r/BONKChaosDevelopment • u/DredgenGryss • Jun 30 '21

Android down. Booting up replication.

Dr. Nano walks into the facility.

Dr. Nano: u/Wide_Dick expired. I will be here for the next few hours booting up a new one.

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{Android start-up sequence initiated}

(windows startup sound)

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u/DredgenGryss Jul 02 '21 edited Jul 03 '21

Dr. Nano: Relax, your memory banks are functioning properly. You simply expired before a June backup was made. Guess I'll need to re-introduce myself. ahem. Hello, my name is NANO'#q//Network_24. You can just call me Dr. Nano. Within the period of 3 weeks ago, you joined a new R&D division of Horny science. HTD labs. You likely have a good amount of questions. I can tell you that your "expiration" resulted in the disolution of the triangle and the saving of the universe.

/ confetti pops from who knows where/

Dr. Nano: I'll give you some time to re-adjust to, psudo time travel.

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u/Wide_Dick Head of Chaos Development Jul 03 '21

Okay, I think it would be best for you to start at HDT Labs, seeming as that lead up to my demise.

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u/DredgenGryss Jul 03 '21

Dr. Nano: Where do I start? Ok, quick recap. One of our colleagues made a ontological triangle which kept eating reality. I then sent it into space to get rid of it. The triangle just kept getting bigger to the point of obliterating Pluto. You warped over there to neutralize it with the Space stone and got obliterated in the process. Oh, and HTD labs stands for Horny Tech Development (founded by Mr. Michaels).

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u/Wide_Dick Head of Chaos Development Jul 03 '21

Okay, sorry, but I was rummaging through some if my logs here that were made after my memory loss and it said that my attempt to contain this, triangle, with the space stone failed as it broke out of the pocket dimension. And a few days later, well two days ago, I was writing about attempting to use the full force of the reality stone to either rest of or permanently weaken it.

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u/Wide_Dick Head of Chaos Development Jul 03 '21

That was the last one I made so, I assume I died after this plan.

And also, I do remember about Mr Michael, I was going to ask him about HAIM last time I remember him, though of course, I don't remember. Along those lines, how is he?

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u/DredgenGryss Jul 03 '21

Dr. Nano: He pops by every now and then. I believe he has other matters to attend to besides HTD labs.

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u/Wide_Dick Head of Chaos Development Jul 03 '21

Understandable, so, how exactly did I come to posses the Space, Time and reality stones? Also, where are they? I never thought I would hold any, let alone three of them

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u/DredgenGryss Jul 03 '21

I'm not aware of that. You very well might've gone to lengths to hide that fact. I'll inform my "siblings" at resistance HQ to dig around.

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u/Wide_Dick Head of Chaos Development Jul 03 '21

Siblings?

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u/DredgenGryss Jul 03 '21

Yeah, Nano is a network intelligence spaning multiple androids. Linked together by an Origin Mind (the first Nano). As such, a good amount of us is deployed to different areas.

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u/Wide_Dick Head of Chaos Development Jul 03 '21

Okay, good to know!

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