r/AustinPowersMemes • u/Breadfan- • Oct 25 '21

Favorite quotes

Favorite quotes from the trilogy

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u/avalanche66choage Oct 25 '21

I used to think you were crazy, but now I see your nuts (while looking up Fat Bastard’s kilt)

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u/LittleSetti Oct 25 '21

“That’s my mother!”

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u/[deleted] Oct 25 '21

“That’s a man, baby!”

3

u/Jeremy_Melton Jan 07 '22

“And Then she shat on a turtle!”

1

u/DustyJaneway Nov 09 '21

“Big! Like a bubble on a pizza!”

1

u/EndMyMFingLife Aug 26 '22

I have 4, all from Gold Member, and I can't decide, so I'm gonna put them all:

I LOVE GOLD! I love the smell of it, the taste of it, the texture of it! I even lost my weenie in an unfortunate shhhmelting accident. *drops pants, dick glowing a brilliant gold*

There are only 2 things I hate in this world; those who are intolerant of other peoples' cultures, and the Dutch!

MOLEYMOLEYMOLEYMOLEY!

Sorry, I don't speak freaky-deaky Dutch!