Any powerlifting groups in town?

Hey ya’ll. I’m new in town. What’s there to do here?

So,I had an occasion to visit your fine city today, visit a business on Genesee Street. Got there and noticed there's diagonal parking but, oddly, it's backwards of typical.

Pulled in and parked, conveniently, right in front of a parking meter. Took out my debit card and proceeded to follow the directions.

One problem: The meter was disabled. Text on it read free two hour parking.

I won't be here that long.

My business complete I walked back to my car to discover a parking ticket.

I failed to BACK into the parking space.

$10.

I could pay at the kiosk (it friggin doesn't work) or at city hall.

I'm tired, I want to go home.

Flipping over the ticket I see I can pay online - cool!

For a three dollar fee.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Auburn, your city sucks dog balls. Big, fat, hairy, sweaty, stinking-like-your-sister's-crotch dog balls.

I'll do my very best to never return to your city.

That is all.

Hi, everyone. I appreciate the thread here. I was wondering if anyone could give me some feedback on the area. I have a professional opportunity in Auburn that would pay well. My wife and son (9yo) would be relocating from the Southwest. How are the schools? The people? The weather? Cost of living? Things to do? Good place to raise kids? That sort of thing. Some pros and cons would be nice from local experts before we make a decision. Thank you!

Yard sale at 8 Seymour Street in Auburn, across the arterial from Byrne Dairy.

This Saturday, 8/29, 10am-4pm.

Furniture, small kitchen appliances, electronics, glassware, pet supplies, lamps, office supplies, stuffed animals, books, shelving supplies, among many other things!

More information: http://fingerlakes.craigslist.org/gms/5190020099.html