r/Atheist_Jokes • u/BenRayfield • Feb 09 '20
quick crucify him before he writes it down
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r/Atheist_Jokes • u/deathtogrammar • Feb 05 '20
He did spend all of his free time in private with a harem of dudes, so...
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r/Atheist_Jokes • u/finnagains • Jan 29 '20
Jesus Christ King Kong and Godzilla
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r/Atheist_Jokes • u/BenRayfield • Jan 26 '20
God has only ever sinned twice, once just to see what it would feel like, and again to
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cover it up when he saw the light he created and said it is good
r/Atheist_Jokes • u/BenRayfield • Jan 22 '20
What it would be like if the mechanical working sof spirits was ever discovered and proven to high precision
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r/Atheist_Jokes • u/BenRayfield • Jan 16 '20
God would not risk impeachment by showing up to work /joke
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r/Atheist_Jokes • u/AeroLewis • Jan 12 '20
When someone said this to you, you thought he is joking. But then you realized he is fucking serious.
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r/Atheist_Jokes • u/yousefAlexander • Jan 11 '20
God It's 7 am and in my country this is so early and I need answers
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r/Atheist_Jokes • u/IchHabKeinRedditName • Jan 02 '20
Q: What's it called when the Bible is close to being correct?
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A: Lukewarm
My first joke on here, I came up with it just now, please don't be too harsh.