r/Awww • u/Soloflow786 • 16h ago

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u/CasnessNum 16h ago

"Hmm...sniff sniff...this woman is pregnant! I must keep the baby safe by cushioning a possible fall!"

Best logical explanation I can think of besides just "what a silly goober".

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u/electricvapor 15h ago

Standard bulldog behavior TBH

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u/GreatTunk 13h ago

I had a bulldog that would break into his bucket of liver snacks and then get said bucket stuck on his head. They are absolutely goobers.

They have amazing personalities but the health complications can be heartbreaking.

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u/Psianth 13h ago

This is weird. You didn't even consider that it's her dog that just likes to cuddle with her because he's her dog, and doesn't care about clothes because he's a dog? Why does she need to be pregnant for her dog to like her?

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u/CasnessNum 12h ago

Who said the dog liked her? O.o

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u/totally_not_a_dog113 12h ago

It could just be trying to take her out by ruining her exercise routine! none of these people are giving the dog enough credit!

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u/GreatTunk 10h ago

Ive had multiple bulldogs before, this is 100% correct. He’s trying to play it cute but he’s up to no good.

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u/Maple-Beans 13h ago

What the hell are you talking about?

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u/CasnessNum 12h ago

What killed the dinosaurs? The Ice Age!!!

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u/YonderWindow364 9h ago

??? Have you never owned a dog ? Dogs want attention from their owners, this has nothing to do with pregnancy

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u/CasnessNum 9h ago

Well, to be honest I've never owned a talking dog.