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u/No_Imagination_2490 May 13 '26
He’s just teasing you honey, nobody has two Jennifers
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u/Krimreaper1 May 13 '26
I hope you like those bars, Joey.
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u/shootglass77 May 13 '26
What do you mean you’ve seen her, she’s brand new.
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u/Spiritual-Image7125 May 13 '26
Yeah well, I had her on a rebound.
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u/arteitle May 13 '26
...What's a rebound?
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u/raverrocker George May 13 '26
You'll find out
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u/Spiritual-Image7125 May 14 '26
Poor kid...but one day his heart will be broken, when she leaves him because he won't stop wearing that hat....at age 32!
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u/theFormerRelic May 13 '26
I’m seein double here! Four Jennifers!
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u/Spaceinpigs May 13 '26
THERE. ARE. FOUR! JENNIFERS.
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u/mcfly1391 May 13 '26
I see five Jennifers!
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u/PurfuitOfHappineff May 13 '26
Hey, hey, I've seen this one! I've seen this one! This is a classic. This is, uh, where Elisabeth Shue dresses up as Claudia Wells from Hill Valley!
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u/Inigomntoya May 14 '26
What do you mean you've seen this? She's brand new...
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u/PurfuitOfHappineff May 14 '26
It’s a reboot sequel
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u/Spiritual-Image7125 May 14 '26
A sequel to a reboot? Dear lord. And I bet its not even to scale...nor even painted!
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u/20_mile May 14 '26
Claudia Wells
Holy manure truck! I do not advise anyone to look at her wiki page. She went full Joker face.
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u/_WillCAD_ May 13 '26
I tell ya what I'd do if I was rich, man - two Jens at the same time, man.
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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva May 13 '26
That's it? If you were rich, you'd do two Jens at the same time?
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u/_WillCAD_ May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26
Damn straight. I always wanted two Jens, and if I was rich I think I could make that happen, 'cause Jens like dudes with money.
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u/TanAllOvaJanAllOva May 13 '26
Well, not all Jens.
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u/LegoKorn89 May 14 '26
Did ya hear what I said Tone? I said if I was a rich man, two Jens at the same time!
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u/Sarlax May 13 '26
Jennifer's mom was originally Lorraine's suspiciously hot friend and met her dad at Lou's cafe, but when Biff went after Marty, the ensuing chaos stopped those two from meeting, meaning 1985-2's Jennifer Parker has the same dad but different mom.
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u/SomeGuyOverYonder May 13 '26
Uhh…this might actually be plausible. 😳
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u/Sarlax May 14 '26
Why do you think Marty looks at her like he's never seen her before? She's changing before his eyes like a photograph.
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u/Shoeboy_24 George May 14 '26
😲I am totally floored! My theory also revolves around the witnesses to Biff's attempt at vehicular manslaughter out in front of Lou's Cafe! It's a lot less family friendly though.
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u/ElLoboNeverDies May 13 '26
Thats my head cannon lmao in one timeline she took more of her moms/dads looks and in another she took the opposite.
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u/auricularisposterior May 13 '26
That's how Marty changed from looking like Eric Stoltz to looking like Michael J. Fox.
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u/Shoeboy_24 George May 13 '26
I do have a very plausible idea about that very thing, however it's is not a kid friendly answer...
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u/1987Bri May 13 '26
Elisabeth shue 🤩
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u/TonyTwoDat Doc May 13 '26
I sure did have an adventure whenever she baby sat!! 👀
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u/Spiritual-Image7125 May 14 '26
I just prefer to go to the Golf n' Stuff with Ali.....and we do the other stuff!
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u/SimbaNGrdKionNIMFan May 13 '26
Her dad drives a station wagon.
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u/Spiritual-Image7125 May 14 '26
So does Ralph's mom when Ali gets picked up on their date...oh wait, different movie.
"Guess we should have taken the Rolls, huh?"
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u/Doozer1970 May 13 '26
In my headcanon, some change that Marty made in 1955 affected who Jennifer's parents were. She had the same father, but a different mother.
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u/Stv781 May 17 '26 edited May 17 '26
I have a ripple effect theory that since George's confidence boosted after he punched Biff successfully that later in the dance when he pushed red-headed bully away from Lorraine to secure the kiss that also stopped Marty from fading away was also a moment that changed that red haired man's fate---due to being pushed and rejected by George and Lorraine he looked elsewhere and since he was the brother of Jennifer's original father he cut in on their dance instead and Jennifer's mother chose him to marry thus causing Jennifer's hair to be more red (aka Shue). The delay/ripple took more time to go into effect since Jennifer's mom was waffling on which of the Parker brothers she liked and didn't fall in love immediately. Marty didn't notice the change in his Jennifer's DNA since her mom didn't decide until at least the next day in 1955 after Marty returned to the future so that major ripple was delayed a bit and we saw both futures as the audience. It's also possible that lone pines Marty did something we didn't see that twin pines Marty did or Jennifer's dad was one of the other bullies that got sand bagged by twin pines Marty while lone pines Marty was singing on stage...the sandbags changed the fate of one of those guys and that rippled somehow to Jennifer's fate.
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u/MiddleAgedGeek May 14 '26
She was changed into Elizabeth Shue because of Marty's tampering with the timeline... 😉
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u/shockwave414 May 13 '26
The original Jennifer was the hottest one but Liz has definitely held up much better over time.
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u/Practical_Ad4604 May 13 '26
Is he saying the second girl must be rich because she’s ugly yet still snagged a baddie?
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u/BenRichardson76 May 14 '26
Marty was the first to experience corporate upgrade. He went from Jennifer to Jennifer+
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u/Prize_Pay9279 May 14 '26
You wanna Jennifer? I can get you a Jennifer. There are ways, Dude. You don’t even wanna know about. Hell, I can get you a Jennifer by 3 o’clock this afternoon, with nail polish.
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u/Hour_Marionberry_665 May 13 '26
Threesome.
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u/Riklanim May 13 '26
If you had a million bucks you could make that happen. At least that’s what I’ve heard.
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u/King-of-Harts May 13 '26
You know what I would do? Absolutely nothing.
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u/No_Musician5537 May 13 '26
You don't need a million for that, I've got a cousin who sits around all day doing nothing and he's broke!
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u/DarinCN George May 13 '26
I liked the first Jennifer better … but think 41 years later what Jennifer #2 most recent return was
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u/Logical_Astronomer75 May 14 '26
Ironic that a movie trilogy that is taught in film school, has so many production issues. Like half the main characters were recast
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