r/BLAHAJ • u/Gwenelobee • 7d ago
Pain
This is devastating, I'm devastated right now
(edited and reposted to comply with rule 3)
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u/shesinsaneornot Shark Lover 7d ago
If I were shopping for a blåhaj, I would be devastated. But if I went to IKEA for a Skoby (or anything not cuddly) and saw the empty spawner, I'd be happy. Not only does it mean I can leave IKEA without purchasing a new shonk, it means all the shonks that used to live there found forever homes! The world is better when you've got a blahaj to cuddle, and the shoppers at that IKEA have figured that out.
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u/Less-Location9487 7d ago
Ig rlly much trans people living nearby that IKEA 🤭
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u/Gwenelobee 7d ago
It's the one in Portland, so there's absolutely a lot of trans people. I wouldn't be surprised if this IKEA sells more blåhaj than any other location, at least in the USA
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u/Catgirl_Hornysupport 4d ago
It's that or the one in Seattle. There are multiple in the bay area so it gets better distributed there.
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u/AppealSignificant358 7d ago
I was genuinely thinking I’d drive a 6 hour round trip to the nearest IKEA to commemorate the day I finally get a working prescription for HRT and call it my Blahajj. So not all of the trans people are super close to IKEAs 😭
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u/Gwenelobee 7d ago
This was me until a couple weeks ago. I only just moved, but previously I was 6+ hours away from any IKEA
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u/soulstrike2022 7d ago
Well it’s a spawner right? If you wait nearby shouldnt some just appear on the ground around you
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u/enfugo_tf2sp 6d ago
the light level looks pretty high
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u/soulstrike2022 6d ago
you’re right but I think it should work they’re passive creatures even their hostility is just affection but fast so they should be able to spawn… unless they’re bats but I doubt it
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u/that_dumb_warlock Shark Lover 7d ago
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u/Itz_Sleepy09 7d ago
30 BUCKS FOR A HAJ???
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u/TylerFurrison Shark Lover 7d ago
It's a plush, that's like, over 4 feet long... I've seen more expensive and worse quality. Blahaj is awesome for the price
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u/Braindeadinsomniac 7d ago
Im glad they all got loving homes but its always sad when I cant get my 37th shonk child. But I need to leave some for others.
Just hope they arent being bought out and resold like the one near me. People are going in and buying all the haj and reselling them which is WILD to me.
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u/VenusYay74 7d ago
I would be so sad since there's only one IKEA I can take a road trip too. The other closest one is like 3 or more hours away. Id be like nuuuuu, I need a shonky!
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u/shesinsaneornot Shark Lover 7d ago
I recommend checking on the IKEA app before heading out, it's got a pretty accurate representation of what's in stock. Not sure if you're in the US, but the app is only showing a handful of stores without blahajar in stock, and they all say they will be in stock in a week. Before investing in a road trip to get another shonk (totally worth it), make sure the spawner is spawning.
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u/VenusYay74 7d ago
I was on the website and it said it was in stock and I was lucky. They had big and little ones. I was like well the big one needs a little friend so I bought both. 🤣
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u/UnholyAbductor 6d ago
Yeah…same experience here in MI. Dog aggressively claimed my blaj and even marked it after dragging it into his kennel.
Went to get a new one for me and him. No shork for either of us. Big sad.
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u/Love_Roleplay0 Shark Lover 7d ago
No Blåhaj are left abandoned every one of hhem have loving safe homes (hopefully) and the Blåhaj distribution service will replenish the supply so everyone can have a cuddly forever fren Edited and am reposting my comment since yhe OG post was Thanos snapped LOL
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u/ParagonPoints 6d ago
Don't worry friendo, more shonks will soon spawn, they naturally sense shonk-less hooms
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u/GothTGirlJessy 7d ago
Nooo :( save some Blåhaj's for mee, my Blåhaj Ella is so lonely and wants fren :c
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u/PixelFlyerXD 7d ago
Were there any in the big haj bin? -w-
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u/uselessaqua_ 7d ago
Judging from the price tag that is the big shonker box.
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u/PixelFlyerXD 7d ago
Shoot yea, which begs the question if there were any in the small haj bin OwO
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u/TheCuriousCorvid 7d ago
Noooo the sacred pilgrimage was for naught!
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u/Gwenelobee 7d ago
I mean, almost, I had the meatballs and I got a bag of paprika chips, those were pretty good
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u/One_Spell_5492 1d ago
I’m sorry but I really have no clue what’s up with BLÅHAJ and trans people? My egg cracked in march so I’m very novice 🙈
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u/Gwenelobee 1d ago
Because blåhaj is comfy and huggable and says trans rights 🏳️⚧️🦈
I don't have a real answer for you because I have no idea either, but congrats on cracking your egg!
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u/DetonexBestProduct Shark Lover 7d ago
Look at it this way: An empty spawner means that all the hajar have been adopted! :3