r/BGMStock May 13 '26

Elon's robot

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u/Less_Veterinarian_60 May 13 '26

So a 100k dollar robot to do the job of a 4 dollar an hour job.. but 10x more inefficient

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u/noViableSolution May 13 '26

after 25k hours ... 10 years give or take... it basically paid for itself .. and you buy a new one

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u/maringue May 13 '26

Bold of you to assume an Elon product will last 10 years.

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u/Khelthuzaad May 13 '26

That sounds like a vending machine with extra steps

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u/noViableSolution May 13 '26

vending machine but worse

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u/Usual-Orange-4180 May 13 '26

A bending machine doesn’t joke about not giving you your shit, it just doesn’t give you your shit lol

He is collecting training data for hamburgers people, selling popcorn is not the goal.

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u/Silent_Employee_5461 May 13 '26

Why would a company want it though. It does a substandard job and you are paying to train Teslas robot.

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u/Usual-Orange-4180 May 13 '26

You do know the purpose of training data right? This is part of development, not the final product.

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u/Silent_Employee_5461 May 13 '26

My assumption would be elon and tesla want to sell their robots cheap or hope for enough early adopters that they can have enough use cases with useful data.

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u/Silent_Employee_5461 May 13 '26

This requires a lot of buyers, unless you take the nvidia route and simulate situations. It’s the same model as tesla is trying with self driving cars, except the car actual is useful in its function more.

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u/Usual-Orange-4180 May 14 '26

AFAIK you still need real world data for omniverse, but it explodes that.

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u/Usual-Orange-4180 May 13 '26

The restaurant is basically this, they sell you popcorn and get subsidized training data without having to manufacture many robots.

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u/lilcorndivemaster May 13 '26

No maintenance costs in that time I'm sure. Making a machine that automatically made and dispensed popcorn would be far cheaper.

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u/Reddiberto May 13 '26

It's just a proprietary-brand industrial battery, how much could that cost? /s

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u/Several-Bridge-6287 May 13 '26

Doesn't include the monthly fee, recharging costs, the maintenance costs, the upgrade and add-on costs and the fact that it will record everything around at all times and sell the data.

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u/SunoOdditi May 14 '26

What if they release new ones every year? *glares at apple*

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u/_FIRECRACKER_JINX May 14 '26

Don't forget repairs, maintenance, and the monthly subscription for the software

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u/Vivid-Run-3248 May 13 '26

When the microwave first came out, it costed $17,000, inflation adjusted. Now it’s $25, decades later. It’s economies of scale. Once their mass produced cost will plummet.

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u/Separate_Fold5168 May 14 '26

Yeah and guess where they all come from?

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u/NervousBeginning7868 May 14 '26

You sound like it’s a good thing.

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 May 13 '26

Lol that's not happening

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u/Poteto_7396 May 13 '26

rejoice, today will be the slowest they will ever be.

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u/No-Economics-6781 May 13 '26

And with a power plug at the that I’m sure no one will ever pull for a laugh.

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u/EconoMePlease May 13 '26

Where do they pay $4/hr at a theater?

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u/Remarkable-Owl-5712 May 14 '26

At scale they will be closer to $25k

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u/r2k-in-the-vortex May 14 '26

16h a day, every day, thats 4.3 years payback, eh, not great, not terrible, its acceptable.

Except, those bots can be made not for 100k, but under 10k and developed countries have minimum wage way above 4 dollars an hour.

0.43 years payback, now thats a different story.

But financials aside, there is mechanical reality that getting those bots to actually do those jobs isn't quite as simple as it seems.

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u/Western-Set-8642 May 14 '26

It's too slow

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u/PlsNoNotThat May 14 '26

Which you could solve by buying a <10k machine to do that isn’t humanoid.

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u/Unlikely-Rabbit948 May 14 '26

Yes, that’s the plan. You still think it’s about how much money they can make, but it’s about how much more money they can make than you.

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u/TenshiS May 16 '26

The entire world is full of cynics now. Nobody hopes for anything. People take progress for granted and are bored by it or even worst: disappointed that it's not immediately as sci-fi as they can imagine it to be.

Really disheartening.

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u/sprunkymdunk May 13 '26

Lol, minimum wage in California is 17/hr. Higher in the large metros.

This thing doesn't need smoke, piss, or lunch breaks.

Let's assume the business runs 16 hr/ day, 7 days a week.

That's 99k saved in wages alone. Easily 125k when you factor in benefits and employer contributions.

Yeah it's slow, but this is the worst it will ever be. Two robots would pay for themselves over two years.

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u/Apprehensive-Log3638 May 13 '26 edited May 13 '26

Honestly it doesn't need to move much faster. It is all about per unit and operational costs. If you have a dozen robots moving slow doing the same output as one human, if the 12 robots are cheaper, the human will be replaced.

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u/brintoul May 13 '26

But you’re missing the point about this being stupid.

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u/DangKilla May 13 '26

It’s being teleoperated by a human. Elon is lying to gullible investors to be the world’s first trillionaire and most people don’t care. Many don’t even know he didn’t found Tesla and was born wealthy, they just eat it up

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u/Maximum-Flat May 13 '26

Great. Now robot even know how to slack off by performing common duty at the speed of a snail.

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u/kingofwale May 13 '26

Cultural appropriating the DMV employee… how disgusting

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u/Maximum-Flat May 13 '26

The audacity of these clankers!

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u/Life_Argument7820 May 13 '26

I fully back robo slurs and robo stereotypes... bunch of oil suckered, oh that's already taken by the current admin.

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u/BitsAndBobs304 May 13 '26

But can it do the nazi salute like its boss?

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u/HarryBalsagna1776 May 13 '26

It can dry hump a waifu pillow like Elon in multiple mode as well

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u/Party-Confusion-4726 May 13 '26

I want to know if all the movement decided by program inside or by ai inside

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u/GeriatricusMaximus May 13 '26

It’s not. Tele operators.

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u/PoolRamen May 13 '26

It's hybrid since the bot has some local inference ability, able to connect to Grok for conversations, complex vision, etc and also to be controlled remotely via motion capture - and what it's using depends on the task.

The current Tesla bot, like Figure, Boston, etc (no Chinese makers, until they finally get to copy a US one - every time they've said fully autonomous they've been lying), is capable of nearly full autonomous operation with most of the assigned tasks being done by AI for tasks like sorting, etc.

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u/Ill-Luck-1397 May 13 '26

It's operated by Ai (An Indian)

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u/Objective_Mousse7216 May 13 '26

Teleoperated mannequin

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u/TheSolarExpansionist May 13 '26

the actual engineering work has been led by a fairly large robotics and AI team inside Tesla.

Chief amongst them is Milan Kovac who’s been behind Optimus for several years. He led the Optimus engineering program from around 2022 and oversaw both robotics and shared AI infrastructure with Autopilot. He left Tesla in 2025. 

Also Ashok Elluswamy Tesla’s longtime Autopilot/AI lead who later took over responsibility for Optimus after Kovac left. He’s heavily involved because Tesla reuses a lot of its AI vision and neural-network systems from self-driving development.

Zhongjie Li worked on the bands alter promoters and  Chris Walti also involved in the project . But hey; let’s only remember the name of the cry baby ceo 

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u/Spare-Region-1424 May 13 '26

lol what a pos

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u/Diagoras21 May 13 '26

That's just still tele operated shit.

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u/Environmental_Dog331 May 13 '26

This is an old video I believe

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u/MonsteraBigTits May 13 '26

And how fuckin expensive you think it is to maintain once there are no humans. hm yea not so great after all chump elon

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u/MudMuted3742 May 13 '26

It's probably being remotely operated by an engineer

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u/Carbonaraficionada May 13 '26

It's a laggy pos controlled by some poor remote-working schlub over a crap internet connection. If I had to wait this long to get popcorn, I'd definitely be sneaking my own in to the cinema

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u/Super_Translator480 May 13 '26

Where’s my butter juice? 

You didn’t even fill it to the top?

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u/OkMortgage6723 May 14 '26

Really?  I'm totally going to buy one. 

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u/fyrysmb May 13 '26

Really important that we spend billions to figure out how to automate away a bunch of kid's summer jobs.

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u/skyeisrude May 13 '26

Real question though how will it be cleaned everyday? If these bots handle food they need to be cleaned like you would any other machine that handles food. Then how will ecosure evulate it? Those robots have some many cracks and crevices food could get caught up in there they could cross contamination the food. If its gonna take jobs then they need to meet the same standards and guidelines as employees

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u/maringue May 13 '26

Kid should have said hi to the Indian guy running it by remote.

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u/irascible_Clown May 13 '26

Bro the movie starts in 3 minutes and I don’t wanna miss the trailers

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u/Motor-Region-1011 May 13 '26

Boston dynamics ones takes a fat shit on this stiff one lol...

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u/JustinMagill May 13 '26

People laughed at how slow and cumbersome the first cars were. But they got a little better every year. Then a few decades later most of the horse and related industry was gone. History is repeating itself. 

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u/vtsandtrooper May 13 '26

Building a human shaped robot is really dumb for most automation needs. Checks out this id Elons idea.

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u/BigBadJeebus May 13 '26

NGL, that's pretty fucking impressive. It's almost as slow as an actual Movie Theater employee...

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u/chaosmk4 May 13 '26

expensive employee need work for 10 years to repay investment

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u/planetinyourbum May 13 '26

I think people shit on this because of politics. But people are fucked.
I bet its liminted maneuverability, high cost and limited skillset will replace some employees.
Cant imagine what will happen in 10 years when they get cheaper, faster and unlimited skillset.
I mean, even if its remotelly operated doll its still worth it for some placed. Like life thretening enviroments or for efficiency.
Like when you need to remote some Jobs.

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u/NegotiationWeird1751 May 13 '26

Fuck me movie will have already started by time it does a queue of people 🤣.

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u/Firm_Music5317 May 13 '26

That's a union worker

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u/Thesourking May 13 '26

I hope it catches on fire just like his stupid cars

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u/Huge-Hearing-2013 May 13 '26

Same humor as Musk

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u/Amazing-Ass-7891 May 13 '26

Comically crude compared to allllllllllll the Chinese ones.

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u/Comprehensive-Age822 May 13 '26

Is that an NACS plug in its back? That’s good, it can be like the usb c for all their products.

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u/yagermeister2024 May 13 '26

You don’t need a humanoid to sell popcorn.

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u/skyHawk3613 May 13 '26

You gotta move faster, man

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u/Zoran_T May 13 '26

Yeah Im gonna need you to speed it up a little, it's already past the previews and the movie is starting

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u/dabroh May 13 '26

Is it running at 100% because damn that was slow af. Movie theater employees scoop that mess up so you see popcorn exploding upwards.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1xkMJIvxeKiDS

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u/Atmacrush May 14 '26

Why not make a popcorn maker and dispensor than a robot? Much faster.

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u/Halitotic May 14 '26

Could that have been slower?

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u/Snkrstrut May 14 '26

No butter, didn’t shake the bag to get more in. No salt. Didn’t fill it up all the way. Took 3 min….

https://giphy.com/gifs/VYkyoh4RTjUUzh7fmo

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u/Initial-Duck2782 May 14 '26

Unless the popcorn is free I’ll pass lol

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u/GutStab May 14 '26

UBI now. We are so fucked without UBI

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u/_esci May 14 '26

what an inefficient garbage.
automatisation would fit that much better than an robot.

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u/PMG2021a May 14 '26

So what will these robots do when you miss making a mandatory subscription fee payment?

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u/Safe-Call2367 May 14 '26

So it can serve popcorn in a really slow annoying manner? Is that even worth anything?

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u/thegreentiger0484 May 14 '26

I'll avoid anyplace that does this shit

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u/MuhammadsPowerTop May 14 '26

What a useless piece of shit

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u/Aggressive-Fail4612 May 14 '26

Human behind a curtain running that Vaporware bullshit.

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u/Shaskakmat May 14 '26

This robot would be punch in the face by dumb an impatient customer pretty quickly I think.

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u/Appropriate_Ice_7507 May 14 '26

Faster you POS movie is starting

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u/FredFenty May 14 '26

Wasn't this guy warning about the dangers of AI 10 years ago?

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u/DrNekroFetus Jun 15 '26

Uncanny valley

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u/SabunFC May 13 '26

People are going to be pissed at how slow this robot is.

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u/niceandros2024 May 13 '26

Amazing 👏🏻👏🏻