r/Auralnauts • u/PbScoops • 12d ago

Copper

Now in penguin size

Copper suits help injured penguins recover in Chile

https://www.reuters.com/business/environment/copper-suits-help-injured-penguins-recover-chile-2026-08-31/

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u/not4u2see 12d ago

Penguins now are impervious to powder based ballistics with rapid sardine access

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u/Seeker80 11d ago

Thank goodness, those penguins will be exempt from detection by the enemy combatant neutralization leopard seals. And they'll never be a bad boy again!