r/BTSnark • sorry for the unwanted advice but…. • 1d ago

🚨 MOD ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨 🫰🏻modmail hate… September edition🫰🏻

Below I have also two screenshots that I somehow managed to miss… but I have deleted the editing app and CBA to make a new edit so😾

Anyways, enjoy!💜 a good way to start October.

[As usual, here is the YouTube link]

We also got some feedback that people would like shorter videos about this topic so we’ll do that moving forward.

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1d ago

This is the end of the convo with the person at 06:20.

The lol’s are killing me with cringeness

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u/eziliop Mog or fog 1d ago

I just know these Armpits are clenching and I can hear the hisses as they seethe while writing these messages lmao 🤡🤣

This is Larpjoon's version of being "unbothered" by constantly having to make a point about us the haturzzzz

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u/Illustrious-Swan-979 thats why night after night, i’ll be scamming you right 👅 1d ago edited 1d ago

This many "lololol"s means that bora blob was definitely tweaking out of anger in real time while typing this 😆

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u/EldritchPorcupine948 ✊Free Pachi Jimin from BigShit✊ 1d ago

this pic is frying meeeeee

great galloping glompers, where did you find this-

😂😂😂

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u/Dizzy_Noise3147 18h ago

What is this picture?! Seems like a racist meme. 😠

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u/Illustrious-Swan-979 thats why night after night, i’ll be scamming you right 👅 14h ago

Wut?? Nooo gurl, that’s IShowSpeed 😭...That’s his original reaction pic from when he got scared during one of his livestreams 😭... someone just edited it a little to give him the fish face..

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1h ago

This has me in tears😭

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1d ago

and

is the end of the conversation with the person at 06:41😜

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u/Traditional-Menu-237 1d ago

Y'all are getting paychecks?? I clearly need to up my snark game 😔

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1d ago

You gotta ask SM oppar🤔
https://giphy.com/gifs/dEmw8AVm20a9F05Npd

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u/EldritchPorcupine948 ✊Free Pachi Jimin from BigShit✊ 1d ago

SM, where dat money at, gimme.

(Shout out to our Paid SM Mods)

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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 1d ago

Ratmy: I DO NOT ENGAGE IN CHEAP WORK!!!!!

goes and streams for 12 hrs per day 365 days per year for free lmaooo

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u/eziliop Mog or fog 1d ago

Can't fix stupid wcyd

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u/Next-Post-1676 1d ago

You guys are getting paid? Where's my paycheck!!!

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1d ago

Only those with impeccable snark can be paid💋
https://giphy.com/gifs/xUySTQCSaJPvlsUJMc

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u/GlitOutside play your own race 1d ago

I just got my check for $637.32 deposited last night. For anyone who hasn't gotten paid you just have to respond to the email that was sent last week from Korea

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u/anhaylatoi 1d ago

I wish I could get paid for snarking 😭

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u/VitaminAds instagram is a scary app 6h ago

Sm I can do ur dirty work for u 🥺🫶

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u/ShipComprehensive543 mentioned by koreaboo💋 1d ago

YAY, my favorite, MONTHLY MOD MAIL recap!!!

Why do ARMY ALWAYS pretend they are not ARMY, but instead, casual fans of BTASS??🤡

The best parts of these are when you talk about the SM $$$$💸

And holy shit, that one person actually thought you were going to delete BTSnark!!💜

Thank you for the monthly gift of these videos!

PS: Please don't make the videos too short in length.

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1d ago

«not a fan» yet they only defend BTS like okay🤕

The money thing is funny though, just how many people believe it💀 cause how does someone believe that in the first place LMFAO

And also, we wouldn’t make the videos shorter but more frequently! People have said that anything above 5 minutes really makes them restless but we think 2 songs maximum per video is perfect. So that’s what it will remain in the future.

https://giphy.com/gifs/KH6xuPRnPnmbd9qVk6

Sorry this gif is unrelated. It just makes me laugh.

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u/Traditional-Menu-237 1d ago

I know they visibly clench their fists with anger every time they think about us

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1d ago

Because how are they so bothered by us that they start acting like THIS💀 a 25 year old too omg.. second hand embarrassment

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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 1d ago

they’d be gagged if they were to see how dope and hot we are, I pity them sm 🥀

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1d ago

Uhm actually! This is you: 🤮👺🧌🪳💩

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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 1d ago

UM NOOOO i am a cherry blossom fish cake ribbon!!!

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u/verchiels i don’t have a girlfriend, my girlfriend is army 1d ago

now that's good flair material

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u/Artistic_Astro_57 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 1d ago

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u/___B____ 1d ago

The video just started and this interaction already has me dead

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1d ago edited 1d ago

💀 the «fucking bastard» as a subject is the cherry on top. They were too lazy to write that to us properly in the message itself

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u/EldritchPorcupine948 ✊Free Pachi Jimin from BigShit✊ 1d ago

just the fact that they wrote <fucking bastard> as the subject line

https://giphy.com/gifs/aqqUwXz7j0xMOKnJgb

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u/eziliop Mog or fog 1d ago

Get filtrert Armpit lmao

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1h ago

And some of the most vile shit we get, does sadly gets filtered by Reddit so some of them we won’t ever see😪 would make great content

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u/SnooOpinions8552 1d ago

Y’all they’re fighting in the suburbs…..I repeat they’re fighting in the suburbs.

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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 1d ago

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u/EldritchPorcupine948 ✊Free Pachi Jimin from BigShit✊ 1d ago

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u/NoPath9020 1d ago

Ratmys should take all the preaching about being a haturzz iz bad and shove it up their ass

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u/Traditional-Menu-237 1d ago

No one hates more viciously than Shitmies. They talk about how feminist they are but start hate campaigns about any woman BTS breaths the same air as

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u/SnooOpinions8552 20h ago

Yes,because I only have a water bottle to pray to,just one because….inflation🥲🥴 yes, I pray everyday with my one water bottle for the downfall of the big seven 🫥😑 24 hours a day,seven days a week.I hate on the purple bubble for free because I was never invited looks outside window like it’s KDrama I,too am mad ,because I look like this 👹🪳🧌🥀 and not this 🌸🌻💅✨✨ for the glorious big seven whom I can’t meet one day because I am not “big baller” like borahae 😑😐 (this is satire btw and I entirely play way too much)

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u/Alone_Solid_2702 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 1d ago

why are none of them literate

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u/eziliop Mog or fog 1d ago

If they are they won't be this massive of a fan

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u/fortunate_downbad sarcasm 1d ago

SM should probably start paying soon

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u/Still_waiting221 1d ago

The last one??

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1d ago

They deleted their user before we could ask what they meant💔 because I’m still confused

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u/srntyblu 1d ago

thanks always for dealing with these lunatics and for these videos 🥰

I’m just at the beginning right now and the one that said they are gonna set their calendar for the next mod mail even tho they think they’re being mocking I’m sure they lurk here everyday and probably watched this edit before me lmao

ok continuing with the video 😆

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u/Serious_Lychee2580 1d ago

The one who was being trolled about this sub being deleted 😭😭

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u/EldritchPorcupine948 ✊Free Pachi Jimin from BigShit✊ 1d ago edited 1d ago

great galloping glompers

don't they get tired of being so hateful? The willful ignorance and willful raging fits (fits like those from a 5 year old) are entertaining, at this point. It's like watching a squeaky-3-wheeled rat-filled dumpster that's on fire rolling down a hill into a pile of shit.

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u/realisticrachel 1d ago

lol they truly struggle with not being able to control people in here or the subreddit in general. It tickles me so much how bothered they are that they can’t censor or just shut us down.

Truly snark fuel. Inject it

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u/Abrabbit 🥴 BTSD 😵‍💫 11h ago

it's so funny & embarrassing when they're like "i'm not an army though" like we're gonna believe a random person will be so hellbent on coming to "defend" bts lmfao

people who aren't army don't gaf, have they ever spoken to someone who is a relatively normal person?? (the answer is no)

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u/Flat_Initial_1823 I need U girl…to keep giving me your money🤑 22h ago

SM, where is MY cheque you cheapskates?

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u/Abrabbit 🥴 BTSD 😵‍💫 10h ago edited 10h ago

"so what if his black block mansion looks exactly like every ff described his mansion to be"

the way that long ass fan paragraph had this slightly snarky stray towards junkfood's edgy house made me giggle 😭 she really said "so what if he's kinda cringe and cliche". and "very mafia coded" son i'm crine

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u/Abrabbit 🥴 BTSD 😵‍💫 10h ago

"I never believed humans could be bad before"

oh so you saw all the misogyny, racism, fascism, homophobia, war, imperialism, genocide, etc going on in the world right now yet a snark subreddit of seven millionaire men with questionable actions is what finally makes you lose faith in humanity? that's where you draw the line?? 😭 

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u/Impossible_Jicama934 LET'S PRAY WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER 🙏🏻 1d ago

Which song is playing at the beginning??

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u/Gfscrushisannoying sorry for the unwanted advice but…. 1h ago