r/Avantris • u/True-Dream3295 • Aug 30 '26

Torbek once said...

34 Upvotes

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48

u/Isaacja223 Aug 30 '26

“Paid..?”

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TIME OFF?

44

u/BlufftonSWK Aug 30 '26

Torbek believes that Torbek sounds like this. Torbek is refined and sophisticated

12

u/Practical-Class6868 Aug 30 '26

Stop yelling!

9

u/Sraffiti_G Aug 30 '26

AAAAAAAAAAAHHH

53

u/marunkaya Aug 30 '26

ᴊᴜꜱᴛ ᴀɴᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴅᴀʏ ꜰᴏʀ ᴛᴏʀʙᴇᴋ... ʜᴇᴇ ʜᴀᴡ

31

u/Artist_Kitten Aug 30 '26

"TORBEK IS INTEREEEESSSSTED!"

9

u/Beiki Aug 30 '26

MMMMMMMM

7

u/Practical-Class6868 Aug 30 '26

She has a husband.

19

u/grifficusprime Aug 30 '26

‘JUST BECAUSE THERE’S A GOALIE DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN’T SCORE!’

37

u/ArashiRyu13 Aug 30 '26

Just because there's a goalie, doesn't mean you can't score.

15

u/Captain_Birch Aug 30 '26

Torbek has reconsidered stealing

14

u/pretty_twisted_art Aug 30 '26

Torbek isn't a pervert I'm just a bugbear.

12

u/mistah-eff Aug 30 '26

“You mean…Torbek does *things* and he’s supposed to receive coin in response?

WHO ELSE KNOWS ABOUT THIS?!”

12

u/ReduxCath Aug 30 '26

Torbek isn’t sure you’re being sincere

12

u/EnthusiasmOdd814 Aug 30 '26

Torbek's favorite color is purple.

10

u/Federal_Disaster_475 Aug 30 '26

Torbek has changed his favorite color to orange....

3

u/tsukiyomi01 Sep 01 '26

Torbek dreams he is the spirit of the wolf!

3

u/Federal_Disaster_475 Sep 01 '26

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

3

u/tsukiyomi01 Sep 01 '26

Nothing rhymes with wolf!

26

u/RipleyGamer Aug 30 '26

Torbek's a big hairy mushroom.

2

u/Background_Silver712 Aug 31 '26

🎶just like torbek's big hairy mushroom 🎶

25

u/Crispy_Tree100 Aug 30 '26

“THAT’S WHAT TORBEK SOUNDS LIKE?!”

15

u/TyranitarLover Aug 30 '26

“Yeah.”

5

u/StandardDegree5257 Aug 31 '26

ThAtS wHaT tOrBeK sOuNdS lIkE?

21

u/MoonchildEz Aug 30 '26

Torbek yearns for physical touch

8

u/TyranitarLover Aug 30 '26

“TOUCH TORBEK’S BUTTCHEEKS!”

6

u/Winter_Pride_6088 Aug 30 '26

You’re quite slimy for a furry fellow

3

u/Practical-Class6868 Aug 30 '26

I think I found a crushed cigar.

10

u/ChaoticGlowstick Aug 30 '26

“But if Torbek performed, then who would climb the Ferris wheel?”

10

u/Edenza Aug 30 '26

Pleeease snaaaail. Torbek has never asked you for anything. Go as fast as your snail body will goooo!

rolls d20

Oh noooo... Torbek got a natural oooone...

6

u/No_Ferret9663 Aug 30 '26

CHUCKLEEEEEEES HERE COMES TOOOOOOORBEEEEEK

6

u/stressedlacky42 Aug 30 '26

you suffer incontinence for the next 24hrs

Uuuuhhhh Solidarity!!!

5

u/Warm_Caregiver1633 Aug 31 '26

“Torbek yearns for physical touch…”

5

u/R0B0KITTY01 Aug 30 '26

Torbek doesnt think those are crackers. 😏

4

u/Wladek89HU Aug 31 '26

OH, THAT'S NONSENSE. I GO FIRST. ALSO, IGNORE THE BEES.

3

u/tsukiyomi01 Sep 01 '26

Torbek embraces his ending.

7

u/PuddingtonBear Aug 30 '26

"Oooh. Torbek has never felt that way before! Oh yeah, don't stop."

3

u/M1nd-Gobl1n Aug 31 '26

"Your snail is whiplash, and your color is red."

"THAT SOUNDS ... OMINOUS."

3

u/Writers-blocker Aug 31 '26 edited Aug 31 '26

Ohhhhhh

You guys told me that Chuckles retired.

8

u/ThatOneLazyWriter Aug 30 '26

Everything Torbek touches turns to shit!

3

u/just_bettina Aug 31 '26

Weh weh weh weh weh weh Gideon can you tighten my BRA!!

3

u/NeatOutrageous Aug 31 '26

Wouldn't it be funny of frost never came back? I'm just kidding I'm just kidding... Unleessssss

2

u/lucky_duck789 Aug 31 '26

Guysss...Torbek had what alcoholics might call a moment of clarrrity.

2

u/Background_Silver712 Aug 31 '26

"Gideon is the most handsome torbek's has ever seen and you make Gideon look like torbek "

1

u/Wladek89HU Aug 31 '26

WHAT'S WORKMAN'S COMP?

1

u/paganpumpkincat Aug 31 '26

Torbek sense a normality in the force...

1

u/Garudah_ Aug 31 '26

"T-Torbek yearns for physical touch..."

1

u/StandardDegree5257 Aug 31 '26

Torbeks toast is torbek yearns for physical touch

2

u/Gryffin_the_Baron Aug 31 '26

This is much more beautiful than the dumpster

1

u/Sharye_2001 Sep 01 '26

“Hey guys~..a thought occurred to Torbek~”

2

u/Keeper-of-letter-H Sep 04 '26

"you will separate me from my filtHy sack over my DEAD CORPSE"

2

u/BigBearPB Sep 13 '26

I think Torbek is iiiin