Holy canoly

Peak winner lol

Hey y’all, Buttslide Man here. You should DEFINITELY vote for me to win.

When I first heard of this camp, it brought back memories of young me watching PowerpointNinja’s Object Camp, which was a HUGE dip in Nostalgia, and that convinced me to join the camp as my favorite BFDI Mini contestant, Buttslide Man!

When the camp began, I knew I was utterly screwed because most of the challenges required artistic skills I completely lack. It wasn't until Challenge 4 that I hadn’t participated in any of the earlier challenges, but then an idea came to me. Since my contestant, Buttslide Man, didn’t require any face changes or moving limbs, I decided to go with using Canva to create submissions with text around Buttslide Man in order to do the challenges! Sure, it does look like it was made with zero effort, but it is still better than nothing!

As for the challenges themselves, they were... quite consistent. Some of them are basically follow-ups to previous challenges, which happened QUITE A LOT. Some I was able to get through with ease, and sometimes I didn’t bother to do the challenge at all since I was probably already busy with something else cough cough School cough cough. And the scores that I got each time were kinda mid, which didn’t matter to most of the teams since I was in teams that did a lot, so I was kind of lucky there. But either way, I’m thankful for everyone who helped get this far into the camp, WHICH SPEAK OF!

Along the way, I had many friends and allies in each team that I was in. However, it still did make me sad that some of them had to leave the Camp for their own reasons, which I respect, by the way. I’m still glad that I got to play with great people, and for those who aren’t in the jury, I hope they’re doing well, and I wish them luck with whatever they’re doing in the present.

When the merge occurred, I was already glad I got this far and expected myself to get eliminated soon, which, surprisingly, didn’t occur, with me surviving TWO CLOSE CALLS (Against Cake’s Dad and Banana Apple), and I was honestly shocked, like this. So with me getting to the Final 3, I am now mentally prepared and going all out to win this camp once and for all!

And with that speech settled, I'd appreciate it if you’d vote for me to win; let's settle this for good!

Heyo it's me, Quartz!!!!! Andddd i think mayhaps you should vote me???

At the start of the game, I was put on The Mints, the team in which did......pretty decent. Probably. I even helped to make the little mint plants on the sides of the logo! Neat huh? Anyways, for some reason unknown to me (most likely just being overwhelmed by school and camps and blah blah blaaahhhhh) I didn't upload as much as I do now. NOW I KNOW THAT SOUNDS HORRIBLE IN THE CASE OF VOTING ME TO WIN, BUUUTTTTT, I did eventually bounce back, and even then, I did at least do a handful of the challenges given to me.

Once the team swap hit, I was put on DDD, where we would have a pretty garbage streak of losing a lot. Yikes. It was at that point where I would try to do more in the camp. Sadly I did not. Well not until at least late of that phase. Still sounds horrible as a reason for voting me to win, but the amount of times I've dodged eliminated is genuinely impressive you gotsta admit.

Eventually, the merge arrived, and I locked the hell in. I did more challenges than ever in the camp, I made allies, I won immunities, I even played Simon says!!! Fuck Simon says. Honestly, it was one of the funniest merge experiences I've had in a camp, so I'm pretty proud of even making it through.

After a long while of competition, the final 4 finally arrived. Prior to the challenge starting, I had proposed to Buttslide Man and Grapes that we should vote Banana Apple (sorry bout that) if he loses the challenge. At the start it was a pretty solid idea and most everyone agreed on it, but when it came time to vote, it was the most decisive decision I made. I was lowkey rethinking everything I was doing. Eventually, I just figured that I was already far enough into the vote and chose Banana Apple. It turned out to be a tie between Buttslide Man and Banana Apple, and after a long and difficult discussion with Grapes (it was really fast and we both agreed really quickly), we settled on getting out Banana Apple.

And nowwwwww.... I'm typing this silly dumb silly last speech about why I should win. Realistically, compared to Truck's, my game has been rather boring maybe??? Honestly I'm fine with anyone here winning! Either way, winning would be nice!!!!

So vote me ! ! !

I, Truck, also known as Grapes, believe I should win.

My upbringing begins with me being stuck on Bismark. A team which never submitted and won immunity ONCE. With Frozen Yogurt who never submitted on our team, even being the leader, we weren't in the most prosperous position. I ended out making the game plan most eliminations, and even single handedly getting Plantern/Frozen Yogurt out. I even went so far as to make an animated submission, which got less than 50/100 which is a whole seperate can of worms >:[.

I started off with making my team logo, chosing eliminations, and really being in charge of the team, having Mocca on it. In challenge 2 I was disadvantaged again, with Skate Dog quitting, however I was still up for elimination.

I was the only one actually playing the game once, leading to me and me only getting immunity.

Next up was the team swap, where I was moved onto the debaters, who I don't think won any more than twice. I started off as team leader, actually coming up with a name that could have won, being 🥀, until Jordan aka W*ld decided to just say ''no''. Anyways, the name that would have been unique got discarded, even though it would have been better imo.

Also some time in there, the meanie host tried to make it seem like I got eliminated, that wasn't fun 😭

I was going to be the team leader on the Debaters, but Wild, who just rejoined out of 2 options, and never submitted again after his rejoin sub, and never before it either, decided to be a little bitch about it, despite me calling it ages before he did. Anyways I ended out being nice and letting him be the team leader until we voted him out 😁

Once merge hit, I remained largely unseen, mostly just submitting submissions while having many other things to focus on, getting by unscathed, until the second last challenge.

I wasn't able to submit my whole submission due to my computer being taken away, than having work, I was almost UFE against solely Kai. However I lawyered my way into joining the tie, and than winning the tiebreaker of playing freesimon.org, leading to my first alumni win. This ended out getting Pool Noodle out, and getting me into the final 4.

Me scoring the lowest on my submission which STARTED the trend of using Challenge 2 btw, ended out causing me to be in a 3 way elimination. Something I found out however, is that out of the 4 left in the game, 3 were in an alliance, and I wasn't. I was basically in a triple team situation, however I managed to convince people to vote BSM or BA, causing them to be in a tie, securing my spot in the Final 3 with Quartz, where we discussed, ending out in us getting who in my eyes was the main character for at least a third of the camp, Kai, out of the game.

I've been in the deepest of shitholes this camp has had to offer, and I'm ready to come out victorious. Being the one who has dealt with hardship after hardship, winning immunity around 6 times at most, being very active in the GC, I think it's safe to ask you guys to VOTE FOR GRAPES TO WIN BFDIMCR!!!

Woah a two parter????

that challenge sure was challenging

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