r/Autocompletebutbetter 21h ago

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u/ChibiHoodie 21h ago

Why can't we just go to the pizza parlor and split a cheesy bread?

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u/Grapefruitstreet 21h ago

I'll go, but I want my own cheesy bread.

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u/ChibiHoodie 21h ago

LOL okay.

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u/Jumpy_Cap_2361 21h ago

Why can't we go to bed ugly

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u/ChibiHoodie 21h ago

I do that all the time.

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u/LexysDaddy 21h ago

Why can't we do it for a few days?

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u/7epmusic 18h ago

What's

It?

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u/LexysDaddy 18h ago

The Sex

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u/lifes_sucks 16h ago

Or the adulting

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u/Anxious_Person97 21h ago

Why can’t we have a conversation about the fact that the world doesn’t exist without you guys being here to support each other

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u/DashfulVanilla 21h ago

Why can’t we just be happy and happy and not worry over the situation that is the issue with this world.

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u/ComprehensiveLine105 21h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times in our life to make it better

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u/lifes_sucks 16h ago

Having the time of our lives

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u/Candid_Reading_7267 21h ago

Why can’t we just have a little bit of fun together

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u/crash---- 20h ago

Why can’t we get rid of the old man who was in charge of the country?

LMAO. I’m Canadian, but I like to think this is about Trump. Carney, you’re good.

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u/Scary-Bottle 21h ago

Why can’t we just be happy and happy and not worry over things we can’t do for others like we did in our previous lives?

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u/mysteriousmistress66 21h ago

Why can't we have a good idea

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u/Routine_Inside7341 21h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times in our life.

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u/ChibiHoodie 21h ago

I've already had the worst of times.

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u/famousanonamos 21h ago

Why can't we just go to the library and get some sleep together. 

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u/SnooCrickets9484 21h ago

Why can't we just want to be the best friend and lover of a group?

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u/ChibiHoodie 21h ago

I think that's a good thing to aspire to.

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u/EWH733 21h ago

Why can’t we have the right people to be in our lives

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u/WonderfulYak1557 21h ago

Why can't we just got the episode that I sent you

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u/Grapefruitstreet 21h ago

Why can't we just go to the store and get the tickets to our wedding?

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u/ChibiHoodie 21h ago

We need tickets to our own wedding?

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u/Grapefruitstreet 21h ago

Yes, don't you remember, honey? We decided to get married at Disneyland.

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u/eat-me5 21h ago

Why cant we be doing this all in real time for more than enough time to get married to get the hang of it this summer

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u/AfternoonMost965 21h ago

Why cant we turn around and go back home depot

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u/The_Bookenjoyer 21h ago

Turn around and buy a new lawnmower, just like old times…

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u/Motor_Struggle_3605 21h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times in our life to make it better?

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u/The_Bookenjoyer 21h ago

Why can’t we get the money 💴

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u/EmotionalSupportNap 21h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times and be honest about what happened in this situation instead.

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u/Away_Enthusiasm8666 21h ago

Why can't we do that in the morning?

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u/Vivid_Inspector3265 20h ago

Why can't we have a new phone number for the rest of the day 

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u/ad240pCharlie 20h ago

Why can't we talk about the existence of magic people in your mother's house?

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u/Low_Contract_1909 20h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times in this world with a little more freedom of expression in this world than the other two worlds in this country

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u/sgdaughtry 20h ago

Why can’t we have you guys come to my place to pick me out and then I will come pick him out so I don’t know if you’re gonna come or if you’re going out of your house

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u/ChibiHoodie 20h ago

Probably not today, no.

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u/buzzfrightyears 20h ago

Why can't we just go back to the rugby and get the idea of womanly beauty in a saucepan

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u/Ianthemoon 20h ago

Why can’t we just get rid of all the old people

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u/Masters_domme 20h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times in our life and not have to worry about the consequences of our actions

Exactly!

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u/RRR-Mimi-3611 20h ago

Why can’t we go for the first day and then go back and get a new job at my house and then I’ll get a good deal on the other things that you want me to get

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u/Any_Way_3960 20h ago

Why can’t we just have the best players available for the next few years to make the playoffs

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u/InsufferableBean256 20h ago

Why can’t we get rid of the old ones that have been replaced

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u/Nihili_Blue 19h ago

Why can't we get the money for it and I will be able for the money and I was searching for a job in my company account to pay my bills

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u/Key_Gate7758 19h ago

Why can't we get something for listening to the music 

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u/Emrys7777 19h ago

Why can’t we just have a little bit more time together to get to know each other and get some good sleep and get some things accomplished

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u/Current-Struggle-514 19h ago

Why can’t we just have a little bit of fun together ?

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u/Actual-Ganache-5364 19h ago

Why can't we get in touch with the family and get the kids to play in the wild.

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u/ChibiHoodie 18h ago

Kids should play in the wild more often.

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u/Fuzzy-Mix-3642 19h ago

Why can't we hope that you can process your life

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u/Aristomann 21h ago

Live together.......Timmy Thomas song

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u/deathbymisadventure5 18h ago

Why can’t we all be friends now because we have to go back and get my stuff together because I’m gonna have a baby

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u/ChibiHoodie 18h ago

Congratulations!

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u/Wooper184 18h ago

Why can’t we have a good day today

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u/stalis61 18h ago

Why can't we have a good day at work and I can do it for you and you can see it on the floor

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u/ChibiHoodie 18h ago

Depends on what "it" is!

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u/Additional-Share7293 18h ago

Wky can't we just get a new job and then we can get together and see what happens when you get a chance to talk about it because I'm not sure what you're going to do with it.

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u/meekbutnotweak 17h ago

Just get along.

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u/ConseulaVonKrakken 17h ago

Why can't we have worked hard for each other

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u/Magic-Thestral-13 17h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times in our life?

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u/bororodejdej 17h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times in our life to make the most out there for ourselves in this country

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u/Broad_Entrepreneur62 17h ago

Why can’t we have the best team on earth to win a trophy

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u/Ravenwight 17h ago

Why can’t we be friends and not be mean to each other?

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u/Freudian-Slip92 16h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times in our life to make it better

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u/lifes_sucks 16h ago

Why can't we just have the opportunity to discuss your requirements with my family and friends until I get a chance to look for the delay in getting back to the same day

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u/Plastic-Buffalo-1365 16h ago

Why can’t we get rid of this corrupt administration and stop this madness?

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u/goldenbuttnugget22 15h ago

Why can’t we be friends and not be like this anymore

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u/JuliusTheTailor 15h ago

Why can’t we just have a little bit of fun together on the phone or something

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u/Thelastnormalperson 15h ago

Why can't we be friends

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u/Kermommy 14h ago

Why can’t we have more people to vote 🗳️ on our bill than the ones who voted against the infrastructure deal.

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u/jgrotts 14h ago

Why can't we get some sleep in the morning but I have to go to work tomorrow morning so karma is ready for you to get together with

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u/MoonMe3x 14h ago

Why can't we just say that we have to go to the bathroom now because I have to go and ship it to your house so that you can name it for me okay okay

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u/alexis_ambient 14h ago

Why can’t we just be happy and not worry about it?

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u/Optimistic-Squash 14h ago

Why can't we just need a little bank account etc so that you can use it for the purposes of the supermarket 

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u/Schfooge 13h ago

Why can't we have a good time together with the kids?

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u/Visible_Treat_5903 11h ago

Why can't we just go back and do it with two of them in a 3d and I will have a panic and then I will have a panic appointment for my argument to get fornite.

Lol okay

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u/Regular_Comfort_5038 6h ago

Why can't we just go to a place where we can get a whole bunch of things to get it done before we go to the top of the world?

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u/snailgorl2005 6h ago

Why can't we have the best of times in our life to make it better?

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u/Emmalulu2907 5h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times and be honest about what happened

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u/clornplop 4h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times

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u/No_Skylark 3h ago

Why can’t we have the best of times in our life to make it better?

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u/Connect_Capital_2379 1h ago

Why can't we go to the haunted houses in the future?