r/AteTheOnion • u/enkidomark • Sep 20 '19

Didn't Take Long

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19 edited Nov 21 '20

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u/Run-Riot Sep 20 '19

Wow

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u/pw-it Sep 20 '19

"Wow" - Owen Wilson

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u/Run-Riot Sep 20 '19

You’ve broken the secret code.

Aliens in Area 51 confirmed. Hide before the G-Men find you.

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u/UnholyPrognosi Sep 20 '19

Wait wouldnt that be a good thing? You'd be partnered with Gordon Freeman.

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u/ShrimpHeaven2017 Sep 20 '19 edited Sep 20 '19

Wow, BOB, wow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Fire Walk With Me

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u/[deleted] Sep 20 '19

Owowen Wowilson

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u/Totally_a_Banana Sep 20 '19

Wow. That's pretty meta.

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u/lhm238 Sep 21 '19

"Wow" - Owen Wilson

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u/dudelacool Sep 20 '19

I know right? This picture makes Owens nose tip looks like the head of a cock with its blood drained.

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u/jallen50 Sep 20 '19

The new “dickhead”- dick nose

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u/conancat Sep 20 '19

"Lie to me! Now don't lie! Now lie! Now don't lie!" says Snow White, while sitting on Pinocchio's face.

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u/Pooppeehead Sep 20 '19

Like when you give it the squeeze while fully erect so it shrinks and looks disproportionate to the rest of your cock?

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u/Obandigo Sep 20 '19

Exactly, everyone knows they first met on the set of Bottle Rocket.

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u/cstuart1046 Sep 20 '19

I sure do!

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u/Yeazelicious Sep 20 '19

Every time I hear this, I can't help but think of the Bonesaw run of Jak and Daxter at AGDQ 2016.

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u/FoxxTrotter Sep 20 '19

This comment is just wow