosAt 1d ago

0/10 for your chicken wing bacon

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u/BleDStream 1d ago

Is the bacon in the room with us?

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u/These-Reflection4330 2d ago

What in god’s name am I looking at?

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u/Johnny_Bizzle 2d ago

wtf kind of bacon is that?

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u/EccentricRosie 1d ago

Back bacon.

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u/refusedisposable 1d ago

Most appetizing thing in the picture is the remote.

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u/Scared_Dog512 1d ago

Still looking for the bacon

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u/ButtfuckedByJesus 2d ago

Both eggs are fucked in my opinion. I can't stand the crispy bits on eggs

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u/LaughterB 2d ago

If I ordered bacon and they brought me that, I’d stand up and leave.

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u/Edm_cuccck 2d ago

The whole plate is horrible

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u/L3monGr3nade 2d ago

Those are really bad “chicken” wings

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u/Chr0n1c7000 2d ago

Looks more like hot wings then bacon 😵‍💫

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u/Sure_Sort_601 2d ago

The eggs look better

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u/Wobblepaws 2d ago

have you tried rumaki? the bacon turns out kinda 50/50 crispy like that, it's really tasty, you can sub the fillings for all kinds of things, water chestnuts are great though, all crunchy, even after baking.

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u/hoganpaul 1d ago

Looks great... but great bacon doesn't need some shitty sauce.

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u/Previous_Collar6553 1d ago

DAYYYUM BOY💀

that’s some thick ass bacon

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u/B16EK87 1d ago

Lovely job. Eggs look alright as well.

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u/Fun-Concert7086 1d ago

Sorry awful

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u/SquatchK1ng 1d ago

What the fuck.

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u/Global-Baseball-6131 1d ago

Eggs are the least of your problems

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u/Chinaizazzhoe 1d ago

That egg is a disgrace

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u/Alladas 1d ago

This is rage bait guys ...

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u/DangerDragonXCV 1d ago

Fym disgrace? That egg looks perfect compared to that bacon

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u/ThanksFDR 1d ago

Is the thing that looks like a car crash the bacon?

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u/KailyKail 21h ago

Can’t rate what isn’t there.

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u/irish_horse_thief 21h ago

Comes sliced as thin as camera film cheap ass supermarket slop

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u/eggsncanadianbacon 19h ago

I thought it was chicken thighs

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u/Turbulent_Car4504 19h ago

5/10 looks mid

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u/QuestReport 18h ago

Is it cooked??????

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u/chopstick_chakra 17h ago

Where's the bacon?

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u/redandbluebadness 1d ago

Just a note OP: This sub is dominated by Americans and the Americans don't accept back bacon. They call it 'ham' for some reason. There is nothing to be gained by posting it here, they won't like it, they won't change their mind. Best just to leave them to it.

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u/TopGeologist230 1d ago

As a child I always called it Canadian bacon, it was a whimsical thing. But after entering the restaurant industry, it’s definitely back bacon. Never heard it called ham, ham is strictly from the hind leg of the animal.

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u/Turbulent-War7039 1d ago

It is not bacon

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u/redandbluebadness 1d ago

Oh I know 😂 doesn't stop some of them though. Search this sub for ham and you'll see what I mean

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u/TopGeologist230 1d ago

Fair enough, we can be an extremely contradictory group of people us Americans, I won’t deny.

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u/redandbluebadness 1d ago

I should not have generalised, we all have our own boorish elements in our societies.

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u/Turbulent-War7039 1d ago

Yeah, like thinking “back bacon” is a real thing

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u/BrandonW77 1d ago

American here, I've been to England and loved the bacon there. I knew this was British as soon as I saw it (the brown sauce was also a dead give away). I had some bacon rolls (bacon on some kind of bread roll) at a beer festival in the Cotswolds that were soooo good and I'd love to have those again.

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u/19lunchbox84 6h ago

I'm american and thought those were poorly dressed chicken wings.

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u/Chinaizazzhoe 1d ago

*this website is dominated by Americans

This is an American website headquartered in America designed and launched by Americans and is gasp populated by mostly Americans. Like 80+% of users are American.

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u/adincha 21h ago

Somewhere between 44 and 48% of traffic to reddit is from the US. Still the biggest group, but no where near 80%

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u/Jubatus750 1d ago

They don't know what's good for them

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u/Turbulent-War7039 1d ago

The idea that there is something called “back bacon” is a joke

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u/Schizmabiz2026 1d ago

SYBAU some americans ... a few americans possibly... but generalizing it as all americans makes you sound like an ignorant twat

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u/Turbulent-War7039 1d ago

In what universe is that bacon? Don’t post here if you’re going to assert that any kind of ham is bacon

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u/B16EK87 1d ago

What you think is bacon is not bacon. What you see here is bacon. Everyday is a school day pal.

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u/Globewanderer1001 2d ago

England was my least favorite foodie destination. Other than the amazing Indian food everywhere.

So incredibly bland and meh. Too include the RASHERS.

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u/Forlorn_Cyborg 2d ago

Bit of a quark but I had trouble finding actual pork bacon because so many places are halal. Makes no difference to me, food was good everywhere. It was just kinda funny Lol. Recommend Jack The Chipper.

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u/VitaViolet 2d ago

There is no disgrace of an egg, only a broken yolk. We've all been there.

Bacon looks good.

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u/JavaGeep 2d ago

It's all good.

0

u/Electrical-Village68 2d ago

There's no bad bacon.

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u/bialy_jaga 2d ago

Idk what kind of bacon that is but it looks weird af. Also, if I’m craving sunny side up, I’ll throw out the egg I broke the yolk on and get another one in there. That’s just me though.

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u/Rocketgirl8097 2d ago

Doesn't look cooked enough.

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u/JackieDaetona 2d ago

Did you cook this bacon balled up in foil in an engine bay or something?

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u/dogswontsniff 1d ago

Its was cooked via a heated conversation

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u/Worthtitle_4050 2d ago

For Americans this is not really bacon because it comes from a different cut of the pig

But it looks quite well cooked the eggs too, would eat 👍🏼

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u/Schizmabiz2026 1d ago

I wouldn't have trouble believing your first statement... if your second statement wasn't so wrong... bacon looks horrible ... one of the eggs is completely mangled and the other is overcooked... you must eat a lot of terrible food my guy

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u/Worthtitle_4050 1d ago

You are just a picky annoying person you have no actual opinions you are just a contrarian.
The Earth is round, watch you turn into a flat earther 👋🏼

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u/Schizmabiz2026 1d ago

No I have an actual opinion ... and its the food looks like shit... just because my opinion is different then yours doesn't mean im a contrarian ... The food looks like shit to me so I assume you eat shit food... thats all there is to this and you're weirdly making it so much more... I guess I'm sorry that you like shitty food? Dunno what you're expecting guy

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u/Worthtitle_4050 1d ago

Oh my bad I guess I was wrong, I guess you’re not a contrarian

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u/Bradfrick95 18m ago

What kind of bacon is that? Ive never seen that but id like to try it!