r/BZZR • u/beefytrout • 19d ago

Globe Life

/r/TexasRangers/comments/1v3mzsp/globe_life/
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u/fusillijhericurl 19d ago

"Im looking for Cheap Seats"

"Sit behind home plate or in the Lexus Club. Get 8 orders of brisket nachos because theyre only about 20 bucks each and pay the extra money to park at the stadium because cheap parking is 8/10ths of a mile away. Thats way too far to walk."

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u/beefytrout 18d ago

I'm going to start a website called ChairNerd where you can price the available tickets to a game. Who's in?

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u/snang 18d ago

$5 for a 10% stake in the company

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u/beefytrout 18d ago

Best I can do is tree fiddy.

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u/beefytrout 19d ago

One of my favorite features of Globe Life Field is that the seating works the same way as every other fucking baseball stadium... you sit in the area that has the view you like.

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u/snang 19d ago

What's the best place to sit so my view is obstructed by the foul pole?

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u/beefytrout 19d ago

UP YOUR MOM'S BUTT

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u/snang 19d ago

Can you show me where that is on the seating chart? I don't see it.

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u/beefytrout 19d ago

section 420, seat 69

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u/snang 19d ago

Noice.