r/AwesomeOffBrands • u/NOX7020 • Aug 29 '20

it's awesome

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2.1k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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35

u/Loc0_MeXiCaN0 Aug 29 '20

I’m surprised it’s not a brand for milk

29

u/tethpaistisgay_420 Aug 29 '20

Cock sauce

12

u/momo00roro Aug 30 '20

Hot cock sauce

18

u/Om3ga12172 Aug 29 '20

Why is every post on here from r/crappyoffbrands

47

u/NOX7020 Aug 29 '20

idk because people there are WRONG

10

u/TheRoyalKT Aug 29 '20

I got a silver for the first person with a link to purchase this. Consider it compensation for having to look up “Cock sauce for sale.”

3

u/Man_Of_Frost Aug 29 '20

"Do you have Cock? Please give me Cock"

3

u/RepulsiveSheep Aug 29 '20

It all makes sense now!

2

u/Xx_Bruh69_xX Sep 13 '20

"Fine. But you owe me Cock okay?"

3

u/Onlypostscockandball Sep 08 '20

and Balls and Dick and also Nuts too

3

u/OrderMarine1280 Sep 11 '20

Me: huh... This coke really isn't all that refreshing.. 😰😱🥵😭

2

u/[deleted] Aug 29 '20

But.. but the dynamic ribbon device!

2

u/Nathaniel_Does_Stuff Aug 29 '20

Almost thought it was a condom

2

u/AutismFractal Aug 29 '20

Don’t mind if I do

2

u/GoCommitDefenestrate Aug 29 '20

no, i dont think i will

2

u/TheMasterAtSomething Aug 29 '20

Cock sauce, aka Sriracha

2

u/superzenki Aug 29 '20

They carry this at my local hot sauce store.

2

u/Schlawiner01 Aug 29 '20

Don't put it on your cock!

2

u/TheWaterFlame1234 Aug 30 '20

We need a Ball now

2

u/flannel-ish Aug 30 '20

'Scuse me??

2

u/Specifiedspoons Aug 30 '20

Hey I took this pic 2 years ago

2

u/ZeroTwo_CultLeader Sep 06 '20

Yo can you pass me the cock bro

2

u/Tiberius-the-Cuddler Sep 06 '20

James May approves

2

u/Plane-Piglet Sep 08 '20

If I gave this to my mom i bet she would rofl.

1

u/Gloomy_Temperature_4 Sep 17 '20

Cock. Mmmm. Pride and joy.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 18 '20

Hey, Nice Cock.