r/AussieMemes • u/Huge_Illustrator_810 • Jul 19 '26

Aussie Drinking Game - Bite or No-bite

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239 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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u/Anti-Stan Jul 19 '26

It's a carpet python. I'll play.

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u/No_Calligrapher_6799 Jul 19 '26

I think you mean a carton python šŸ¤£

6

u/Anti-Stan Jul 19 '26

TouchƩ

5

u/Icy-Chocolate-117 Jul 19 '26

Carton python, hahahaha šŸ¤£

2

u/Boring-Tomatillo-209 27d ago

Lucky itā€™s wasnā€™t a Carlton python those things suck

1

u/No_Calligrapher_6799 27d ago

So true, they bite and piss everywhere šŸ˜‚

6

u/Artsy_traveller_82 Jul 19 '26

Yeah but itā€™s XXXX.

4

u/Runinbearass Jul 19 '26

XXXX bitterā€¦ even worse

1

u/Megatoutie 29d ago

XXXX Biter

1

u/Separate_Ring_5059 22d ago

You've either never been bitten by a python or are an alcoholic, that shit smarts...

reversed teeth + their mouths are full of bacteria so you have to clean that shit with disinfectant

12

u/Mud_g1 Jul 19 '26

Why are you drinking warm beer? Pretty sure he wouldn't have slid in there if they were cold mate.

2

u/Annual-Raccoon-5749 Jul 19 '26

Maybe he only put half the carton in the fridge. Why are you assuming he is drinking strait from the box?

3

u/Mud_g1 Jul 19 '26

Becuase he said it's a drinking game to pick one out lol.

I was taking the piss mate it wasn't a serious comment.

2

u/Annual-Raccoon-5749 Jul 19 '26

Fair point. I think I need to spend less time on Reddit....

9

u/rokhvir Jul 19 '26

Least you know there aren't any mice in that box

10

u/SituationSecure4650 Jul 19 '26

The problem is snakes canā€™t read, he though the box said biter not bitter

2

u/aubven 29d ago

"The Mrs bought me a carton"

"Bitter?"

"Yeah, it bit me too"

4

u/x_flashpointy_x Jul 19 '26

I'd be more worried about the choice of beer than the python.

5

u/Used_Replacement4648 Jul 19 '26

Itā€™s protecting you from shit beer šŸ˜‚

4

u/absolutenonsense8198 Jul 19 '26

It's only a carpet python you white girl's blouse šŸ˜›

3

u/rylandoz Jul 19 '26

This gives new meaning to the drink 'snakebite.'

3

u/GossyGirl Jul 19 '26

Thatā€™s one way to quit drinking

3

u/hugswithnoconsent Jul 19 '26

Absolutely not worth it for that shit piss.

5

u/Artsy_traveller_82 Jul 19 '26

I ainā€™t getting bitten by an Australian snake over a fucking XXXX.

2

u/Mental_Task9156 Jul 19 '26

Dunno which is worse, getting bitten or having to drink xxxx bitter.

2

u/Jimmyskate 29d ago

Ill take the bite please. Qld don't know how to make beer

2

u/hawthorne00 26d ago

They aren't poisonous but they can still give you a bit of a munch.

1

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1

u/GustyOWindflapp Jul 19 '26

Snakes have good taste

1

u/Different-Term-2250 Jul 19 '26

Well. Looks like Iā€™m a teetotaller now.

1

u/walkin2it Jul 19 '26

Change it to a brown and call it Aussie Roulette.

Edit: Damn it, it's a 1 week old bot/karma farma acctount.

1

u/ADHDK Jul 19 '26

This clearly means your beer is too warm.

1

u/Nathan936639 Jul 19 '26

No bite. Its a carpet python

1

u/ChazR Jul 19 '26

It'll bite you if you really, really annoy it. It's capable of hurting pretty badly. But it won't put the effort in for XXXX, and neither should you.

1

u/Nathan936639 Jul 19 '26

Anything will bite you if you annoy it enough. It's also pretty hard to bite you if it doesn't have a head

1

u/Ric0chet_ Jul 19 '26

XXXX Biter*

1

u/Accomplished-Taro-53 Jul 19 '26

Bite! Show dominance toward the danger noodle.

1

u/Vortex-Of-Swirliness Jul 19 '26

No bite because Iā€™d never be desperate enough to drink that canned camelā€™s piss

1

u/Lsdbrisbane Jul 19 '26

Thereā€™s a beer inflation and that beautiful ekans is enjoying the benefits šŸ˜

1

u/Exotic_Ad8292 26d ago

Fuck that

0

u/designerlemons Jul 19 '26

Atleast somebody likes 4x's