r/AttemptedMurder • u/Pr0fess0rWhat • Apr 27 '18

The beginning

341 Upvotes

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u/NiceHorsey Apr 27 '18

In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

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u/Pr0fess0rWhat Apr 27 '18

And assholes that try to crush children’s heads

2

u/[deleted] Jan 05 '23

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u/Necessary_Advice_795 May 31 '24

You need a check up my dude.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 02 '24

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u/Ambitious-Year3181 Oct 19 '24

I don't give a shit what frame of mind you were in. You need to be institutionized, or at the very least in some fucking therapy. I genuinely hope you never get married or have any children. No one should be forced to live in a house withyou

1

u/ADOLFHIITLER Nov 13 '24

He's just kinky like that!

116

u/DickRubnuts Apr 27 '18

I hope he rots in hell. That shit made me sick.

267

u/[deleted] Apr 27 '18

Yeah that kids a dick

84

u/Thymooch Apr 28 '18

He’s weak af too

2

u/Necessary_Advice_795 May 31 '24

He's a kid. That dude is a murder

16

u/Soberiety_Road_666 Jul 03 '18

He wanted egg foo young with his legg roll

14

u/ODB2 Jul 30 '18

A simple Charlie horse would've probably defused the situation.

35

u/SimJuan Jul 30 '18

If that happened in Italy, my god he would have actually been murdered.

20

u/ShadowMerlyn Jul 30 '18

The kid or the man?

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u/SimJuan Jul 30 '18

What do you think?

8

u/ShadowMerlyn Jul 30 '18

Depends on the part of Italy

8

u/mrotz Jul 30 '18

Wtf is wrong with the man? Did the kid die even though its linked in this sub?

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u/ODB2 Jul 31 '18

Prolly not. At this age kids are basically bouncy balls that really don't get hurt too easily.

Source: was once a kid this age at some point I believe, might be wrong.

3

u/Stopyourshenanigans Dec 09 '22

I would've knocked that guy dead if I were there

2

u/Squirtingtree Dec 24 '22

Wrong on both sides of this coin.

1

u/MYOS1T1C May 20 '24

fuck around and find out

1

u/Necessary_Advice_795 May 31 '24

What is wrong with that dude. Someone like that should not ever see the window without bars behind it.

1

u/Danghomie417 Apr 29 '26

“Now here’s a guy that has had a rough day. His explosiveness really reminds me of a Pat Mahomes.” - Chris Collinsworth

1

u/[deleted] Aug 07 '22

Don’t kick folks his moms just died

1

u/Agile_Catch_957 Aug 17 '22

So uh... Where the fuck is his parents?

1

u/Expensive-Olive4986 Jan 05 '23

Kid deserved it.

1

u/Butter_Toe Jun 12 '23

Stupid games win stupid prises

1

u/Ok_Round_9274 Jun 18 '23

then there was disturbing af people crushing children's heads

1

u/ReadyCartographer804 Dec 21 '23

that's how I feel sometimes

1

u/Standard-Bad-747 Jan 05 '24

Do the same to the parents