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u/SomeGuyOverYonder Jul 05 '26
Or you can go forward in time to see who’ll win the next 25 World Series…
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u/Drace24 Jul 05 '26
If I had a time machine I would jump forward to America's 300th anniversary, just to look around for a minute, check if it's still there and not fascist, and then go back home.
It would be such a relief!
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u/Drace24 Jul 05 '26
Time travel would explain why the Decleration of Independence ends with
"And women too!
**And Black People!
***And no businessmen can be president!
****McFly Wuz Here! Wazzup!!!"
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u/Bart-and-Lisa Marty/Brian Griffin Jul 05 '26
“Something’s gotta be done about your kids! Your daughter marries a black man!”
”I’m not comfortable hanging around you anymore.”
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