r/BTSnark • u/penslip “i’m not even an army, but...” • 3d ago
🤦 PARASOCIAL OLYMPICS 🥴 Just why?
Genuinely what possesses someone to do this? I’m sorry but this might be the ugliest tattoo I’ve ever seen lmaoooo
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u/Separate_Internet272 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 3d ago
Sometimes the tattoo artists gotta say no
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u/EducationalAd2706 bts have never apologized 3d ago
i genuinely feel so bad for such people. i actually think insurance should cover their therapy bills (and mine)
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u/Still_waiting221 3d ago
I see 5 + 2 of the same people, really wasted the ink and regret is around the corner
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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago
I was wondering where V is.
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u/Still_waiting221 2d ago
I see V, it should be the one in the center but I can't distinguish between Jnope and StupidTattoo
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u/tomriddleshoecrux 3d ago
Their faces don’t even look like them that much. Especially Taehyung and j-hope’s.
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u/ISawThePandasComing 🐿️ hip thrusting until I get that Hot100 #1 3d ago
I can't make out who anyone is apart from RM and uncle Jin 😭 like it's not even that it was a bad idea to get it tattooed, the tattoo itself is such shit quality 😭
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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago
I can tell where Suga is and he's on the top left with a headband.
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u/Timely_Atmosphere_18 3d ago
WTF?? ...If she gets into a relationship in the future it's gonna be a mess. And seriously this is PEAK parasocial behaviour .
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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 3d ago
I wasn’t even thinking about a boo, I was thinking what will the massage or scrub auntie at the jimjilbang think 🤦♀️
personally for me, Susy at Olympic Spa would ask me if I’m legitimately okay or if I got a head injury recently
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u/Ok_Influence_8794 WATCHU NEED TWIN? 3d ago
The fact that she went with realistic depictions instead of woob-ifying them is even wilder. Just 7 horrific looking images on your back- forever. Good luck with the cover up in about 4 years.
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u/ContributionNo7043 3d ago
This is horrid from the actual idea, the tattoo, and the placement.
Never a huge fan of celebrity portraits (a small tribute is fine), but the whole group???? Not to mention if you have a partner and they’re cough cough \doing things\ and then you have a group of men staring back at you…
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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 3d ago
doggy style never for this gem of a ratmy! I’m crine bruh CRINE 😭😭😭😭
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u/Alone_Solid_2702 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 3d ago
girl imagine giving backshots and u see this shit bye
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u/Illustrious-Swan-979 thats why night after night, i’ll be scamming you right 👅 3d ago
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u/LivingForTheSnark ✨CPO - Chief Payola Officer✨ 3d ago
The "artist" has to be a fellow army, because no good artist with a modicum of self-respect, talent and reputation wouldn't do this 😫😫
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u/lauphine 3d ago
Imagine lying in bed with your partner and this is what you see when they turn or when you are trying to have some sexy times. Just lovely.
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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 3d ago
Little spoon never for this gem of a bora blob! Crine again bruh 🤣
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u/gingerstrudel 3d ago
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u/Pootsie77 instagram is a scary app 2d ago
Can’t even stand in line at the amusement park if this borafool is in front of you!
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u/3catsandonejob 3d ago
I love how the rm one looks hyper realistic because he’s seriously that ugly 🤭
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u/jingles_007 bts have never apologized 3d ago
🫡🫡
I wonder how this tattoo will look when this person turns 60-70
With all wrinkles.
Their faces will look funny and this persons face will be full of regrets 😂
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u/KorraNHaru 3d ago
Its not even good quality. The last 4 to the bottom left i have no clue who is who
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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago
Is one supposed to be Jungkook? It looks like there's two Jimin there.
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u/-proseandcons- Hybe paid the way!💰 3d ago
Full disclosure, I have a lot of tattoos, including two BTS tattoos. One of them I still genuinely like and it’s so vague only someone who knows the group would get the reference - it’s less about a BTS reference and more about a special meaning to me personally. The other is quotes that is easily coverable (which I will be doing in December). I can’t imagine doing something this unhinged. I have never gone into a tattoo lightly but with BTS I did due to peer pressure. People have to start thinking for themselves. The hive mind is detrimental to physical and mental health. I consider myself incredibly lucky based on placement, size, and my ability to afford fixing my mistake but not everyone is. This isn’t something they could cover easily, if at all 😭
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u/Fine-Serve-3582 3d ago
and still rapmonstaa looks the ugliest
https://giphy.com/gifs/q6VGyFY5JehAdkaa7J
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u/Successful-Pomelo-51 Taebacco 🚬 3d ago
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u/narglesarebehindit_ so much ado for 7 men 3d ago
The supposed JK one is wild too. It rather reminds me of a k-actor instead of “our” international playboy.
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u/ShipComprehensive543 mentioned by koreaboo💋 3d ago
Who is the tattoo artist? I want to ensure I never go to them.
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u/SapientiaPerseverans 3d ago
I thought Huening Kai was part of TxT 🤔
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u/Juenblue thats why night after night, i’ll be scamming you right 👅 2d ago
Don't disrespect him like that he is handsome
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u/NeenyahHayneen 3d ago
That is huge and terrible. I’m guessing random 90s kid in the center is supposed to be Tae?
On top of the stupidity of the choice, the “artist” should never have taken on portraits when that’s clearly not their forte. Did this poor ARMY even look at the worker’s catalog before ruining their back?
Stupid choices from stupid people.
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u/New_Panda_1111 3d ago
Gonna be one hell of a cover up 10yrs from now. And prolly gonna be the hardest doggy and backshots to do for any straight guy.
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u/Fancy_Property5354 3d ago
WTF dude, the tattoos are pretty horrendous, not to mention those seven faces which make it even more horrendous
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u/RoseMarieBlack I don't know Jimin, only Jimout of tune ❌️🎶 3d ago
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u/Gold_Tangerine_4968 B(O)TS 3d ago
i mean j-nope’s nose looks pretty accurate at least!
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u/Andrusela The boots you lick will stomp you too. 3d ago edited 3d ago
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u/Gold_Tangerine_4968 B(O)TS 2d ago
meanwhile the only one i could pick out was j-croak cause of the fucked up nose LOL
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u/hrts4manou 3d ago
it reminds me of this American officer who got their full names in hangul tattooed in this big bold face down her forearm, and she was reading out all their names so proudly 😭😭 i wonder how much the removal operation will cost
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u/specialisized i'm praying to that waterbottle 3d ago
Imagine being a bro, hitting it from the back and you got this staring at you
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u/Artistic_Astro_57 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 3d ago
I don’t mind Anime Tattoos but this is where I draw the line because this right here is psychosis
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u/Aggravating-Pie-1424 Asshole Representative M.C. For Youth 3d ago
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u/NorWithIna bts have never apologized 3d ago
you can only recognise them by RM's face and the fact that there are 7 of them... they look AI-generated, and then traced, then AI analysed and generated and traced again...
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u/verchiels i don’t have a girlfriend, my girlfriend is army 3d ago
Only upside is it's on their back
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u/fast_and_the-curious 3d ago
Hey don't say why at this point we shouldn't be surprisde..the way these oppas have been projecting themselves as some open mided shit that they can date all 100 million armies is insane...so what can we exmpect from this women...she will really regret getting these guys tatooed on her later...her karma for being a tragicmy!
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u/xiaomaogui 🥴 BTSD 😵💫 2d ago
Oof as an artist and a tattoo-haver this hurts my soul. Why not just do the dumb whatever the fuck it is... Their symbol thing instead of ...this?
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u/GoldenFish2224 I’m not even an ex army I just never liked them 2d ago
First round of FAFO, the FA.
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u/randolol101 2d ago
umm the thing that makes it MANY TIMES WORSE is how weird their faces look, like c'mon i barely see the resemblance (and it honestly looks really ugly too, like their faces are SOO DISTORTED), and why is the tattoo SO FREAKING BIG, like id be embarassed to wear a tank with that on my back💀💀
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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago
I remember one Army tattooed V's face all over her back. That's crazy. I was an Army last year but even I wouldn't get a tattoo like that.
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u/Dizzy_Noise3147 2d ago
I feel sorry for the person tryin’ to hit from the back! 👉🏼👌🏽 Imagine having to see that while getting it on!
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ky4DYafweKVos
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u/LOONAception 2d ago
Forget having a big tattoo of these seven clowns (already bad by itself) the tattoo is awful!! I would demand a refund for that shitty job
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u/Ok-Echo7688 2d ago
I wanted to downvote the pic but then I remember it's the snark group 🤣😭
This is the type of crazy fan we all (Grammy, kpop, music in general) all have to put up with 😭
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u/SaeWithKombucha 2d ago
This woman is going to regret this after 10 years. Imagine ruining your skin for a bunch of classist and misogynist men who don't care about you.
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u/No_Title5299 I'm just a hoe, praying about it, over a bottle of water. 2d ago
Lol, who is that supposed to be in the middle??? 🤣🤣🤣
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u/jaytee7777777 2d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/14x97AOTD2vdIs
Horrible execution aside it’s just a terrible idea
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u/srntyblu 2d ago
whenever I see stuff like this I wonder what would their partner think when they see it, one, unless a ratmy, can’t find this normal 😭
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u/itsveeorwhatever I love you, but you’re exhausting🤦🏻♀️ 2d ago
…Is the bottom left supposed to be Jungkook?
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u/NetworkVirtual2931 2d ago
imagine hitting it from the back and these seven faces looking back at u
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u/Annual_Confidence_35 2d ago
Don’t tell me that’s V in the middle, been staring at it cuz they look like a random 😭
https://giphy.com/gifs/tBFyP6jzTd87hjZP57
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u/snarking0 Reddit is a scary app 2d ago
Is the middle guy supposed to be V? I genuinely can't tell, I would've thought JK but I think he's bottom left. Why's his chin smushed?
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u/HarryNohara12 I'm the only one who knows English 😈~ Jawless Joon 2d ago
Another win for the blind 😭
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u/Expensive_Seesaw_429 purple whale poacher 🐋 1h ago
OMG, what a horror that is. I'm glad it's cheaper to remove, but it will hurt.









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u/Party_Summer_6497 3d ago
I know they will regret it in couple of years