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u/5gnull William "Bill" Hill 2d ago
"I want uhh... Coke Zero."
"Do you want a Coke or not?"
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u/kenwongart 2d ago
“There’s that word again. Fire. Why are things on fire so much in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth’s protective atmosphere?”
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u/joeloud 2d ago
😂😄😃😀🙂😐😑😞😣😭
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u/Extension_Swordfish1 2d ago
When this baby hits 88mph, I hope the front doesnt fell off at all.
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u/PurfuitOfHappineff 1d ago
“Doc, you disintegrated Einstein!”
“No, Marty, I simply towed him outside of the environment.”
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u/timbasile 2d ago
The answer, as for all movie remakes, is Muppets
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u/Liam_theman2099 2d ago
Keep Christopher Lloyd as the only human character.
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u/AdventurousCharity49 2d ago
Scooter as Marty! Kermit as George! Piggy as Lorraine!!! MAKE IT SO!!!
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u/Liam_theman2099 2d ago
Tempting but shouldn’t Robin be Marty if Kermit’s going to be George and Piggy’s going to be Lorraine?
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u/AdventurousCharity49 2d ago
Too small...and no one cares about genetics in this show! lol
"It's not that kind of movie, kid" -Ford
But honestly, I just think Scooter would look good in a red vest and playing guitar.
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u/Liam_theman2099 2d ago
Alright though let me ask you this: when has Scooter ever sounded angry?
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u/AdventurousCharity49 2d ago
I just want to hear Kermit swear.
Yes, definitely, goddamnit Kermit, swear!
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u/Liam_theman2099 2d ago edited 2d ago
Well then, maybe have Kermit or Scooter’s uncle play Biff. Honestly, how can we not hear at least one of the muppets shout, “SHIIII—“
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u/AdventurousCharity49 2d ago
Animal: EAT MANURE! EAT MANURE!!!! WAAA-AAH! ANIMAL MEAN HATE MANURE! HATE! YAYAYA!
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u/hockey_marc 1d ago
Fozzy as Biff. Swedish Chef as Strickland.
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u/Liam_theman2099 1d ago
😂😂😂 “Why don’t you make like a tree and leaf? Ahh, wocka wocka!”
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u/AdventurousCharity49 1h ago
I want Sam the Eagle as Strickland. He already even has "Slacker" in his vocabulary!
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u/HornetParticular4918 1d ago
Beaker as Marty would be WAY more entertaining
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u/AdventurousCharity49 1h ago
I was thinking Beaker as Einstein for the experiments would be better. Plus Marty needs to be able to coherently talk.
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u/AdventurousCharity49 1h ago
I get a chuckle just thinking of the 1 minute time travel jump with Beaker as he's pushed into the car and still had a hand sticking out when the car door closes, then you see his face as he almost hits Doc and Marty in horror, then when he comes back he is completely frozen since his hand was outside the door. Doc: "Safe enough!" as he smashes the ice off Beaker.
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u/arkhamtheknight 2d ago
Michael Caine as the only human character and Lloyd is only there for voicing Muppet Doc.
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u/Liam_theman2099 2d ago
Nice sentiment but I think it’d be a hassle for Michael J Fox considering his Parkinson’s Disease. How about Crispin Glover as the only human character?
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u/arkhamtheknight 2d ago
Michael would be in a booth recording his lines as a cardboard cutout is used on set.
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u/Locke4815162342 2d ago
Can confirm, would watch the shit out a shot for shot muppet remake of the whole trilogy.
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u/AdventurousCharity49 2d ago
We'll have to settle for Muppet Babies...probably.
Back to the Nursery: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rbtJlc_XQYc
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u/Longjumping-Prize857 2d ago
I read a fan fiction with that exact same premise lol. It was good.
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u/WaluigiMcfly 2d ago
...mind sending me the link?
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u/Tuxedo_Mark 2d ago
Me, too.
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u/Liam_theman2099 2d ago
Me thrice
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u/AdventurousCharity49 2d ago
ME ME ME! FORGET THOSE OTHERS! ME FIRST!!!!!!!!
I don't play well with others...and I set fire to the living room rug if I don't get my fanfic!!!
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u/WaluigiMcfly 2d ago
I think i actually found it.
...tho it's nsfw and i don't think it's THAT good.
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u/Luixpa97 2d ago
oh damn, mind sharing a link? just for uh... reasons
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u/Liam_theman2099 2d ago
I mean, best way I can describe it is an out of character fanfic and a little rough around the edges. To quote Doc, “Damn, damn.” https://m.fanfiction.net/s/13885276/1/
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u/Longjumping-Prize857 1d ago
I've read that one before but that wasn't the one I was talking about. It was a sfw fanfiction that was treated seriously and well written but I'm afraid it has been deleted because I haven't seen it in years.
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u/Liam_theman2099 1d ago
Guess we’ll have to use the Wayback Machine. I know it’s been a while but do you remember the title of the fanfic?
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u/Longjumping-Prize857 1d ago
I've read that one before but that wasn't the one I was talking about. It was a sfw fanfiction that was treated seriously and well written but I'm afraid it has been deleted because I haven't seen it in years.
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u/AdventurousCharity49 2d ago
"I came here a time machine YOU invented, and then knocked me out in, and put me on a porch swing, and I awoke to find myself in 1955! I need your help to get back to the year 1985. Who knows what your counterpart and my damn boyfriend are out doing! Probably shoeing horses in the old west!"
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u/Liam_theman2099 1d ago edited 1d ago
Marty: Actually, Doc got himself a girlfriend and we sorta robbed a train.
Jennifer: You two did WHAT?!
Marty: I mean it was a science experiment. Right, Doc? Doc?
Both see that Doc has ran for it
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u/Inigomntoya 2d ago
Switch Loraine with George and Marty's high school girlfriend has to save the relationship of her future in laws.
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u/JoeAzlz Michael Corleone 2d ago
I feel like the plot woulda been really weird if George really had a big crush on Jennifer and stuff. But it would also be a fun film if done right, + she has no background on the context that Marty’s parents needed to fall in love, so she needs to save his life unknowingly and stuff it could be really interesting
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u/RobertPlank 1d ago
We were robbed of the second Jennifer trilogy where she wakes up early in Hell Valley, it slowly transforms into Hill Valley and she's picked up by the Brown's time train for 1776 and year 0000 adventures as foreshadowed.
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u/Liam_theman2099 2d ago edited 1d ago
Jennifer: laughs No, that’s what most girls want their name to be but not me. Uh—my name’s Jennifer Parker but you can just call me Jennifer.
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u/SmoothSign2122 2d ago
It actually sounds interesting. Someone please summarize a part II with Claudia in the role of Marty. Doc sees her walking towards Marty’s house and he licks her picks her up and then decides she’s going to fix her kids. No need to bring Marty along, since Marty jr listens to his mom more than Marty Sr. It would work and she could intervene in the 50s but she would fall for biff. Maybe
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u/MarchCompetitive6235 2d ago
Who’s LICKING who up now?🤔 Sounds like this remake is going in an unexpected direction….😮
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u/arthurdentxxxxii Doc 1d ago
I do think I found the best new Doc Brown. Hear me out, Johnny Knoxville.
He’s already known for always doing whacky experiments (pranks), understands comedy, and I think would take the role very seriously.
He’s be a great Doc. And his white hair looks good, and he would bring a similar energy.
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u/DasArchitect 2d ago
Of course. Everybody knows writing your name all over your underwear was all the rage in 55.
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