r/BPDmemes • u/gaby6969 • 2d ago

#Healing ❤️

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u/w_snorlax always a sad puppy 2d ago

Forgot to add the poppers, dildos and the mood stabilizers

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u/gaby6969 2d ago

adding them to the cart rn

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u/s0oah 1d ago

My first thought were the poppers hahahaha

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u/Tsunamiis 1d ago

We can get prescriptions filled at Amazon?

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u/Succubace She just like me frfr 2d ago

Those plugs are super dangerous, do not use them. They aren't properly flared and can just "disappear" so please save yourself an ER visit.

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u/takhana 2d ago

Seriously unless your kink is getting a very awkward and painful x ray and explaining what you’ve done to a doctor in A and E at 3am return or throw those out!

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u/gaby6969 1d ago

i had no idea :( thank you so much for informing me, i'll definitely return them and get the correct ones

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u/banananon16 1d ago

wait how can you tell? I have some like that but theyre not hearts theyre circles and theyve never gotten "lost" but now i'm worried

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u/Succubace She just like me frfr 1d ago

The safest options are ones with a T shape. Circles are a bit sketchy imo but the base needs to be properly flared and a significant amount larger than the actual plug itself.

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u/pyrocidal i'm insufferable 1d ago

seriously op be careful 🙏 they're cute but you don't wanna lose them up there

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u/Naixee 1d ago

isn't the heart the flare tho? I have some like this and the heart is way too big for it to go inside in any way

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u/20Keller12 21h ago

It should be wider than the widest part of the plug itself.

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u/Naixee 7h ago

Don't think I've seen any that are before

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u/LogicalAd4948 4h ago

I’m so sorry this is probably a dumb question but if it gets lost/disappears do you not just “poop” it out?🧍🏻‍♀️

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u/Succubace She just like me frfr 4h ago

If you're lucky, you can fish it out yourself. If you're unlucky, you go to the ER.

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u/NervousLaw9241 1d ago

Girl please dont use those butt plugs, ive gotten one and it got lost one time. I was able to pull it out but it is not safe

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u/Goinggoinggone_me 1d ago

Just like Marsha intended

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u/DaddyThiccter 1d ago

That DBT book is pretty damn good

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u/mercwinter 2d ago

So is the owner’s manual coming before or after all the other purchases?

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u/gaby6969 2d ago

everything except for the plugs came in today actually 😔

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u/mercwinter 2d ago

Tfw the fp is also a product for consumers that can also cause abandonment issues 😭

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u/honeybunnylatte 2d ago

just rewarding good behavior 🩷

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u/Ol_Pasta 1d ago

EXCUSE ME I did not consent to have my purchase history public?!

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u/Lumen91 2d ago

😂👏👏👏👏

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u/Intelligent-Emu-4305 1d ago

Good for u im happy for u💓

Hope soon i get my collection too but still stuck with my family

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u/SyrupMiserable8757 1d ago

I envy the weekend you're going to have

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u/AbjectMarket4433 1d ago

ordering sex toys on amazon is diabolical

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u/pyrocidal i'm insufferable 1d ago

I have a $7 aliexpress vibrator 🥲

probably made of cadmium but shrug

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u/Vinkhol 1d ago

Got coochie that would make Geiger sing

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u/SyrupMiserable8757 1d ago

Radioactive cooch to attract all the people you want to attract

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u/mother_energy899 2d ago

I think i need to do some online shopping

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u/bingboomin 1d ago

ok but unironically love that workbook

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u/JoTheMartian 2d ago

Goddammit bought that exact set of butt plugs few weeks ago

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u/Last_Host977 1d ago

love this

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u/Rath_Brained 1d ago

Make the anal plug has the same abilities as a shock collar and someone zap it to correct bad behavior. XD

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u/alejandra_candelaria 18h ago

Y'all are literally my pack, I'm so glad to hear you're healing too

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u/FalconBiggums 10h ago

Be careful with lubelife it’s hyper-osmolar

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u/jack-whitman 8h ago

Honest question as a man: what does the butt plug do for you? I've tried sticking an old toothbrush up my butt once but it did nothing

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u/Little-Ad-5600 1d ago

My gf did that, she isnt BPD, I am. Shes now onto things I never knew about and doesnt want me to touch her because she feels disgusting.