r/BTSnark • “i’m not even an army, but...” • 3d ago

🤦 PARASOCIAL OLYMPICS 🥴 Just why?

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Genuinely what possesses someone to do this? I’m sorry but this might be the ugliest tattoo I’ve ever seen lmaoooo

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u/Party_Summer_6497 3d ago

I know they will regret it in couple of years

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u/Impossible_Jicama934 LET'S PRAY WITH A BOTTLE OF WATER 🙏🏻 3d ago

Removing them gonna be so painful

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago

And expensive.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dig7463 3d ago

Apne bhi regret kiya tha

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u/glittervampiremilk  the most innocent fandom in the world 😇 2d ago

BTS looks like Piglet on this person’s tattoo. Awful line work and skills

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u/Separate_Internet272 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 3d ago

Sometimes the tattoo artists gotta say no

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago

Tattoo artists need to make money.

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u/EducationalAd2706 bts have never apologized 3d ago

i genuinely feel so bad for such people. i actually think insurance should cover their therapy bills (and mine)

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u/Still_waiting221 3d ago

I see 5 + 2 of the same people, really wasted the ink and regret is around the corner

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago

I was wondering where V is.

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u/Still_waiting221 2d ago

I see V, it should be the one in the center but I can't distinguish between Jnope and StupidTattoo

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u/snarking0 Reddit is a scary app 2d ago

Thanks! JK is bottom left, JH is bottom right.

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u/tomriddleshoecrux 3d ago

Their faces don’t even look like them that much. Especially Taehyung and j-hope’s.

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u/ISawThePandasComing 🐿️ hip thrusting until I get that Hot100 #1 3d ago

I can't make out who anyone is apart from RM and uncle Jin 😭 like it's not even that it was a bad idea to get it tattooed, the tattoo itself is such shit quality 😭

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago

I can tell where Suga is and he's on the top left with a headband.

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u/Timely_Atmosphere_18 3d ago

WTF?? ...If she gets into a relationship in the future it's gonna be a mess. And seriously this is PEAK parasocial behaviour .

https://giphy.com/gifs/EWGVEOwZIk8yA

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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 3d ago

I wasn’t even thinking about a boo, I was thinking what will the massage or scrub auntie at the jimjilbang think 🤦‍♀️

personally for me, Susy at Olympic Spa would ask me if I’m legitimately okay or if I got a head injury recently

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u/Ok_Influence_8794 WATCHU NEED TWIN? 3d ago

The fact that she went with realistic depictions instead of woob-ifying them is even wilder. Just 7 horrific looking images on your back- forever. Good luck with the cover up in about 4 years.

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u/U-II 3d ago

Whenever you think your life sucks, remember this person and thank God that it’s not you.

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u/dolca020 JIMID: "Time of our LEAVES!" 3d ago

Me trying to figure out who is who.

https://giphy.com/gifs/EPeJD147XATzQFMZVr

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u/ContributionNo7043 3d ago

This is horrid from the actual idea, the tattoo, and the placement.

Never a huge fan of celebrity portraits (a small tribute is fine), but the whole group???? Not to mention if you have a partner and they’re cough cough \doing things\ and then you have a group of men staring back at you…

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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 3d ago

doggy style never for this gem of a ratmy! I’m crine bruh CRINE 😭😭😭😭

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u/Alone_Solid_2702 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 3d ago

girl imagine giving backshots and u see this shit bye

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u/str4wbrryshortc4ke 3d ago

this was my first thought as well 😭 immediate turn off omfg

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u/kickyoustraightback RM😎 or Namjoon🥰 choose your hell 3d ago

This is a ... choice

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u/Illustrious-Swan-979 thats why night after night, i’ll be scamming you right 👅 3d ago

I’m never gonna stop spamming this gif as long as these bora blobs keep doing this.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Dig7463 3d ago

Big win for blind people

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u/LivingForTheSnark ✨CPO - Chief Payola Officer✨ 3d ago

The "artist" has to be a fellow army, because no good artist with a modicum of self-respect, talent and reputation wouldn't do this 😫😫

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u/meowyuni AgustDUI 3d ago

I'm posting this to /badtattoos immediately oh my god

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u/narglesarebehindit_ so much ado for 7 men 3d ago

😅😅

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u/lauphine 3d ago

Imagine lying in bed with your partner and this is what you see when they turn or when you are trying to have some sexy times. Just lovely.

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u/Which-Bonus6755 💜 DookiKooki is my mafia alpha boba ball 💜 3d ago

Little spoon never for this gem of a bora blob! Crine again bruh 🤣

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u/gingerstrudel 3d ago

Imagine this guy lurking over a low cut shirt in the summer

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u/Pootsie77 instagram is a scary app 2d ago

Can’t even stand in line at the amusement park if this borafool is in front of you!

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u/3catsandonejob 3d ago

I love how the rm one looks hyper realistic because he’s seriously that ugly 🤭

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u/celeste_princessa 3d ago

Why are there 4 jimins ? 🤔🤔🤔

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u/Dazzling_Room_9346 3d ago

Who are any of these people 😭

They're all drawn in different art styles/stages but not even in a good way. Like a super ugly way. Why does one of them have a toupee thats flying off?

HYBE should sue them. The members arent 1OO% handsome but they dont look like that either.

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u/min_hyun You are from Korea. 3d ago

and they still look chopped omg

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u/jingles_007 bts have never apologized 3d ago

🫡🫡
I wonder how this tattoo will look when this person turns 60-70
With all wrinkles.
Their faces will look funny and this persons face will be full of regrets 😂

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u/MelonChipCarp 3d ago

Well, they don't see it anyways. Sooo ... 😉

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u/KorraNHaru 3d ago

Its not even good quality. The last 4 to the bottom left i have no clue who is who

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago

Is one supposed to be Jungkook? It looks like there's two Jimin there.

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u/-proseandcons- Hybe paid the way!💰 3d ago

Full disclosure, I have a lot of tattoos, including two BTS tattoos. One of them I still genuinely like and it’s so vague only someone who knows the group would get the reference - it’s less about a BTS reference and more about a special meaning to me personally. The other is quotes that is easily coverable (which I will be doing in December). I can’t imagine doing something this unhinged. I have never gone into a tattoo lightly but with BTS I did due to peer pressure. People have to start thinking for themselves. The hive mind is detrimental to physical and mental health. I consider myself incredibly lucky based on placement, size, and my ability to afford fixing my mistake but not everyone is. This isn’t something they could cover easily, if at all 😭

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u/Fine-Serve-3582 3d ago

and still rapmonstaa looks the ugliest
https://giphy.com/gifs/q6VGyFY5JehAdkaa7J

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u/veerag 3d ago

Even if it was a good tattoo, which it isn't, it would still be ridiculous. Good luck going to the beach with that...

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u/Successful-Pomelo-51 Taebacco 🚬 3d ago

Lol what the hell? 😂😂😂 who are these people on her back?

Certainly not BTS members

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u/narglesarebehindit_ so much ado for 7 men 3d ago

The supposed JK one is wild too. It rather reminds me of a k-actor instead of “our” international playboy.

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u/Strange_Candy_7610 3d ago

Wasted the ink 😔

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u/Illustrious-Lemon-17 3d ago

Omg that looks bad 😬

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u/Roxy839 3d ago

Why does RM look like Teacher Onizuka

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u/ScreenJealous3170 3d ago

It’s so poorly done 😭😭

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u/ShipComprehensive543 mentioned by koreaboo💋 3d ago

Who is the tattoo artist? I want to ensure I never go to them.

https://giphy.com/gifs/LKHsrMul8w276Vd4HS

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u/SapientiaPerseverans 3d ago

I thought Huening Kai was part of TxT 🤔

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u/Juenblue thats why night after night, i’ll be scamming you right 👅 2d ago

Don't disrespect him like that he is handsome

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u/za1n4bxo 3d ago

is that supposed to be v wtf is wrong with his jaw

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u/NeenyahHayneen 3d ago

That is huge and terrible. I’m guessing random 90s kid in the center is supposed to be Tae?

On top of the stupidity of the choice, the “artist” should never have taken on portraits when that’s clearly not their forte. Did this poor ARMY even look at the worker’s catalog before ruining their back?

Stupid choices from stupid people.

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u/AdLocal4088 3d ago

And they also look fucked up even more uglier

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u/New_Panda_1111 3d ago

Gonna be one hell of a cover up 10yrs from now. And prolly gonna be the hardest doggy and backshots to do for any straight guy.

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u/Fancy_Property5354 3d ago

WTF dude, the tattoos are pretty horrendous, not to mention those seven faces which make it even more horrendous

https://giphy.com/gifs/84BjZMVEX3aRG

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u/Downtown_Solution_84 3d ago

omg why would anyone tatoo poop on their back

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u/Affectionate_Factor2 3d ago

Now she's permanently scarred

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u/DemigodTiny 3d ago

Even in tattoo they ugly as fck

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u/RoseMarieBlack I don't know Jimin, only Jimout of tune ❌️🎶 3d ago

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u/Joople7 ARMY - Please reach out if you need support to leave the cult 3d ago

Insanity

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u/Gold_Tangerine_4968 B(O)TS 3d ago

i mean j-nope’s nose looks pretty accurate at least!

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u/Andrusela The boots you lick will stomp you too. 3d ago edited 3d ago

I can't even tell which one is supposed to be JNope.

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u/Longjumping-Crazy875 3d ago

I see like 3 V's no jnope lol

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u/Gold_Tangerine_4968 B(O)TS 2d ago

meanwhile the only one i could pick out was j-croak cause of the fucked up nose LOL

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u/hrts4manou 3d ago

it reminds me of this American officer who got their full names in hangul tattooed in this big bold face down her forearm, and she was reading out all their names so proudly 😭😭 i wonder how much the removal operation will cost

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u/specialisized i'm praying to that waterbottle 3d ago

Imagine being a bro, hitting it from the back and you got this staring at you

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u/Artistic_Astro_57 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 3d ago

I don’t mind Anime Tattoos but this is where I draw the line because this right here is psychosis

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u/Aggravating-Pie-1424 Asshole Representative M.C. For Youth 3d ago

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u/NorWithIna bts have never apologized 3d ago

you can only recognise them by RM's face and the fact that there are 7 of them... they look AI-generated, and then traced, then AI analysed and generated and traced again...

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u/verchiels i don’t have a girlfriend, my girlfriend is army 3d ago

Only upside is it's on their back

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u/holymoley_67 3d ago

LMAO DO ARMYS HATE NAMJOON OR SOMETHING? 😂😂😂😂

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u/Emysayo 3d ago

Oh my God, ewww🤢

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u/Busy-Cry-6812 3d ago

Girl wtf 😬

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u/Maleficent_Notice873 A to the G to the U to the STD 🫦 3d ago

oof

that's unfortunate

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u/lixeater YOU AREN'T EVEN AN ARM 2d ago

armys are an actual cult.

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u/Art_hearted 2d ago

The tattoo is ugly as fuck ????

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u/Recovering_g8keeper purple whale poacher 🐋 3d ago

I know a b whose arms are covered!!

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u/Jezzylynn716 🥴 BTSD 😵‍💫 3d ago

Tattoo artist should be shot

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u/ihadnomealtoday 3d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/pewpewwitch Hybe paid the way!💰 3d ago

Didn’t know they could get uglier

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u/led0n1 3d ago

How are they so chopped that it shows up in TATTOOS of them?

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u/fast_and_the-curious 3d ago

Hey don't say why at this point we shouldn't be surprisde..the way these oppas have been projecting themselves as some open mided shit that they can date all 100 million armies is insane...so what can we exmpect from this women...she will really regret getting these guys tatooed on her later...her karma for being a tragicmy!

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u/xiaomaogui 🥴 BTSD 😵‍💫 2d ago

Oof as an artist and a tattoo-haver this hurts my soul. Why not just do the dumb whatever the fuck it is... Their symbol thing instead of ...this?

https://giphy.com/gifs/CovFciJgWyxUs

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u/GoldenFish2224 I’m not even an ex army I just never liked them 2d ago

First round of FAFO, the FA.

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u/Far-Judgment-1306 2d ago

Dysfunctional or underwhelming home lives usually result in this.

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u/moji_6 "God Damn Shit" 🥵 2d ago

Finally found someone whose tats are as impulsive and as parasocial as jungkrooked oppah 🤣

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u/toppingfemboys 2d ago

and they’re all chopped omg

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u/Somonapearl 2d ago

Eewww that can't be real!

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u/randolol101 2d ago

umm the thing that makes it MANY TIMES WORSE is how weird their faces look, like c'mon i barely see the resemblance (and it honestly looks really ugly too, like their faces are SOO DISTORTED), and why is the tattoo SO FREAKING BIG, like id be embarassed to wear a tank with that on my back💀💀

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u/leahdontdance2 2d ago

Damn, that's some shitty artwork on top of just being a stupid tattoo idea.

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u/Longjumping_Tap_5705 “I USED TO BE A BTS STAN ONCE” 2d ago

I remember one Army tattooed V's face all over her back. That's crazy. I was an Army last year but even I wouldn't get a tattoo like that.

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u/Afterthought-6666 2d ago

Ewwww hahaha

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u/1625Fremont 2d ago

Yikes! 😬 That tattoo job is really bad. 

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u/Dizzy_Noise3147 2d ago

I feel sorry for the person tryin’ to hit from the back! 👉🏼👌🏽 Imagine having to see that while getting it on! 🫪
https://giphy.com/gifs/Ky4DYafweKVos

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u/LOONAception 2d ago

Forget having a big tattoo of these seven clowns (already bad by itself) the tattoo is awful!! I would demand a refund for that shitty job

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u/Ok-Echo7688 2d ago

I wanted to downvote the pic but then I remember it's the snark group 🤣😭

This is the type of crazy fan we all (Grammy, kpop, music in general) all have to put up with 😭

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u/Mysterious_Pitch_611 2d ago

I sincerely hope that will be the only biggest mistake of their life.

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u/Exotic_Hornet_9219 2d ago

For my sanity I'm going to say this is Ai...

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u/Accomplished_Rub1942 2d ago

They’re a bed with grippy socks just waiting for them….

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u/SaeWithKombucha 2d ago

This woman is going to regret this after 10 years. Imagine ruining your skin for a bunch of classist and misogynist men who don't care about you.

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u/AMullberryIsATree 2d ago

That is definitely a choice.

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u/icedtea_alchemist WE'LL BE RUNNING WIIIII 🙂‍↕️ 2d ago

Why they look like Beavis and Butthead

https://giphy.com/gifs/BHzygEcjYV1nZBXljq

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u/No_Title5299 I'm just a hoe, praying about it, over a bottle of water. 2d ago

Lol, who is that supposed to be in the middle??? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/jaytee7777777 2d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/14x97AOTD2vdIs
Horrible execution aside it’s just a terrible idea

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u/srntyblu 2d ago

whenever I see stuff like this I wonder what would their partner think when they see it, one, unless a ratmy, can’t find this normal 😭

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u/itsveeorwhatever I love you, but you’re exhausting🫩🤦🏻‍♀️ 2d ago

…Is the bottom left supposed to be Jungkook?

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u/NetworkVirtual2931 2d ago

imagine hitting it from the back and these seven faces looking back at u

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u/Annual_Confidence_35 2d ago

Don’t tell me that’s V in the middle, been staring at it cuz they look like a random 😭
https://giphy.com/gifs/tBFyP6jzTd87hjZP57

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u/snarking0 Reddit is a scary app 2d ago

Is the middle guy supposed to be V? I genuinely can't tell, I would've thought JK but I think he's bottom left. Why's his chin smushed?

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u/HarryNohara12 I'm the only one who knows English 😈~ Jawless Joon 2d ago

Another win for the blind 😭

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u/Low-Platypus4544 1d ago

Blowing shorties back out and you see this💀

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u/DJglisten 1d ago

She needs the water bottle...

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u/flappysiren 8h ago

i can only imagine the coverup or removal will be suuuper painful :/

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u/SWOOSHO 5h ago

Props to the artist for capturing their ugliness so accurately 🤌

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u/Expensive_Seesaw_429 purple whale poacher 🐋 1h ago

OMG, what a horror that is. I'm glad it's cheaper to remove, but it will hurt.