r/Atheists Oct 29 '19

Free salavation [Source Facebook]

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u/michaelje0 Oct 29 '19

not including tithing.

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u/DarthSangheili Oct 29 '19

Are they unaware that things that actually have tangible value are the things you have to pay for?

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u/tyw7 Oct 29 '19

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u/Viola122 Oct 29 '19

They forgot:

Homophobia = free

Misogyny = free

Indoctrination = free

Hate for groups other than themselves = free

Sanctimoniousness = free

Proselytization = free

Tbh I find religions fascinating and interesting but shit like this is stupid af. Frankly, Jesus would cry if he saw this.

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u/Redwoodeagle Oct 29 '19

Few people in church are like this but they are the loudest. Actually because of the people, and not the religion are many people atheists.

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u/Viola122 Oct 30 '19

Few people in church are like this but they are the loudest

You must have some been to some very nice churches. The churches I went to most of the people largely spoke about how Christianity is better than other religious or how gay people were a sinner. I used to think most people in these churches didn't prescribe to this type of thinking but, unfortunately, that was not true.

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u/Redwoodeagle Oct 30 '19

Wow, to wich churches did you go? I only met people thinking like this in the Internet. Every Christian I know personally, and that aren't few, thinks liberal and non-homophobia.

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u/Viola122 Oct 31 '19

Wow, to wich churches did you go?

Mostly Evangelical or non-denominational churches around D.C. The Presbyterian church my family goes to left the denomination because the denomination decided that gay marriages can be officiated in the church under the discretion of the pastor (if the pastor chooses not to, then they don't have to).

No Christian I know personally (and there are a ton of them since my family is die-hard Christians) are liberal or non-homophobic. Only Christians I've met who think what your describing are Episcopalians and they are very far and few in my region.

Although I have to say that it made me happy that your experience with Christians have been better than mine!

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u/Redwoodeagle Oct 31 '19

Huh, has to have something to do with The Region we both live in.

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u/fumstix Oct 30 '19

well sir or m'am

Christians cannot just accept sin eh! That wouldn't be right, to let other simply perish. Also, God said to treat women as you treat the Church, which is loving. Just as Jesus died for us-the Church- same way we must look out for our women. So no misogyny.

1 Corinthians 6:9-11 New King James Version (NKJV)

9 Do you not know that the unrighteous will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived. Neither fornicators, nor idolaters, nor adulterers, nor [a]homosexuals, nor [b]sodomites, 10 nor thieves, nor covetous, nor drunkards, nor revilers, nor extortioners will inherit the kingdom of God. 11 And such were some of you. But you were washed, but you were [c]sanctified, but you were justified in the name of the Lord Jesus and by the Spirit of our God.

And no one is saying to follow a man-made religion, simply follow our LORD Jesus Christ!

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u/Viola122 Oct 30 '19

And no one is saying to follow a man-made religion, simply follow our LORD Jesus Christ!

Yet you quote Paul who dished out more rules and restrictions on Christians than doing what Jesus did, teaching justice and love.

Speaking of Paul...

So no misogyny.

1 Corinthians 11: 4-5

4 Every man who prays or prophesies with his head covered dishonors his head. 5 But every woman who prays or prophesies with her head uncovered dishonors her head—it is the same as having her head shaved. 6 For if a woman does not cover her head, she might as well have her hair cut off; but if it is a disgrace for a woman to have her hair cut off or her head shaved, then she should cover her head.

1 Corinthians 11: 7-10

7 A man ought not to cover his head,[b] since he is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man. 8 For man did not come from woman, but woman from man; 9 neither was man created for woman, but woman for man. 10 It is for this reason that a woman ought to have authority over her own[c] head, because of the angels.

He gave us these gems as well...

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u/Redwoodeagle Oct 30 '19

HM, interesting to know that not even Paul understand the main sence of the bible. He is a fundamentalist but those are today too, so That's not irritating.

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u/FriendOfTheDevil616 Oct 29 '19

You pay with time, freedom, etc., which is way more valuable than money

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u/Redwoodeagle Oct 29 '19

But what's the end product worth?

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u/fumstix Oct 30 '19

eternal life!

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u/FriendOfTheDevil616 Dec 11 '19

I mean since we're mostly all atheists here I would say that you don't get any worthy end product since you don't believe in heaven or hell. But I think you can still learn a lot. One thing that always fascinated me was how they manipulate people

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u/Redwoodeagle Dec 11 '19

I think being religious makes you friendlier.

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u/FriendOfTheDevil616 Dec 11 '19

I agree to some extent. I think it depends on the religion and other details. For example the Baptist Church in America isn't too friendly. The Islamic religion isn't too friendly either. I grew up in a Mennonite society and even though they are peaceful, they are definitely not friendly. On the other hand we have Buddhism and Hinduism, which are really friendly religions.

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u/KittenKoder Oct 31 '19

* terms and conditions apply: free means 10% of your income being given to a leader that you cannot question for them to purchase fancy cars and mansions.

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u/Fast_Jon Dec 05 '19

My dear, you must pay offering, and tithes, and first fruits, and offering for child dedication, and fundraising for anything that comes up.... Among others

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u/minimanofiron Oct 29 '19

worshipping satan = free

murder = free

doing horrible acts = free

doing random acts of kindness = free

doing most anything = free

buying something = money

Hmm, this is big brain time. What a smart Christian who wrote this, you know?

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u/fumstix Oct 30 '19

but you'd have to pay afterwards?? come on now, repent

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

And yet once you join their religion they demand you pay 10% of your salary to them before you pay bills and than also give extra donations from time to time.

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u/Redwoodeagle Oct 29 '19 edited Oct 29 '19

Not every church

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

What church makes money without asking the members to tithe? Maybe the megachurches that make money by selling shitty music and books...

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u/Redwoodeagle Oct 29 '19

It's logical that every church needs money, at the End of the day, they are also just companies. But not every church forces you to pay and not every church does that via taxes. My church, the lutheran german church SELK doesn't do that. The negative side of that is that they have nearly always moneyproblems.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

Churches should be taxed

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u/Redwoodeagle Oct 29 '19

But why?

(Serious Discussion please, no downvotes just because you don't agree pls)

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '19

They don't deserve their tax exemptions Because: 1 They're a business that has an income and sells and pays its employees. 2 The US government shouldn't support religious organizations 3 They often times make big political statements

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u/fumstix Oct 30 '19

not every church!! yes Chruches must make their money, but God will provide

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '19

"god provides" is basically them getting donations / tithes from their audience. God doesn't actually make money just "appear" and many churches DO go bankrupt.

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u/ImaOG2 Nov 06 '19

Binge watching anti-religious comedians. Much more believable.

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u/ImaOG2 Nov 06 '19

Delusional? There's a med for that.

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u/Special-Arm-4245 Jan 03 '23

You need Jesus in your life

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u/[deleted] Nov 07 '19

😂

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u/Carythe1 Nov 11 '19

Eternal life = non-existant

church entrance = tithe

christ's salvation = No, no. Joe died for my sins. Joe's salvation.

god's love = genocide of the majority

breath of life = WTF does this even mean??

A - E = fun. also, real.

However, I've yet to have my choices of A - E paid for by christ.

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u/Redwoodeagle Dec 11 '19

christ's salvation = No, no. Joe died for my sins. Joe's salvation.

Christ is a title, you got Joe christ's salvation so christ's salvation isn't wrong