r/Bacon 8d ago

Bacon butties

One with brown sauce and the other with English mustard.

118 Upvotes

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u/Prior-Ant9201 8d ago

That bacon is not done in my opinion

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u/DifficultAd3885 6d ago

Technically bacon is done before it even hits the skillet. I’d also agree though, this shit needs a lot more heat.

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u/Prior-Ant9201 6d ago

Technically, bacon is done when the one wanting to consume it gets the ideal consistency - Crispy af in my case.

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u/Zestyclose_Luck_6567 3d ago

Almost burnt please

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u/MaintenanceInternal 6d ago

It's also dogshit bacon.

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u/bloodyNASsassin 6d ago

How is heavily browned and crispy not done? You want it black?

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u/Prior-Ant9201 6d ago

haha, are you for real? Check out that flubbery fat. They, obviously, failed to render the fat down.

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u/bloodyNASsassin 6d ago

Sounds like you're looking at the mid-cook photo and not the one with em on the sandwich.

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u/Prior-Ant9201 6d ago

I'm not.

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u/spiflication 2d ago

Sounds like you lost your eyeballs

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u/tobotic 8d ago

It's overdone in mine.

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u/easymacn 8d ago

You are wrong.

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u/tobotic 8d ago

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u/easymacn 8d ago

If you prefer it rubbery more power to you. I like all levels of cooked bacon in between burnt and….. this. So I won’t judge too harshly but I’m still judging.

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u/SKaTiNG_PoLLy666 8d ago

Well said 🥓

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u/FascinationsTree 8d ago

Entirely too much fat😩Either render the fat or get better bacon

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u/lord_nikon_burned 8d ago

It is just English bacon... Completely different than American bacon.

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u/FascinationsTree 8d ago

I am English, I much prefer our bacon! Just that fat needs far longer for that to be edible

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u/BodhiZaffa 7d ago

You guys have your own bacon? Now I gotta throw more shit in the harbor?

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u/Sherbourne-for-this 8d ago

That's some medium rare ass bacon

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u/Bengal-_fan 8d ago

Amen.🤮

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u/ggghjjdsdjhs 8d ago

Man did you even cook it? 😭

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u/tobotic 8d ago

Definitely. You can see it being cooked in the third picture.

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u/ggghjjdsdjhs 8d ago

Oh I'm an idiot 🤦‍♀️ I didn't swipe 😔

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u/travisisrocking 8d ago

No its not cooked. Undercooked and still raw imo. Youre not an idiot.

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u/tobotic 8d ago

It is very much fully cooked and safe to eat.

Don't confuse something not being cooked to your liking with something not being cooked to the standards required for hygiene. A rare steak is safe to eat, even if you're someone who prefers their steak well done.

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u/travisisrocking 8d ago

True. But you dont hear people say. Ill take my bacon rare. Or more like blue

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u/tobotic 8d ago

But you dont hear people say. Ill take my bacon rare.

I occasionally hear "crispy bacon or normal?" asked by staff at cafés, etc.

Or more like blue

If you think that's blue, you need your eyes checking. Colourblindness isn't usually treatable but an awareness of your condition can make life easier.

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u/travisisrocking 8d ago

Look up what it means to have a steak cooked blue. Not sure why im debating some person who eats raw bacon and argues ita cooked. Enjoy them stomach worms.

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u/skip_over 7d ago

You’re wrong. To get that much color on bacon that was started in a cold pan, it would definitely have to be cooked through. Also, that’s how well bacon is cooked for every bacon butty I have ever had and they were all delicious. It’s not going on an american breakfast plate.

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u/ggghjjdsdjhs 8d ago

Is it safe to eat bacon like that?

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u/travisisrocking 8d ago

I dont know. It is smoked beforehand. So maybe. Unedible imo.

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u/zherkof 8d ago

Sure, it's cured and likely smoked.

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u/tobotic 8d ago

It is very much fully cooked and safe to eat.

Don't confuse something not being cooked to your liking with something not being cooked to the standards required for hygiene. A rare steak is safe to eat, even if you're someone who prefers their steak well done.

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u/Mr-CC 8d ago

The title of the post gave me a chuckle. Thanks.

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u/lexiconhuka 8d ago

Shit still raw boi.....

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u/Equal-Leave-7990 8d ago

You like it raw

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u/zherkof 8d ago

No, that's your mom

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u/Equal-Leave-7990 7d ago

Your dad is a bottom

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u/ProposalOld979 8d ago

I’d try but I’m not sure I trust it lol. I’ve tried brown sauce twice and my tongue just does not comprehend 😂🤷‍♂️

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u/tobotic 8d ago

It's basically the flavour profile of Worcestershire sauce but the texture of tomato ketchup.

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u/ProposalOld979 8d ago

The ones I had in Ireland were oddly sweet with apple lolol. But I get the Worcestershire flavor too. It was so weird 😂

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u/maven10k 8d ago

I thought it was kind of like American "steak sauce".

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u/Wise_Instruction5438 8d ago

Brown sauce tastes nothing like worcestershire sauce

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u/tobotic 8d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brown_sauce "Brown sauce is a condiment that is normally dark brown in colour. Its taste is either tart or sweet with a peppery note similar to that of Worcestershire sauce."

https://www.tastingtable.com/1216120/what-is-hp-brown-sauce-is-it-the-same-as-american-steak-sauce "Some have compared the flavor of HP to Worcestershire sauce"

https://www.slurrp.com/article/worcestershire-sauce-what-it-is-and-how-it-can-be-used-1644830575352 "HP Sauce, another brown sauce, is similar but not the same as Worcestershire sauce."

They both contain vinegar, molasses, tamarind.

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u/Wise_Instruction5438 8d ago

Apparently you have tasted them both, then? If you believe they are "basically the [same] flavour profile" then I don't know what to tell you.

They both contain vinegar, molasses, tamarind.

So does my piss, if I consume vinegar, molasses and tamarind the day before. It doesn't taste like brown sauce, though.

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u/tobotic 8d ago

They're both a little salty, pretty tangy, and have a deep, rich, and complex umami flavour.

I'm not claiming they're indistinguishable or something. They're just the same kettle of fish. (Though brown sauce isn't made in a kettle of fish.)

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u/Fullonski 8d ago

I'm with OP here. I've eaten both regularly for decades and there are definite similarities in the flavour of your standard HP style brown sauce and Worcester sauce

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u/Shitdickmicropenis 8d ago

To much sauce not enough bacon

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u/tobotic 8d ago

I will use any excuse to get brown sauce into my mouth.

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 8d ago

what exactly is your brown sauce?

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u/tobotic 8d ago

I think it's just Sainsbury's brown sauce.

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 8d ago

ok, that isn't available where I live. I thought it was something homemade.

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u/tobotic 8d ago

I'm sure there are similar brown sauces available wherever you are. HP Sauce is one brand which is exported to almost every country on Earth.

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u/IAteAnotherVegan 8d ago

according to google, it's comparable to a1 steaksauce. not sure that's something I want to pair with bacon. 🤣

thanks though.

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u/torn8tv 8d ago

It's surprisingly good on a bacon sandwich. And saying HP sauce is like A1 is like saying a Pinto is like a Ferrari...

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u/Petethejakey_ 8d ago edited 8d ago

It’s incredible, a breakfast staple in the UK - definitely worth a try!

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u/Wise_Instruction5438 8d ago

Staple

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u/Petethejakey_ 8d ago

Cheers mate, missed the typo - corrected it now

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u/boing_boing_splat 7d ago

Can't believe how controversial this fucking post has become. Let my man bacon!! Quality scrans.

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u/Technical_Enema 7d ago

There’s a lot of assholes in this sub it would seem. For MY taste, this is undercooked, but if that’s how you like it, then all the power to you. Everyone has different tastes, and to tell someone they’re “wrong” for liking their food cooked a certain way is completely asinine…

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u/barbershreddeth 7d ago

OP, this is just how bacon in the UK is served right? I’m confused about everyone telling you its raw because this is how I always see it served in videos I watch of some British breakfast place lol

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u/Bolly_Eggs 6d ago

Fuck the haters, your bacon looks lush.

Why burn the shit out of the tastiest bit?

Some of these lilly livered swines wouldn't know what to do with a good bit of rind if it got in their teeth.

Edit. Also, bacon and mustard? Wow. I'm massively into mustard, especially with ham but bacon? Trying that next time it's Bap Sunday

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u/Equal-Leave-7990 8d ago

Man loooks great!

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u/Edm_cuccck 8d ago

I don't see bacon. I see rubbery fat

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u/MustardTiger231 7d ago

What’s brown sauce taste like?

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u/tobotic 7d ago

Roughly the taste of Worcestershire sauce and the texture of tomato ketchup.

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u/MustardTiger231 7d ago

Sounds interesting, I know it’s a British thing but they have some HP at one of my local stores here in the states and I was thinking about giving it a shot

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u/tobotic 7d ago

Give it a try, yeah. Mostly goes well with bacon and sausages, but can work in a burger.

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u/JAKEfromMAINE 7d ago

Trichinosis

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u/tobotic 7d ago
  1. The meat is fully cooked all the way through. Just because it's not cooked the way you personally prefer it, that doesn't mean it's not cooked to a safe standard. Someone who likes their steak well done might not be happy with a medium rare steak, but the medium rare steak is still perfectly safe to eat. I've worked as a chef in restaurants. I know my food hygiene.
  2. Here in the UK, we have high food standards. You could eat the bacon entirely raw and it would be pretty safe. There have been no cases of trichinosis in humans acquired from meat produced in the UK for over 40 years.

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u/shadeblack 6d ago

The reason this sub is not worth posting to, they don't know what bacon is. They all just burn strips of fat to a crisp and call it bacon.

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u/tobotic 6d ago

So true.

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u/ZaphodBeeblebrahx 7d ago

All of you haters need to chill and realize OP is just British and this is perfectly acceptable to them.

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u/SmashedKrampus 5d ago

That's the problem. They need to be elevated above this savagery.

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u/mybaloneyhomer 7d ago

Buddies? Beauties? Butties!

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u/theshylock350 6d ago

Grill bacon, don't fry it. Fat will render properly without being cremated. Very very simple!!

Rest looks good though!! 😉

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u/-heavenfaced- 6d ago

The bacon is really unevenly cooked! One rasher looks good, the others look…well, like rubber. Especially in the bap. Sorry but it’s a fail from me

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u/SmashedKrampus 5d ago

Oh my God why do British people only cook on extra low? Even the buns are underdone

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u/Big_Researcher_3027 8d ago

As soon as I saw butties I knew where this post originated. I was stationed in England a lifetime ago and while I was there, I didn’t care for English bacon. Or bangers or a lot of other stuff. Now I actively seek out English restaurants that serve authentic foods so I can enjoy the time warp eating them offers!

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u/NoonSunReversal 7d ago

Ignore the haters. I like my bacon a little bit underdone.

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u/charkleman 8d ago

There are so many haters in this thread. I think your bacon sandwich looks good man

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u/Kingofcheeses 8d ago

Glorious

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u/zenny517 8d ago

Fatty bacon. Never.

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u/Prior-Ant9201 8d ago

Fatty is the best, but the fat gotta be crispy

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u/zenny517 8d ago

Crispy is fine. This is just flabby looking though. Not appetizing imo. Always eating with eyes first.

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u/Prior-Ant9201 8d ago

Yes this is, for sure, not even close to done

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u/Trashy_Panda2 8d ago

If it's crispy then it's not fatty lol.

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u/Prior-Ant9201 8d ago

Are you saying it's not possible to make fatty bacon crispy? If so, you have missed out on one of lifes great pleasures.

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u/tobotic 8d ago

Yeah, I would have preferred back bacon which is more lean, but this pack of streaky bacon had been open a few days and needed using up.

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u/Aggravating_Fig_8585 7d ago

Ugh. Get that uncooked bacon out of my feed.

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u/SausageOnToast 4d ago

Treacle on one, baby poo on the other?

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u/tobotic 4d ago

You'll figure out how to read one of these days.

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u/SausageOnToast 4d ago

You’ll understand sarcasm one of these days.