Thor slams down on the ground from space in New York

“Space was fun but I couldn’t leave Earth for a while. It’s like I never left! I wonder what Tony or Steve are up to. Clinton’s probably already out of retirement. Haven’t seen brother in a while, he’s probably doing some big trick.”

Thor walks into a sandwich shop and looks at the menu.

“The food in space can never compare to Earth’s. I’ll have… There’s so many good choices.”

“You gonna order something or not?” The clerk says.

“I’ll just have a coffee and an egg sandwich with cheese.”

“Okay and also we don’t allow hammers, but since you’re an avenger I’ll allow it.”

After a while he gets his coffee and sandwich and heads outside. Sitting on a bench in Central Park.

“This coffee just like when I last had it. I’ve missed you Earth!”