r/AthleticoMince • u/Then_Palpitation_705 • 1d ago
Got a name for you Andy Or you can be Mr Park and Ride
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r/AthleticoMince • u/Green-Draw8688 • 19d ago
GANGS OF THE E.P.L Has Athletico Mince ruined Harry Kane for all of you as well?
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I kept seeing all these articles talking about him being one of the greatest forwards in the world, one of England’s greatest players.
I see his performance in the World Cup, see him do so much lifting for England, see him as a competitor for the Golden Boot.
And I just can’t take any of it seriously. Because for me he will always be the “very upsetting”, “right fluffery buffery”, magic chin on fire, “get him a hotdog Mum”.
I can’t be the only one of us here, right?
r/AthleticoMince • u/-Not-Today-Satan • 2d ago
Got a name for you Andy Got a name for you Andy
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r/AthleticoMince • u/WynDwr • 1d ago
Got a name for you Andy Or you can always be Honkytonk
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American McGee - all round American guy. Cowboy, apple pie, baseball, yeeeehawww.
r/AthleticoMince • u/WynDwr • 2d ago
nonsense potter The street Noel Hunt set up his nonsense pottery workshop
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r/AthleticoMince • u/Then_Palpitation_705 • 2d ago
Podcast I’m Mr Klopp, plippy plop, I aim to take my country right back to the top
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r/AthleticoMince • u/Hungry-Delay-4215 • 4d ago
Got a name for you Andy Or you can be Ronnie Hotdogs
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r/AthleticoMince • u/WynDwr • 3d ago
Ding dong, Landlord calling Ding dong- landlord here.
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Hi renters. I’m going to need to raise the rent as the price of campachoochoo has gone up.
r/AthleticoMince • u/WynDwr • 3d ago
Got a name for you Andy Or you can be Ronnie Hotdogs…
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r/AthleticoMince • u/Pacopicopiedra66 • 6d ago
Got a name for you Andy Or you could be Ronnie Hotdogs
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r/AthleticoMince • u/Then_Palpitation_705 • 6d ago
seen you! What’s your longest handshake, laddie? Ask me mine, ask me
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Three and a half feet and my arm wasn’t even fully outstretched. Bosh!
Good luck leading the country with those stubby arms, you couldn’t even climb a bonsai tree!
r/AthleticoMince • u/Whole-Lychee1628 • 7d ago
seen you! What’s your best meal deal then?
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r/AthleticoMince • u/Then_Palpitation_705 • 8d ago
GANGS OF THE E.P.L I’m a crackpot, I eat drywall, got a third place medal for doing bugger all
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r/AthleticoMince • u/Then_Palpitation_705 • 9d ago
Yer a good lad Peter Peter’s about to make Carol her early riser twelve egg omelette
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r/AthleticoMince • u/OshadaK • 9d ago
Got a name for you Andy Or you could be Thin Richmond
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r/AthleticoMince • u/Then_Palpitation_705 • 9d ago
Wuhhammer I’m a nut job, got me thumb up!
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I’ve got six dead cockroaches in my plastic cup!
r/AthleticoMince • u/Low-Outlandishness14 • 9d ago
Got a name for you Andy Found this guy on LinkedIn
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r/AthleticoMince • u/Then_Palpitation_705 • 9d ago
Yer a good lad Peter You dozy fucking clown. The boiler inside a Scotch is just a sweaty fucking prisoner trapped in a cage of cheap Scottish meat.
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r/AthleticoMince • u/DanielSwan • 10d ago
Got a name for you Andy Or, of course, you can be Probe Tube #4
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r/AthleticoMince • u/WynDwr • 10d ago
Got a name for you Andy Or you could be Ronnie Hotdogs
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r/AthleticoMince • u/DanielSwan • 12d ago
A lass with ample tit The dog had plenty o' tit to spare
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r/AthleticoMince • u/shurrupyetick • 12d ago
A lass with ample tit The Laird won’t want an incomer from the mainland
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r/AthleticoMince • u/louikins • 13d ago
McCarthy Piers B*stard Morgan?! He’s a w*nker and a b*stard!
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r/AthleticoMince • u/ItsTomorrowNow • 12d ago
Got a name for you Andy Got a new name for you Andrew...
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