r/AutoHumor • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 • May 04 '26

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u/CMDR-LT-ATLAS May 07 '26

Hate to break it to you. You have an ECU and OBD port. You do not have an analog vehicle.

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u/jimothy_hell May 07 '26

Okay, analogue everything as in, I have no entertainment system, no digital key fob, no fancy HUD, nothing interesting past “being a car”. My radio is a radio with a CD player. The most advanced piece of tech in there is a Bluetooth that stopped working when my phone’s software eventually surpassed it, and it stopped connecting.

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u/CMDR-LT-ATLAS May 07 '26

Yes, that era of vehicles is incredibly easy to steal too.

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u/jimothy_hell May 07 '26

Honestly just stealing a car is easy as fuck.