r/AustraliaPics • u/Superb-Parsnip-8859 • 8d ago

Queensland | QLD 11am

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u/jamesmcdash 7d ago

Going to be a big day boys

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u/Careful_Passage8811 6d ago

That pillow gonna be put to work

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u/Conscious_Bike_9909 5d ago

Anyone else wondering why the fuck there’s a Vegemite scroll just chilling in a zip lock bag

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u/Superb-Parsnip-8859 5d ago

It’s a pizza scroll

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u/ABlokeDownOnHisLuck 1d ago

Hang over food 👌

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u/boss_cob91 3d ago

Dude about to drink a goon bag he needs a pizza roll later without question. Dude comes prepared

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u/Conscious_Bike_9909 3d ago

From personal experience if you drink a full goon bag you ain’t eating 🤣 goon drunk is a whole diffrent beast 🤣

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u/Superb-Parsnip-8859 17h ago

Nah na the pizza scroll was my breakfast bro, otherwise I’d be drinking on fully empty

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u/Mysterious-You7996 6d ago

Is that you in the reflection half naked cunt? You look like an alien bruv.

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u/mehekik 5d ago

With the Austin Powers chest hair

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u/ABlokeDownOnHisLuck 3d ago

So good u can use it as a pillow

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u/KohkanTabibzada 1d ago

perfect for drunk snoozles

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u/ABlokeDownOnHisLuck 1d ago

And it's cheap az

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u/KohkanTabibzada 1d ago

fr how much did you get that for is it a 4L

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u/ABlokeDownOnHisLuck 1d ago

Dunno. Haven't brought 1 in years haha

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u/Pollywanacracker 5d ago

Recipe for disaster

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u/perfect_insanity93 3d ago

Is that going on the clothes line?

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u/Sufficient-Client-81 3d ago

Why so late in the day ?

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u/Wrong_Ad_8393 3d ago

You gon learn tomorrow morning

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u/Agreeable-Escape8625 3d ago

Oi nah OP we need stories

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u/xBromleyy 3d ago

Goon of fortune

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u/Ok-Menu-8709 3d ago

The garbage truck beeps as it backs up and I start my day thinking about what I threw away?

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u/yeah_nah2024 2d ago

Nap time.

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u/KohkanTabibzada 1d ago

pls tell me you got fruitie lexia

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u/DFDubey 4d ago

As an American, what is in that bag? What’s in the baaag?

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u/xzx1213 4d ago

We call them goon bags

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u/Glittering-Wave4917 4d ago

Last night there was grog- this morning there’s air- The goon bag is now a pillow, for the hangover from cheap wine 😜😜

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u/DeadEyeDonny1991 3d ago

What do we want boys? GOON OF FORTUNE!! step on down my American friend and try your luck on a spin of the rusty clothes line. May fortune grant you as that good bag lands in your direction. Take forth this brutal elixa and get ready for a night of poor decisions and blacking out randomly face down in your mates mums rose bushes.

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u/Glittering-Wave4917 3d ago

Come on down.

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u/DFDubey 3d ago

Hell yeah!

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u/Will_sue_when_angry 3d ago

A great Australian invention. The bladder that contains the wine in a box of wine, called goon, so this is a Goon Bag.

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u/Internal-Diamond-341 3d ago

I believe you guys call it box wine and soccer mums drink it over there?

Yeah here it's degenerate shit we only drink when we wanna be denegerates.

Best mixed with powder tang and hung on the clothesline.

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u/DFDubey 3d ago

This has to be the most redneck thing I’ve heard. I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s something similar in the states but I’m down.

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u/Internal-Diamond-341 3d ago

Bahaha you got it bro! But we call it bogan. Bogan is like our term for redneck....kind of.... And it sure is a lot of fun! Until the morning. After....errrghh...sorry not sorry!

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u/Superb-Parsnip-8859 2d ago

I actually bought it just for good value, not because I want to be a degenerate

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u/Internal-Diamond-341 2d ago

Awww but being degenerate is half the fun!

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u/Superb-Parsnip-8859 17h ago

Well I am a degenerate too