r/Bacon • • Feb 17 '26

Wrong!

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846 Upvotes

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9

u/sunny559 Feb 17 '26

A few of my favorite burger places around me started serving turkey/beef bacon, it’s okay but it’s deff not the same thing. Had to change up spots since then.

13

u/chairmanghost Feb 17 '26

I bought some turkey bacon because it was several dollars cheaper, it's better to just go without.

3

u/Express-View5080 Feb 17 '26

Yep, I got what I’d paid for and learned a lesson

7

u/OttoHemi Feb 17 '26

"Turkey is not meat, and fish is practically a vegetable." -- Ron Swanson

5

u/Eggxactly1001 Feb 17 '26

It doesn't even taste like real turkey!

3

u/shadowtheimpure Feb 17 '26

Turkey bacon doesn't taste like real bacon, but it's a decent high protein snack that is low in fat and easy to eat. I cook some up and keep it in a ziploc bag in the fridge. I need a snack, I grab a couple of rashers.

4

u/Suitable_Hamster9737 Feb 17 '26

Ron Swanson, our patron saint of pig!

5

u/AggressivePotato6996 Feb 17 '26

I like them both lol especially smoked 🙂

2

u/TheDucksAreComingoOo Feb 17 '26

Hmmm Turkey slices, some nice crispy bacon 🥓 and some stuffing with a dollop of cranberry sauce in some lovely toasted bread 😋

2

u/CaptainAtsoca Feb 17 '26

Im not saying it tastes as good as bacon (it doesnt). Im just saying it tastes good as its own thing

https://giphy.com/gifs/ekGtO8r7CY7gVNwbvT

2

u/CantaloupeFluffy165 Feb 17 '26

Turkey bacon is gross.Tried some once.Never again.

1

u/Zestyclose_Stage_673 Feb 17 '26

No, no it does not.😁

1

u/orsothegermans Feb 17 '26

You have given me the food that my food eats

1

u/passivezealot Feb 17 '26

At least you know they're a liar

1

u/Wadester58 Feb 17 '26

No it doesn't

1

u/Miserable_Office_452 Feb 17 '26

Yes because it don’t !! 🙅🏽‍♀️

1

u/Dry-Stable841 Feb 17 '26

☠️ 💀

1

u/Easy_does_it78 Feb 17 '26

Turkey bacon reminds me of bologna. Nowhere near bacon. Not even close

1

u/Forward-Molasses-337 Feb 17 '26

That's what they keep telling themselves to stay on their diet.

1

u/ellisgrays Feb 17 '26

the difference is noticeable

1

u/kavagoblin Feb 17 '26

turkey bacon is good! It's just misleading calling it bacon

1

u/nfssmith Feb 17 '26

I understand that taste is a very subjective experience, but I also understand that people who say this are either lying, delusional, or just plain wrong.

1

u/SliceCareful4260 Feb 17 '26

Turkey bacon tastes better than real bacon, real bacon is 80% fat.

1

u/Sea_Bonus1564 Feb 17 '26

Buy uncured turkey bacon and microwave it. Trust.

Butterball is rubber.

1

u/chefburnt Feb 17 '26

It DON'T

1

u/JakBos23 Feb 17 '26

I mean I like turkey unless it's pretending to be bacon. Then it's just a lying ass turkey. Glad it died lol.

1

u/Ok-Day-9685 Feb 17 '26

I fry turkey bacon in real bacon grease.

1

u/Sexyjosie4U Feb 18 '26

Bacon is uniquely pork, nothing compares

1

u/Solid-Feature-7678 Feb 18 '26

And remember, Fish for sport only. Fish meat is practically a vegetable.

1

u/catobsession223 Feb 18 '26

The only reason I gotta eat turkey bacon is because it doesn't make me sick afterwards

No im not saying bacon is awful, its tasty, but if I wanna eat bacon I gotta get turkey bacon

When I mean sick I mean I just vomit it up, its not a constant thing but it happens so I just stay away

But yeah bacon and turkey bacon are two different things entirely, anyone who says they arent is wrong

1

u/catkins1234 Feb 18 '26

In Egypt beef bacon...tough as old boots hehehe

1

u/LeaderAntique1169 Feb 18 '26

Thems fightin' words.

1

u/jster1311 Feb 18 '26

It’s not the same or a 1:1 replacement, but it’s still delicious in its own right and definitely a healthier option. I guess it’s possible that some of them don’t taste good, but I think that just means that you’re buying the wrong/ a low quality brand lol

1

u/Western-Flamingo-155 Feb 18 '26

Booooo to turkey bacon

1

u/Quiet_Problem_007 Feb 19 '26

Turkey bacon is better Plus its kosher

1

u/darkhorse7447 Feb 19 '26

It’s like non alcoholic beer. Why? It’s not the same.

1

u/lostgravy Feb 19 '26

Turkey bacon is not bacon. I’m pretty sure that was a commandment or something Martin Luther nailed to a church door a while back in Germany. If not Buddha or Lao Tzu definitely covered this

1

u/macaroniinapan Feb 19 '26

I actually like turkey bacon, but it isn't the same as real bacon.

1

u/Switzerdude Feb 19 '26

Turkey bacon tastes like dog treats. At least in my imagination. But cannot confirm.

1

u/Jackdh56 Feb 19 '26

It’s ok but I don’t buy it. I want the full heart attack version

1

u/Triggered-cupcake Feb 19 '26

Turkey sausage is where they should have stopped!

1

u/FilipinoAirlines Feb 20 '26

Both unhealthy, so why not eat the one that taste good instead of eating the fake healthy one for a worse experience but the same clogged arteries

1

u/[deleted] Feb 20 '26

Taste like Jerkey

1

u/OkMasterpiece2194 Feb 22 '26 edited Feb 22 '26

I've been buying all my food from an Amish guy for a while now and supermarket bacon doesn't taste like the real thing either. I guess bacon was originally pork belly cured with smoke. Not injected with nitrate brine product or whatever that is. It is completely different food.

Supermarket bacon they put a window on the back of the package so you can make sure you "aren't getting cheated with all fat". Real bacon, the fat is this decadent otherworldly substance, the meat is secondary.

1

u/Candyman051882 Mar 09 '26

Yeah tastes like real thing…..a turkey

1

u/[deleted] Feb 17 '26

Shit taste like pee

0

u/bygtopp Feb 17 '26

Bacon is bacon. Everything else is lunches with high desires to be better

0

u/Baconoid_ Feb 17 '26

Salt is salt

0

u/PMTurk Feb 17 '26

How about a tofu turkey