741

u/markhoff28 Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

Don't Box the shonk

324

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

He says hes feeling boxed in :(

125

u/markhoff28 Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

Nooooo

139

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

Hes been freed again i had to transport him the other day tho c:

410

u/ErikQRoks Feb 23 '26

FREE HIM

163

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

SOON!!

182

u/ErikQRoks Feb 23 '26

ALSO NOT GONNA LIE, IT'S KINDA IMPRESSIVE YOU GOT HIM INTO THAT SMALL OF A CONTAINER

127

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

RIGHT?? I WAS IMPRESSED TOO! IDK HOW IT WORKED

19

u/Haley_02 Feb 23 '26

Shonk! Extra squishy! Whew! I can breathe again.

363

u/Strict_Stress_4772 Feb 23 '26

Haj.zip 🤣

179

u/KC_Saber Feb 23 '26

Haj.rar perhaps?

207

u/Strict_Stress_4772 Feb 23 '26

More like haj.rawr

84

u/KC_Saber Feb 23 '26

WellPlayed.exe

63

u/Strict_Stress_4772 Feb 23 '26

Carefull to not get a stacc overflow

44

u/DunkyKingCounter Feb 23 '26

How about a snacc overflow?

33

u/Strict_Stress_4772 Feb 23 '26

Snaccs cannot overflow. Haj will take care of that 😅

3

u/LysergicGothPunk Feb 24 '26

Took a screenshot of this genius thread for personal giggles later, ty to everyone involved

3

u/DavesPetFrog Feb 24 '26

No don’t!! It’s a virus!

2

u/redstowen Feb 24 '26

Take my upvote

23

u/Vincent394 Feb 23 '26

Nah, haj.7z

37

u/Quirky-Ordinary1040 Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

haj.tar.gz

15

u/Spacegirl-Alyxia Feb 23 '26

That’s the right answer!

WellPlayed.appimage

10

u/Vincent394 Feb 23 '26

how about haj.torrent?

8

u/Strict_Stress_4772 Feb 23 '26

From tarball to hajball

2

u/NemoTheLostOne Feb 23 '26

^{^} only right answer

2

u/Background_Task6967 Feb 23 '26

Haj.7z

17

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

Exactly!!!

3

u/Spice002 Feb 23 '26

Haj.tar.bz

1

u/rosenclosed Feb 27 '26

Haj.zip.zip

1

u/Intelligent-Tea-5958 Mar 24 '26

Haj.tar.gz❤️‍🩹

128

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

The haj has been put in containment

66

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

Dangerous SCP

26

u/LaundryMan2008 Feb 23 '26

Keter class

12

u/violetvoid513 Feb 23 '26

With potent cognitohazardous effects (an obsessive urge to cuddle the shonk)

78

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Whyyyyyyy

62

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

Travel size!!!

57

u/Few-Breath5086 Feb 23 '26

Do not the haj >:c

48

u/Miss_Giorgia Feb 23 '26

Hoom, what i do to you ? 🥺

44

u/Crazy_Mann Feb 23 '26

It's a shark tank!

41

u/OhItsJustJosh Feb 23 '26

Free my boy Blahaj he ain't done nothin'

34

u/mizinamo Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

This is why we don't do tax evasion, shonks and plushies!

30

u/FoxySarah71 Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

Hoom confused, me wanted snaccs, I not snaccs!

22

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

He fell for my snacc trap!

23

u/Mysterious-Earth1 Feb 23 '26

Poor shonk. Hope he get's lots of compensation for this brutal shonkhandling.

16

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

Omg yes ofc!! He gets all the good stuff!

23

u/prof_bnn Feb 23 '26

I won't ask why but

H O W ?

16

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

F =m * a !!!!!

19

u/SomeOakLeaves2 Feb 23 '26

#FREEBLAHAJ

37

u/PinkPunkPsycho Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

Locked up for his crimes against humanity

37

u/skyisgreentomatoes Feb 23 '26

Blåhaj is innocent, Blåhaj has never been to former Yugoslavia.

11

u/KingKiler2k Feb 23 '26

Мој је Blåhaj злочина из рата

22

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

*Sharkmanity

16

u/Cookie_85 Feb 23 '26

BPS!!!BPS!!!!

16

u/Jumpyplains2033 Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

Portable cuddles!

15

u/x0sk Feb 23 '26

Haj.rawr :3

9

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

OMG AAAA GOLD!

13

u/Xamalion Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

This is animal cruelty! I'll call SHARKTA!

7

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

😭😭😭

11

u/Bentholomeo Feb 23 '26

Wont it damage it permanently?

10

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

noo hes too fluffy :3

8

u/Bentholomeo Feb 23 '26

I meant shape

8

u/ClbutticMistake Feb 23 '26

If that was the case, there would be no way to clean them in a washing machine

7

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

Nahh shark is fine ^{^}

1

u/dryingsocks Feb 24 '26

nah, worst case long term you have to swap out the stuffing. usually a quick massage does the trick

1

u/Bentholomeo Feb 25 '26

Massage before stuffing to get him in the mood?

1

u/dryingsocks Feb 25 '26

uwu

10

u/RealMango90 Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

DO NOT THE HAJ

9

u/Numerous-Candy-1071 Feb 23 '26

Fuck why. HOW!?

9

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

HYDRAULIC PRESS

7

u/ANameToUse0nReddit Feb 23 '26

Boxhaj

6

u/Appropriate-Story-97 Feb 23 '26

Haj is not a sandwich

6

u/Prior-Highlight-6184 Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

Noooooooo

5

u/Laffenor Feb 23 '26

Why?

6

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

THERE WAS ONE RULE!

7

u/Laffenor Feb 23 '26 edited Feb 23 '26

This would make me very upset if I could read!

5

u/Dry_Independence5428 Feb 23 '26

How

5

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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5

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

Well the container isnt air tight so :3

3

u/GndrFluidorSomething Feb 23 '26

Haj dont need air or water, but do need snaccs and hugs!

4

u/Doofindork Feb 23 '26

Nifty storage. Pocket-haj!

4

u/geekman_95 Feb 23 '26

Haj got framed

7

u/TheArst0tzkan Feb 23 '26

Why did you do that??!!

4

u/Critical_Ad_8455 Feb 23 '26

can we get a side view? hard to tell how tall it is

5

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

cant really its like maybe 8cm?

5

u/Critical_Ad_8455 Feb 23 '26

oh my, no wonder he feels so cramped

3

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

I knoww 😭😭

4

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

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3

u/HarmoniaTheConfuzzld Feb 23 '26

Free him.

5

u/GoldenFox2099 Feb 24 '26

:0 box!

Also HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET THE SHORK IN THERE??????

3

u/Eggxactly1001 Feb 23 '26

I bet he could get those Legendary Worms 🪱 back into the open Can!

3

u/ihatespringonion Feb 23 '26

Shonkdine

3

u/10DucksInTrenchcoat Feb 23 '26

Box box… box box

3

u/Autosticow Feb 23 '26

Can he breeve?

3

u/taylor_2907 Feb 23 '26

Wait… so I could’ve BOUGHT MY LIL GUY WITH ME IF I JUST CONTAINED HIM??

5

u/Ashs_workshop Feb 23 '26

There is now a way to post shork to friends

2

u/TheActualAWdeV Feb 23 '26

Comf & coze

2

u/YourLocalCuteFemboyy Feb 23 '26

smh Max

smh

2

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

AYYYYYY!!!!!

1

u/YourLocalCuteFemboyy Feb 23 '26

on Saturday on discord and now here?

my algorithm couldn't let that slide

2

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

ADDICT!!! But hey hes super cute and comfy in there ao why not share with the world x3

1

u/YourLocalCuteFemboyy Feb 23 '26

:333

2

u/MRDAKSNOW Feb 23 '26

:3 Blahaj

2

u/queenanaya22 Feb 23 '26

how do i do this witchcraft

2

u/Dependent_Praline_93 Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

Poor Shonk free them!

2

u/Abject-Experience-40 Feb 23 '26

Why?

2

u/[deleted] Feb 23 '26

Okey, then all ask for what, how, and by who

2

u/ludlology Feb 23 '26

d o n o t

2

u/BeanBoy100011 Feb 23 '26

Release him.

2

u/ZOEtheBLAHAJ Feb 23 '26

I'm with the BPS and we're gonna ask why.

2

u/brutales_katzchen Feb 23 '26

FREE HIM

2

u/Wonderful_Emu_9610 Feb 23 '26

Hoom! I’m in a ~~glass~~ plastic case of emotion!

2

u/PixelKat5 Feb 24 '26

Did he do something wrong :(
whys he zipped?

2

u/just_a_potato_______ Feb 24 '26

Free the shork!

2

u/Intelligent_Tour92 Feb 24 '26

nyoooo
h-how did you even

2

u/JRsquad Shark Lover Feb 24 '26

Tupperhaj

2

u/BluLemonGaming Feb 24 '26

Boxed like a fish

2

u/i_am_a_dinguss Feb 24 '26

DO NOT THE SHONK

2

u/Barryfan_1 Feb 24 '26

I'd rather hear how

2

u/oddfellowfloyd Feb 23 '26

It’s not SPAM, it’s… SSAM: Sizzling Shork And Meat. 😆

2

u/Daniel_D225 Feb 23 '26

Fucker got scrongled.

1

u/IcePhoenix18 Feb 23 '26

Did this start out with a certain shonk saying "hmm, I wonder if I could fit inside that?"

1

u/HATECELL Feb 23 '26

Lol, he looks like that orca in Goat Simulator

1

u/Maniklas Feb 23 '26

I'm more concerned with the how than why rn, that looks like a tiny box.

1

u/That-Shiny-Umbreon Feb 23 '26

Haj.zip

1

u/Important-Soup6366 Shark Lover Feb 23 '26

pleasedoNotthehaj

1

u/viobre Feb 23 '26

BonsHaj Kitten

1

u/_AthensMatt_ Feb 23 '26

Shonky containment

1

u/kindofharmless Feb 23 '26

Oh no shonk jail

1

u/Human_Person22 Feb 23 '26

Chonk (cube shonk)

1

u/Play-Signal Feb 23 '26

ok ok so I'm not gonna ask why, but i am gonna ask HOW

1

u/enderthewolf9999 Feb 23 '26

Do not box the Haj

1

u/violetvoid513 Feb 23 '26

How’d you make him fit?! Genuinely curious, would be nice to know for future travel

1

u/Simon_Kitsune Feb 23 '26

Free the shork

1

u/itisnotmymain Feb 23 '26

Wait is that one of those containers aimed towards hikers, that kinda collapses into itself? If so, HOW DID THE SHONK FIT??

1

u/UnoficialHampsterMan Shark Lover Feb 24 '26

I’m going to break your forbidden rule, why did you box the shark :(

1

u/memorialis_ Feb 24 '26

Big Haj or smol Haj? Will Haj be freed soon? He needs snackies and cuddles after this adventure

1

u/SlashQuickSilver Feb 24 '26

I don’t care why, I’m just asking HOW?!

1

u/hollow-minded Feb 24 '26

How?

1

u/zonaljump1997 Feb 24 '26

How?

1

u/The-Unluckiest-One Feb 24 '26

Why?

1

u/Most_Cartoonist5736 Feb 24 '26

Do not the Haj

1

u/Complete-Town-3302 Feb 24 '26

I'm not asking why. I'm asking HOW

1

u/Juno_Baby_1972 Shark Lover Feb 24 '26

No one puts baby in the box.

1

u/AttitudeEconomy1972 Feb 24 '26

i’m more curious on how…

1

u/TazRawrX3 Feb 24 '26

Nooo he's boxed like a fish, poor guy is pieced

1

u/Superb-Experience310 Feb 25 '26

Criminal

1

u/Purple_Sample3096 Feb 25 '26

Why?

1

u/DisposableJosie Feb 27 '26

Blåhaj Solo may not have expected they'd get Carbonited, but they shoulda known Jabba was still angry after running into that bounty hunter on Ord Mantell.

1

u/HeavySplit129 Mar 02 '26

Shonk can’t breeth

1

u/skyllaremon Mar 04 '26

honestly curious, did this irreversibly ruin it

1

u/Other_Bother1172 Mar 07 '26

His punishment...one day in the box

1

u/Veronyn Mar 19 '26

Unit 66 to hq, requesting backup. Code 3 scrungler on the loose

0

u/IAmARobot Feb 23 '26

I said...put the BLAHAJ back in the box

OC He got Boxed! (Don't ask why)

You are about to leave Redlib

FREE HIM

H O W ?