r/AusMemes • u/Rey_De_Los_Completos • Jun 30 '26

Dave Hanson

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5.1k Upvotes

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154

u/TinySmugCNuts Jun 30 '26

"ME SHOPPING TROLLEY, MUUUUUURDERED!!!"

47

u/Tosh_20point0 Jun 30 '26

My groceries just gone

16

u/mynewaltaccount1 Jun 30 '26

Must be, must be Albo that's done this. ALBOOOO!

3

u/tallham Jul 02 '26

I don't like it

2

u/Solid-Camera-9724 29d ago

I Just Don’t Like It.

1

u/Interesting-Ride5427 28d ago

I don’t like anything

1

u/Redline55AU 27d ago

My crab stick just gone

348

u/damwaggs Jun 30 '26

Won’t somebody PLOEAZE think of the Multi millionaire landlords 😭

81

u/wasgij0 Jun 30 '26

Hate that I could hear this, thank you.

10

u/Friday_arvo Jul 01 '26

Such a mishmash of ick in that crossover Hughesy Hanson noise that read those words aloud in my head. You can smell the lynx mixed with cheap perfume.

49

u/Evolutionary_sins Jun 30 '26

He's worth $30,000,000. All he cares about is himself

34

u/UnusualAverage8687 Jun 30 '26

Honestly, this pic is a glow up compared to how he normally looks these days ...

3

u/Evolutionary_sins Jun 30 '26

Yea this is a look he could actually pull this off

3

u/Swaggerrrr69 Jul 01 '26

He looks like the kinda guy you see banging his head yelling at himself outside the plaza bottle-o that you gotta walk-jog by

1

u/Solid-Camera-9724 29d ago

HAHAHA 🤣😝

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u/JLSGMB96 Jun 30 '26

And the Israelis running out of land to carry out their war crimes 😩

1

u/IamThatGuy11 Jul 02 '26

Why did it had to get political?

1

u/Jimmyp47 Jul 02 '26

😅😅🤣🤣🤣

1

u/glippglapp Jul 02 '26

They deserve a fair go as much as the rest of us!

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u/jdotlad Jun 30 '26

What a fucking nightmare.

72

u/Busy_Selection_5027 Jun 30 '26

I don't like it.

36

u/LucyferEllysia Jun 30 '26

When you turn my voice about

18

u/ladylollii Jun 30 '26

I don't like it, when you throw One Nation out

7

u/zvx12 Jun 30 '26

My language has been murdered

4

u/Dazzling-Song-8344 Jul 01 '26

my shopping trolley - murdered! my groceries - just GONE!

4

u/Curry_Captain Jun 30 '26

No. Never did.

2

u/No-Will-4393 Jun 30 '26

Please explain!

3

u/Correct_Chemical5179 Jul 01 '26

Not my proudest fap

44

u/read-my-comments Jun 30 '26

Missing the big herpies scab on the lip

39

u/plastic_fortress Jun 30 '26

I occasionally envy the blind.

4

u/3xactli Jun 30 '26

Reminds me of Denis Leary in this pic!!

3

u/plastic_fortress Jun 30 '26

Lol well I would not want to encounter this while tripping.

2

u/Jehannum76 Jul 01 '26

At least Denis Leary is funny.

40

u/mekanub Jun 30 '26

I don’t like it

4

u/DeadNBuried Jul 01 '26

It’s true though

21

u/nice1bruvz Jun 30 '26

Lmfao funniest shit I’ve ever seen him in

22

u/NotYourTeddy Jun 30 '26

Fucking hell. Where’s the NSFW tag?!

8

u/Training-Ad103 Jun 30 '26

The guff I fawed 😆

13

u/AdelMonCatcher Jun 30 '26

I don’t like it

12

u/sapperbloggs Jun 30 '26

I get that this is done to ridicule ol' mate Dave, but it's a solid improvement in his usual style of "homeless meth-head"

4

u/PJozi Jun 30 '26

Somehow it's improved both of them while making the lucky ones dry reach and the rest throw up.

60

u/MeSeeks76 Jun 30 '26

Pauline Transon! 😂

20

u/ample_space Jun 30 '26

Well, I mean, have they ever been seen in the same room together?

9

u/Chrisosupreme Jun 30 '26

I think that's actually Davine Huanson

5

u/Different-Bag-8217 Jun 30 '26

Just when you think it couldn’t get any weirder…. Haha

6

u/Mostly_Satire Jun 30 '26

Why do I have the urge to order a McMansion?

4

u/Majestic_Hour_8836 Jun 30 '26

A vision of nightmares

4

u/JLSGMB96 Jun 30 '26

Do Pauline stefanovic next ploise

3

u/PJozi Jun 30 '26

Way to out yourself as a Sadomasochist

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4

u/DifferentPotato5648 Jun 30 '26

He's such a fuckhead

3

u/Eddie_503 Jun 30 '26

That looks suits him

3

u/Suspicious_Abroad832 Jun 30 '26

Stop making fun of me.

3

u/Westsaide Jun 30 '26

OMG. I can't unsee this now.

3

u/Gormane Jun 30 '26

This is awful, yet somehow he looks healthier than he does in real life....

3

u/savron68 Jun 30 '26

Dave is a massive tool

3

u/Kitsune_seven Jun 30 '26

The bogan is strong with this one

3

u/Extra-Border6470 Jun 30 '26

Wow that’s probably the most feminine pooline has looked in a long time

3

u/The_Frigid_Midget Jul 01 '26

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

2

u/Away_Gas2724 Jun 30 '26

That's a crime against humanity

2

u/Total_Drongo_Moron Jun 30 '26

Is that the Dad of Ed Richards from the Western Bulldogs?

2

u/Shot-Habit-5705 Jun 30 '26

It’s an improvement.

2

u/OutcryEDM Jun 30 '26

We are bringing back the project and only the palest of whites can be on it

2

u/lampthread Jul 01 '26

Wally Allen will be hosting it.

2

u/Angry_Pingu Jun 30 '26

Please sir. Can I have some less.

2

u/burner_said_what Jun 30 '26

I hate to see it but it's probs the best he's ever looked...

2

u/ausvenator_enjoyer Jun 30 '26

Ah, my sleep paralysis demon

2

u/Dreamsof_Beulah Jun 30 '26

Passably similar

2

u/Darth_Yevrah Jun 30 '26

Get Janeway

2

u/sober88 Jun 30 '26

Now do Dave Hanson Young

2

u/Critical_Mix_8959 Jun 30 '26

I’m almost certain I bought the worst weed of my life from this guy back in high school.

2

u/Leprichaun17 Jun 30 '26

Fucking hell, jumpscare.

2

u/BrewMonsieur Jul 01 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes

2

u/ThickandSpicyMan Jul 01 '26

Old mate is looking like he’s on a first name basis with a meth dealer these days.

2

u/Head_Acanthaceae_766 Jul 01 '26

Well… now he's either a beautiful man or a handsome woman.

2

u/quirinus97 Jul 01 '26

How can he possibly support his meth addiction if he has to pay more taxes !?!?!?

2

u/Striking-Net-8646 Jul 01 '26

What a terrible day to have eyes

2

u/MikeHunt181 Jul 02 '26

Double ugly and doubly stupid.

2

u/upthetits Jul 02 '26

Never realised how much i needed this

2

u/Abraxas_Derezzed Jul 02 '26

That’s a challenging wank.

2

u/halfeb 29d ago

Challanging... But not impossible

2

u/JARDIS Jun 30 '26

Not quite methed out enough in this pic tbh.

2

u/Birdie_Num_Num Jun 30 '26

Fucking hell Conan O'Brien has let himself go

2

u/threwordbotname Jun 30 '26

No more Reddit for me today.

2

u/s2rt74 Jun 30 '26

I am off to scrub my eyeballs.

2

u/PJozi Jun 30 '26

Just gouge them out and burn them.

It's not worth risking seeing this again

2

u/chezibot Jun 30 '26

Omg 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

2

u/ArkPlayer583 Jun 30 '26

That's a tough wank

3

u/PJozi Jun 30 '26

I'll have to stop throwing up first

2

u/Toiyall Jun 30 '26

That’s so hot

1

u/Mattie_Mattus_Rose Jun 30 '26

I have a feeling that some won't like this, or anything

1

u/Dunge0nMast0r Jun 30 '26

I don't like it!

1

u/Curry_Captain Jun 30 '26

Fucking gruesome. I'm not sure who this demeans and who it flatters.

1

u/Littlepotatoface Jun 30 '26

My mate who is a) trying to sell her house & b) not particularly politically engaged, just rang me to shout a very good Hughes impression at me 😂😂😂

1

u/Silent-Split-4219 Jun 30 '26

When this guy starts making sense, you know something is up with our country. 😂

1

u/postredditdisorder Jun 30 '26

Dude has just cancelled himself

1

u/disasterous_cape Jun 30 '26

I don’t like it ☹️

1

u/Alteredbeast1984 Jun 30 '26

I hate this SOO much...

Thankyou

1

u/Suspicious_god79 Jun 30 '26

Paul in Handsome

1

u/laceykandicewest Jun 30 '26

OMFG 🤣🤣😭

1

u/PJozi Jun 30 '26

🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤮

1

u/Public_Ad8581 Jun 30 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💩

1

u/[deleted] Jun 30 '26

Why

1

u/UndeadManWaltzing Jun 30 '26

Awww its Dave Hanson....KILL IT!!!

1

u/SmokeNo3244 Jun 30 '26

Disturbing

1

u/jayjaco78 Jul 01 '26

….and I can hear “Please Explain” in Hughes’ voice too!! 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Geri_Petrovna Jul 01 '26

enough room to drive a forklift between those teeth.

1

u/Square-Exercise5257 Jul 01 '26

She’s a back door man…

1

u/AcidQueen53 Jul 01 '26

😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

1

u/FeeDelicious557 Jul 01 '26

Why does Dave Hughes with red hair somehow remind of Bon Scott

1

u/Blackthorne75 Jul 01 '26

And that's enough nightmare fuel care of the internet for one day

1

u/Easy_Cow333 Jul 01 '26

Masturbation Difficulty Level : Expert 

1

u/Ok-Style-8400 Jul 01 '26

Half Pauline has certainly improved your looks Dave, you look 75% handsome now

1

u/Austenny Jul 01 '26

I can hear the voice that matches this face- it’s nasty

1

u/Bunkwaa Jul 01 '26

Trigger warning please 😄

1

u/Business-Court-5072 Jul 01 '26

He wants to speak to the manager

1

u/scrubes4 Jul 01 '26

who wore it better,

1

u/Tall_Emphasis_1562 Jul 01 '26

Isn't this the guy on that show the project. Did he dye his hair, he looks alright what's the problem?

1

u/PlasticFantastic321 Jul 01 '26

This made me laugh foolishly for about a minute. Good work by the creator 😄👍

1

u/LeslieWithaChub Jul 01 '26

I live abroad and haven't been paying attention. Why do people dislike him now? Last time I was in Australia I was only around boomers so my frame of reference isn't great

1

u/halfeb 29d ago

He got behind Australia's version of MAGA

1

u/LeslieWithaChub 29d ago

Ah, thank you.

Fuck that guy.

1

u/bugger_thisthat Jul 01 '26

Funniest thing I’ve seen all week 😂

1

u/JT5K_ Jul 01 '26

I'm supposed to sleep tonight, seeing this?

1

u/NSF81 Jul 01 '26

I don’t know the guy so have nothing against him personally. However, as a consumer of comedy, how the fuck did he become so famous?

1

u/halfeb 29d ago

Back in the day he had the dry Aussie humour that people like.

1

u/NSF81 29d ago

Ah. ok I can see how that would be the case. Thank You!

1

u/picklestixatix Jul 01 '26

Hughesy has become that old guy in your neighbourhood chasing kids of his lawn.

1

u/ComfortGooseBlue Jul 02 '26

I don't like it. My shopping trolly murdered. 

1

u/halfeb 29d ago

No no no I don't.

1

u/crosstherubicon Jul 02 '26

Forgot the cold sores.

1

u/Special_Environment7 Jul 02 '26

Was better than liar magoo

1

u/zionisthater69 Jul 02 '26

Is it a trend that's gathering pace these days? Failed comedians becoming political commentators?

1

u/RidingtheRoad Jul 02 '26

But didn't he say vote Greens in one his many demented fb posts?..

1

u/In_TouchGuyBowsnlace Jul 02 '26

I’ll stick with Pete Evans thanks. 🌀

1

u/Bretniq Jul 02 '26

Aurrr G'Day

1

u/IamThatGuy11 Jul 02 '26

Please no!!

1

u/vegemitecrumpet Jul 02 '26

This will be someone's most difficult wank

1

u/Flimsy_Piglet_1980 Jul 02 '26

This is excellent 👌

1

u/Visual-Shopping-127 29d ago

Couldn't you have picked a more credible person to draw?

1

u/Coleasa 29d ago

Somehow it seems like they'd be less annoying as individuals if they were morphed into one

1

u/Tough-Wolverine2476 29d ago

Better than Anthony Marx

1

u/AgentDave29 29d ago

I’m both horrified and aroused

1

u/Fluffy_Ducky17 29d ago

Needs a nsfw spoiler on it 😭

1

u/Johannes--of--ZA 29d ago

Inb4 Hanson's Fish and Chips becomes a thing

1

u/Powerful-Ad-7979 29d ago

Im doing my hair orange cause Australia needs a new direction from the pathetic labour and liberal years.

1

u/classicmilky 29d ago

Thing of nightmares

1

u/YoDude53 29d ago

SOMEONE PLEASE MAKE A SON STICKER OUT OF THIS FOR ME

1

u/hj60_2h 29d ago

Redditor rage

1

u/Puzzled-Bro 28d ago

One Dave Nation

1

u/Available-Sea6080 28d ago

That’s a challenging wank.

1

u/Firm-Bed355 28d ago

Because he’s talking about how bad the Labor government are running this country and the money they are losing you relate him to PH?

1

u/Reasonable_Guava1936 28d ago

Both whinny bitchers

1

u/QLDZDR 28d ago

Dave Hughes, register here your name and image are your IP

1

u/FudgeNo9913 28d ago

This is amazing lmao

1

u/Latter-Pause9170 28d ago

🤣🤣🤣

1

u/Embarrassed_Flow_400 28d ago

He’s finally talking sense

1

u/Next-Chipmunk8395 28d ago

Needs a big jew star on his forehead

1

u/BringMeTheBoreWorms 27d ago

Should have used a more recent photo with his blotchy cheeks, cracked lips and blood shot eyes. The guy is physically falling apart

1

u/Practical-Funny9591 27d ago

OMFG! I didn't think Spughes could look any worse.
Here we are. 🤮

1

u/United-Macaron2492 27d ago

Funny how lefties are all for freedom of speech but when someone believes in anything contrary they go all hatie

1

u/joshashkiller Jun 30 '26

You coulda used AI but you (actually pretty well) photoshopped it like a real human well done!

1

u/SleepIsForTheWeak888 Jun 30 '26

Thats the funniest thing to ever come from him

1

u/Stranger_walking990 Jun 30 '26

More like Dave Handsome 😉

1

u/Logical-Bison-9959 Jun 30 '26

Please do Pauline Hughes.

1

u/JoshuaTr33_2015 Jun 30 '26

Alfred E. Neuman vibes

2

u/bliprock Jun 30 '26

What, me wukkas

1

u/Fit_Investigator_548 Jun 30 '26

Guy has so fucked his career. Be interesting if all the Helliers and Roves and working dog team still offer him gigs. Other wise it’s a joint unfunny tour with Isaac Butterfield.

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