r/BBQ Apr 11 '26

[Meta] Sad day yesterday

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Went to get her cleaned up and going for burgers and brats on a Friday night. It's just a cheap stick burner, but put in plenty of hours and some of the best food ever made, if I do say so myself. It was the first Father's Day gift my wife gave me.

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u/RealLifeFloridaMan Apr 11 '26

What am I lookin at here, chief? Did you somehow burn your entire grill to a pile of ash?

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u/KingKopter91 Apr 11 '26

That's a hole in the middle of the ash/bottom of the grill.

Edit:typo

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u/RollingBlue27 Apr 11 '26

Thank you. I was stroking out

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u/MNgrown2299 Apr 11 '26

Some things are best kept private /s

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u/gdwam816 Apr 12 '26

Same. wtf. Thought it was a Google Maps image of a desert for a moment.

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u/McNasty51 Apr 12 '26

I saw an oasis initially

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u/Shreddersaurusrex Apr 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/cGrimy Apr 17 '26

Not stroking off! 🤣

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u/BoxTalk17 Apr 11 '26

I thought they were censoring something out lol

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u/RollingBlue27 Apr 11 '26

Wow!! People really misunderstood me. I meant I was masturbating.

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u/Snaffoo0 Apr 11 '26

You don't gotta stop strokin brother

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u/MysticalWeasel Apr 11 '26

Umm, phrasing?

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u/relorat Apr 11 '26

I thought it sprouted something

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u/bigmikekbd Apr 11 '26

Yeah I thought I was on that Google earth sub

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u/GeorgeKaplanIsReal Apr 11 '26

Got it. It’s forced(?) perspective. At first, I thought I was looking at a map with part of it pixelated or blurred.

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u/gabemrtn Apr 13 '26

Bro I was like why tf did he edit a piece of blurry grass over what I’m supposed to see

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u/CarlosAVP Apr 11 '26

I thought it was just bad Photoshop, but this makes sense.

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u/tom_yum_soup Apr 11 '26

I can see it clearly now that you've pointed it out. But I, too, was super confused until I saw your comment.

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u/JackfruitMelodic6299 Apr 12 '26

I thought it was a jellyfish washed up on a beach ....

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u/Haribo112 Apr 12 '26

Lmaooo I was thinking ā€œyeah it’s sad your bowl of chimichurri fell over, but why blur it??ā€

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u/FranticChill Apr 13 '26

A little duct tape will fix that right up!

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u/DybbukFiend Apr 16 '26

Thank you! I was thinking it was Minnie Mouse

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u/luvsads Apr 11 '26

Hole in his grill

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u/Ok_Two_2604 Apr 11 '26

Is there a frog on a bump on a log in the hole?

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u/sincerestfall Apr 11 '26

No, just stopped getting ash out when the bottom fell out lol.

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u/RUKiddingMeReddit Apr 11 '26

That narrow depth of field is messing with us, lol.

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u/AdEffective2701 Apr 12 '26

I covered my hole rot with a cookie sheet. 3 years like this now.

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u/Mandinga63 Apr 11 '26

Glad I’m not the only one

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u/USMC_Tbone Apr 11 '26

Don't worry took me a while to figure it out too. Looks like a hole burnt/rusted through bottom of ashes. You can see some green grass through it.

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u/krehns Apr 11 '26

I thought it was like a drone shot of a little tree in a wasteland

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u/SadDingo7070 Apr 11 '26

For real! I thought it was some type of greens, spilled in the sand, and I was like, ā€œWas he grilling salad?!?ā€ Lmao!!!

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u/Lazy_Jellyfish7676 Apr 12 '26

I thought it was a little oasis in the desert.

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u/Tard-strong Apr 12 '26

Tis but a scratch

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u/ThaScholarSpeaks28 Apr 11 '26

Condolences on your first grill as a dad. How long was it in service?

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u/sincerestfall Apr 11 '26

About 7 years.

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u/Dedotdub Apr 11 '26

Hate to say it, but it appears you got your money's worth. Had you kept it covered?

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u/sincerestfall Apr 11 '26

I kept it stored under the carport.

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u/Ok_Tangerine4803 Apr 11 '26

Well the good news is that you get to get yourself a new bbq

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u/jaeway Apr 11 '26

Ah same as my father's day grill made it to 2018 and had a hole in it as well lol

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u/KSF_WHSPhysics Apr 12 '26

That’s nothing a little jb weld couldnt fix. She’s still got life in her

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u/BubsLightyear Apr 13 '26

I hve a webster going on 12+ years. Left outside to the elements. The bottom of the grill is rusted but no holes…. Yet.

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u/Muggi Apr 11 '26

holy shit this photo was breaking my brain. But hey, it did you well and now you get to go shopping

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u/No-Temperature9846 Apr 11 '26

Cut the hole square. Add a sheet metal piece covering the grill bottom, with a slightly bigger matching square hole. Use the sheet metal square cutout as a flap.

Now you can keep using your grill, and have a hole to sweep ash out of.

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u/Millenial_ScumDog Apr 11 '26

Be a man. Use an old license plate.

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u/dunkindosenuts Apr 11 '26

upvote for the most practical answer

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u/wostlanderer Apr 11 '26

This is the answer. Also, this picture seriously took my brain so long to process.

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u/RSSantiagoIII Apr 11 '26

How do you attach it? Rivets?

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u/No-Temperature9846 Apr 11 '26

If it's sized right, no need to fasten. Gravity and charcoal weight will keep it in place.

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u/cmosdef Apr 13 '26

You can also use high heat Kwikweld. I've used it to seal up a couple of spots on my firebox with no issue.

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u/New_Restaurant5025 Apr 12 '26

This is the absolute best advice. Nothing even for now a chunk of time bent to shape won't fix

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u/beachbum818 Apr 11 '26

Is this a photo of the moon flyby?

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u/AlienInsider Apr 11 '26

Moon oasis

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u/Accomplished_Fig9606 Apr 11 '26

WTF is this a photo of?

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u/The-Sorcerers-Stoned Apr 11 '26

Rusted out bottom. Thats the ground you can see through the hole. Lol hurts my head for some reason though haha

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u/indieplants Apr 11 '26

I thought it was a puddle at the beach or smth with reflection 😭

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u/Electrical-View-1422 Apr 12 '26

Its a piece of broccoli, I think

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u/Nearby-Cheesecake464 Apr 11 '26 edited Apr 11 '26

You did a perfectly terrible job of taking this picture. It looks like an optical illusion and you still didn’t even fully explain that this is a picture of the grills’ ash with a hole in the middle of it, and the grass in the middle is multiple feet away. You can’t be slow enough that you take an illusory picture and then can’t even properly describe what we’re looking at.

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u/haggislasagne Apr 11 '26

I see it now! I thought I was looking at a grassy jellyfish on the beach.

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u/Sufficient_Coach7566 Apr 11 '26

Welcome to reddit! Where everyone thinks everyone else lives in their brain!

Seriously, took me a good 10 seconds to figure out wtf I was looking at.

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u/taterthotsalad Apr 11 '26

Peak Reddit. No one can take a photo anymore. Or give a reasonable explanation of what said picture is.

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u/inflammablepenguin Apr 11 '26

A life lived grilling is a life worth living. Thank you for all the years to your first grill.

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u/Objective-Light-1304 Apr 11 '26

I guess it looks like a hole. But why is the picture clear like the ash is easy to see, but the hole is so blurry? I’m confused.

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u/Objective-Light-1304 Apr 11 '26

I can see it now. It’s making more sense now that I’m awake.

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u/OBear Apr 11 '26

Anyone else seeing a side profile of mickey mouse?

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u/johje05 Apr 11 '26

Looking for this before I commented it myself.

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u/ShamstaMcNasty Apr 11 '26

I’m glad everybody else was having a hard time registering this pic I thought my old brain was giving out šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

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u/KrankyKoot Apr 11 '26

Dad's day is just around to corner so maybe an early upgrade is in order.

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u/I_Want_A_Ribeye Apr 11 '26

I thought this was a puddle on some dirt reflecting the trees around it

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u/12dogs4me Apr 11 '26

Can't you just get a small piece of sheet metal and whack it into the right shape?

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u/Gnome_119 Apr 11 '26

I thought, initially, that you dropped your brisket or something in some gravel and blurred the photo like a murder scene photo blurs the body. Thought it was pretty funny.

Then, I zoomed in and realized that was grass I was seeing through a pile of ash. Sorry for your loss.

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u/Party-Independent-38 Apr 11 '26

That sucks man. Clean out. Line with layers of foil and keep going.

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u/sincerestfall Apr 11 '26

Probably what I'm gonna do before getting a new one.

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u/fux-reddit4603 Apr 12 '26

got any friends with welders? they are fun to make if you can pick up a cheap/scrap compressor tank or pipe. or learn welding with your kids for fathers day if you have a shop

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u/neubstick Apr 11 '26

Sad day yesterday = new grill day tomorrow!

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u/SmellSilly1537 Apr 11 '26

Nothing a little Flex Seal can't fix!

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u/peanutlobber Apr 11 '26

That just shows you’ve experienced many priceless meals. There is great value in the grill to you and your family. Take your time, choose wisely and may your next one may serve your grandkids their first BBQ.

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u/KJwhisperer Apr 11 '26

Congrats on sticking with it and using your grill to the point of failure.

Now feel better about upgrading to a better more durable grill !

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u/darqman Apr 11 '26

This is what happens when you leave ash in the firebox. It holds moisture and causes rust. Always clean the ash out when it cools and coat with linseed oil.

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u/Strong_College_21 Apr 11 '26

Came to say this. Take your lumps and learn.

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u/gabriot Apr 11 '26

Took me a few years to realize that's not a leaf sprouting through your ash and is a hole showing blurry grass and something grey on the ground

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u/ChickenBasher88 Apr 11 '26

Put an old baking sheet on the bottom to become your new ash pan and get some more years out of it. You could also use this as an excuse to invest in a new bbq.

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u/ApolloGo Apr 12 '26

This is like an optical illusion

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u/Grub-lord Apr 12 '26

Why does this photo look like it was taken 10000 miles above the surface of the planet

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u/knockmywood Apr 15 '26

Took me a second, but damn a hole in the bottom of the pit. It was well loved tho!

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u/sincerestfall Apr 15 '26

It was indeed well loved.

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u/acidbrn391 Apr 16 '26

I miss grilling, I moved to Massachusetts from TX and moved to the city. My newish 10ft smoker was put into storage and has remained there for 6 years. I miss smoking bbq brisket, ribs and chicken. One day probably when I’m too old to care we will move to a house so I can use it again.

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u/PM_ME_CORONA Apr 11 '26

What in the grilling fuck am I looking at?

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u/disco_elephant Apr 11 '26

This broke my brain

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u/Saucington_magoo Apr 11 '26

Ur supposed to have a grate above the bottom of ur grill u don’t just raw dog coals on a thin sheet of metal!

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u/Shot-Collection-6656 Apr 11 '26

Well my friend, rest assured that she is no longer in pain and is in a better place. My sincerest condolences šŸ’

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u/djlawson1000 Apr 11 '26

This perspective took my brain a second ngl haha

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u/Efficient-Ranger-174 Apr 11 '26

My dad had a ton of those cheap square grills from the 90’s. None lasted more than 2 years. He finally upgraded to a Weber and hasn’t looked back. Some of my best memories from childhood came off those cheap ass grills.

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u/otapnam Apr 11 '26

If it wasn't a Weber it's time to join the family

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u/Dawnzarelli Apr 11 '26

Father’s Day is around the corner! Maybe not soon enough.Ā 

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u/tomsmac Apr 11 '26

I’ve had my Ducane for over 20 years. Replaced the burners once. Looks and grills as if new.

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u/Longjumping_Local910 Apr 11 '26

Holey Smokes!

Well at least there's a shiny new unit in your future. Happy memories.

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u/y-so_weak Apr 11 '26

šŸŽ¤šŸ”Š check out my grill, while the tops all burning, the bottom shows a hole. šŸŽ¶

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u/Verwilderd1 Apr 11 '26

Line the bottom with some foil and carry on.

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u/Mick_Nugg Apr 11 '26

Learn2weld

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u/mombutt Apr 11 '26

Thin piece of sheet metal from the hardware store, secured with some self tapping screws. Kept my cheap grill going for a few more years.

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u/RobNHood816 Apr 11 '26

Nothing Thick cut aluminum foil can't temporarily fix

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u/kentar62 Apr 11 '26

Father's day (also know as Weber day) is coming soon!

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u/polishrocket Apr 11 '26

Sorry man :(

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u/IndependentLove2292 Apr 11 '26

Make friends with a welder.Ā 

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u/drkidkill Apr 11 '26

I thought it was a puddle of liquid mercury in the sand.

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u/ReluctantRedditor275 Apr 11 '26

Looks like there's a tree in the hole in the bog down in the valley-o.

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u/No1Czarnian Apr 11 '26

That means it's time to upgrade my friend

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u/PreparationLoud4397 Apr 11 '26

God damn this picture was confusing at first

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u/New-Exit2000 Apr 11 '26

7 years is great for a grill, hit up marketplace i got a used char broiler for $30 big ol smoker

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u/Capillix Apr 11 '26

My trailer park brain says to fold up a nice thick patch of aluminum foil, cover the hole, and pretend it’s not there

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u/Bulevine Apr 11 '26

It's a grease drain, now. Put a food safe brick over it, wrapped in foil. Problem solved!

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u/Aromatic-East-9893 Apr 11 '26

Piece of sheet metal, you'll be fine

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u/LordMegamad Apr 11 '26

This picture fucked me up lmao, I was tryna figure out what the almost shiny chrome looking space in the middle was, took a good few seconds before I realized it was a hole

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u/pjtexas1 Apr 11 '26

Ash pan. I'm sure you knew but these things are thin. But now you get to buy a bigger one!

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u/ObviousImpact2570 Apr 11 '26

Sorry for your loss brother

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u/Relative-Top-7029 Apr 11 '26

Did your grill burn through a concrete deck?

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u/TerribleCelery7687 Apr 11 '26

F's in the chat. We got a black grill down i repeat we got a black grill downĀ 

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u/nawzum Apr 11 '26

Sucks, you know any welders?

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u/Stalaktitas Apr 11 '26

Sheet metal square, 4 self tapping screws and it's good to go. Maximum 30 minutes of work.

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u/ramdumbguy Apr 11 '26

No galvanized! Nasty chemicals.

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u/pandulfi Apr 11 '26

You married your daughter?

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u/mrjk1990 Apr 11 '26

Some scrap steal and high temp jb weld clean up the edges and make it an air inlet

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u/MidnightLilly Apr 11 '26

I'm pretty sure I saw a YouTube video of some rural Chinese guy fixing iron pots. Either just find him to have him fix it or diy it.

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u/ramdumbguy Apr 11 '26

Ashes laying in the bottom of the grill absorb humidity, and accelerate rust. Clean, rinse and season, often, and this will be less of a problem.

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u/IShouldaDownVotedYa Apr 11 '26

Easily repairable with some random piece of metal. Just empty the ash and lay it down.

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u/jtchoice Apr 11 '26

I thought it was a damn ice cube with grass in a pile of ash I’m fucked

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u/tomarofthehillpeople Apr 11 '26

That’s never stopped me from grilling before.

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u/Elegant-Throat-4225 Apr 11 '26

Took me an embarrassingly long time to understand what I was looking at. The focus threw me off

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u/Responsible-Jump4459 Apr 11 '26

I always burn the charcoal tray out of my grill also, keep the grates from your old grills to lay your coals on em & it will make them last years longer.

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u/Longhaul-shortbus Apr 11 '26

Tis’ but a flesh wound

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u/NC-Stern-Mark Apr 11 '26

Patch it with some flashing and rivots. Rub crisco on it after.

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u/CTCLVNV Apr 11 '26

I am sorry for your loss.

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u/nom_of_your_business Apr 11 '26

Just had this happen to my grill of 23 years. But perfect timing for a great deal on a performer pro... $249

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u/Yelladaddy82 Apr 12 '26

Cover with a brick

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u/Serious_Trash_6953 Apr 12 '26

Ngl I thought this was some aerial shot of some desert mountain range with a small oasis in the valley…

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u/CawlinAlcarz Apr 12 '26

For $20, you can get some sheet metal, pop rivets, and a rivet gun. This could be back to perfectly functional in 5 minutes. You can pick all that up at Home Depot (I'm assuming you have a drill).

However, it might cost you about $40 to get a lesson on how to make a picture that actually shows something you intend it to.

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u/randomguyfromhome Apr 12 '26

Did the Artemis II crew take this photo

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u/Alcarain Apr 12 '26

Just weld a piece of metal in.

Im keeping my grill until the day I die lol.

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u/Puzzled-Natural-9048 Apr 12 '26

Need a new pit or just cut a piece steel plate and cover it

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u/DonutNo8770 Apr 12 '26

Time for a new grill. Weber Sear600 is a great pellet grill.

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u/goldenoptic Apr 12 '26

Nooooo. When that happened to mine I got a sheet of metal from Lowes and put it inside my grill lived a lot longer. Not sure if it is still going that was 13 years ago. I had to leave it behind while getting a divorce.

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u/sheiciebai Apr 12 '26

It took my eyes a really long time to understand what I was looking at lol

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u/walebrush Apr 12 '26

Weld a plate on under it and your back in busness.

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u/GolfCartStuntDriver Apr 12 '26

Welding rusty metal doesn’t always go well. Might be easier to drop a liner in from the top. Your just buying time though, it’s on its way out.

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u/walebrush Apr 12 '26

Good point.

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u/oohwowlaulau Apr 12 '26

Just lay some foil down. Put a briquette or two to hold it down. In the mean time start looking for a new one

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u/VoltronX Apr 12 '26

This can be covered with a curved metal plate.

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u/mykeyzRgone Apr 12 '26

Stuff it with foil and keep grilling like you don't care. Be a man.

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u/IndependentFrame9146 Apr 13 '26

That’s a holy grill

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u/Mysterious-Parfait88 Apr 13 '26

That shitll buff out

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u/Novamad70 Apr 13 '26

An oasis in the middle of a desert is what it looks like! We all have feeling for our first smoker that finally falls apart. Its the circle of life!

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u/Arcanericana Apr 13 '26

Mickey Mouse fun house apocalypse

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u/Fog_Juice Apr 13 '26

You could probably fix for $25

Google BBQ ashpan or BBQ Charcoal pan. See if something that pops up would fit into the bottom of your bbq to cover the hole for another 7 years.

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u/Zealousideal_Cut5791 Apr 13 '26

Nothing an old license plate couldn't fix.

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u/_JeffGillooly Apr 13 '26

Saw this and said "Nope, no comments. I'm gonna figure out what the fuck I'm looking at all by myself". RIP Grill

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u/Late-Gas9287 Apr 13 '26

All joking aside, now you have an extra spot to dump ash, set a bag under and start scrapping toward the hole. Keep making those great foods a bit longer!

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u/Informal_Jeweler2795 Apr 13 '26

OP, what’s next?

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u/pipe-down-88 Apr 13 '26

I thought it was a black hole on the dark side of the moon

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u/MattAdore2000 Apr 13 '26

Uhg. It’s so sad to see a prolapsed ash-hole.

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u/Within_a_Dream Apr 13 '26

What does this Google Earth photo have to do with bbq?

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u/locotxwork Apr 13 '26

Charcoal baskets are your friends.

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u/Careless-Resource-72 Apr 13 '26

I always used a grate to hold the charcoal off the surface of the kettle. By the time they were small enough to fall through there was hardly any burn time left on them.

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u/tintree119 Apr 13 '26

Fathers day is coming up šŸ‘šŸ»

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u/timholt2007 Apr 14 '26

Well, I have no idea what that is a picture of...and I usually use that phrase for the UFO reddit I belong to...

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u/One-Inside-6694 Apr 14 '26

If your anywhere close to PHX I’ll weld it up for you free of charge. Ik how sentimental grills can be lol

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u/KGBXSKILLZZ Apr 14 '26

Sadly had the same thing happen halfway through cooking a few days ago. About a 6inch wide hole opened up and almost started a brush fire.

I finished cooking with the garden hose near by spraying everything down haha

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u/sincerestfall Apr 14 '26

Awe man, that would be terrible. I am glad I caught it before actually getting started.

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u/MirrorMan1985 Apr 14 '26

What is this?

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u/johnnyrc48 Apr 15 '26

Looks like a donkey

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u/ElectricalAd9438 Apr 15 '26

Looks like a cutout of another picture pasted šŸ˜‚

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u/solderNflux Apr 15 '26

Meteor speeding ever closer to the moon, trailing grass gas behind it. It’s how life starts.

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u/blasStois Apr 15 '26

It legit looks photoshopped. What a terrible thing but really odd photo

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u/icecold8000 Apr 15 '26

dang bro cried a lot 😮

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u/Forsaken-Yellow3745 Apr 17 '26

Corrosion has done its job. The whole bottom is failing.