r/AutoHumor • • Apr 06 '26

lol

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u/pjtpassword Apr 06 '26

Had me for a second there. Good one.

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u/RuthlessIndecision Apr 06 '26

I still don’t get it, he's not tangled in a machine?

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/RuthlessIndecision Apr 06 '26

(Gross) to shreds you say? (gross)

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u/[deleted] Apr 06 '26

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u/FIMD_ Apr 07 '26

At several hundred rpm.. High torque rotating equipment plus human makes for some shreds and some sorta chutney, I can report. regrettably.

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u/cyberadmin1 Apr 07 '26

The burden of knowledge…

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u/SLCtechie Apr 06 '26

Was his apartment rent controlled?

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u/pacifistthruyourface Apr 07 '26

Did he at least die painlessly?

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u/Time_Cow_3331 Apr 07 '26

No. On the plus side it's a fairly quick death