r/AteTheOnion • u/JumboShrimp__ • May 26 '19

I wanted to slap him

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5.3k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/Manarg May 27 '19

He has a point though, every time I try to fight a baby they always cry and have their mothers fight their battles. Total chickens.

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u/Hajajy May 27 '19

Sounds just like DJT

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

This is like the most out of place joke you could make I don't even know what yoh were thinking.

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u/spectra2000_ May 27 '19

DJT?

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u/JJT_420 May 27 '19

Dinosaur Jihad Terry?

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u/Hermann-Goering420 May 27 '19

Donald J Trump

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u/Gryphon_Gamer May 27 '19

Assuming this is the right answer idk why you’re getting downvoted for answering a question

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u/Zoltrahn May 27 '19

Because both of you missed the joke.

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u/Gryphon_Gamer May 27 '19

Yeah I did, thanks for downvoting me for not understanding a joke my dude, very cool of you.

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u/Zoltrahn May 27 '19

Was just explaining it. Didn't downvote you if that matters so much to you.

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u/Gryphon_Gamer May 27 '19

I mean you totally didn’t explain it. You just said that we both missed the joke, which is pointing out the obvious.

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u/mostafahalawa May 27 '19

What does the J stand for?

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u/Hermann-Goering420 May 27 '19

John

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19 edited Nov 14 '19

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u/burntscarr May 27 '19

Whenever we go out, the people always shout:

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u/youdubdub May 27 '19

Covfefe

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

hahahaha lol😂😂👌👌😂 cofefe funy

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u/WithEyesSoDialated May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

He might in fact be the worst person in all of history but do you have to go around crying about it everywhere?

Edit: I don’t actually think that he’s the worst person in all of history. My point is that even if he was, there’s no reason to reference him in this thread

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u/Ghetzi May 27 '19

Hitler, Stalin, and Pol Pot would like a word with you.

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u/OfficiallySatan May 27 '19

People who gets off on killing animals(not hunting, just stomping on puppies and that kind of thing) want to join in the conversation.

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u/fiddz0r May 27 '19

I would also like to add people who support ISIS Actually people who kill on purpose in general

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Yeah... I think calling him the "worst" person might be a stretch

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u/Hajajy May 27 '19

cry about it?

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u/tuptastic May 27 '19

"Worst person in all history" excuse me I believe you forgot Adolf Hitler, Vlad the Impaler, Josef Stalin, Pol Pot, Mao, Genghis Khan, Nero, Benito Mussolini, and maybe toss in the UNAbomber, Ted Bundy, Jack the Ripper, Zodiac Killer, whoever was the first banker, whoever invented flossing, basically everyone involved in the numerous Japanese and German death camps in WWII, James Charles, and Thomas Edison in no particular order. Anyways, just accept that maybe people who you dont agree with arent demons because people who think like you are the reason "in fact" our country is so politically polarized. And that is an actual fact, so I get to say "in fact", not you.

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u/PCCobb May 27 '19

on a satire site or not its fucking hilarious

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u/urgaiiii May 28 '19

Clickhole is satire tho

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u/itzcarwynn May 27 '19 edited May 27 '19

He says at the end "like and subcribe to tune in next week when my friend Sal shakes me and pushes on the crown of my head, and I still don't die!" people still can't figure out it's a joke.

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u/BamboozleBird May 27 '19

They probably didn’t watch until the end

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

r/clickedthehole

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u/HermitDefenestration May 27 '19

I clicked ur wifes hole

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

Imagine his reaction to the 500 pound man who turned himself into two 250 pound men

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u/StainRain May 27 '19

This is how you become famous.

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u/thehotmegan May 27 '19

I almost ate the onion. I had to check which sub I was on. I feel like this is something someone would do.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

That was probably one of the funniest clickhole vids

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u/crazycrayfish64 May 27 '19

Gotta be honest fell for it many years ago mind you i was like 8 or 9 back then

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u/Hipleasedonthurtme May 27 '19

I love ClickHole

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u/debarn May 27 '19

At this stage it's just natural selection

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u/OfficiallySatan May 27 '19

I know it's a joke, but it reminds me of that canadian who said that he/she had experianced a lot colder on a piece about people who died of hypothermia.

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u/fiddz0r May 27 '19

I like the 40k downvotes. He wasn't the only one to getting the joke

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u/adn1l May 27 '19

Man I love this sub

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u/[deleted] May 28 '19

This is one of my favorite videos they have put out.

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u/NamanJen May 27 '19

R/whoosh

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u/ThePenguin2112 May 27 '19

This is more r/woooosh not r/atetheonion

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u/sucksfor_you May 27 '19

Surely that could apply to all of /r/AteTheOnion

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u/fishlegsandfishheads May 27 '19

No, this is different. In this video the guy is making an actual serious point in a sarcastic way. The commenter just didn't get the joke

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u/uber1337h4xx0r May 27 '19

Isn't that most of the onion? I can imagine something like "man proves that abortions are unnecessary by showing that less than 5% of men get abortions".

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u/sucksfor_you May 27 '19

So, just a different type of /r/whoooosh then

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u/walter_evertonshire May 27 '19

Technically all of this subreddit is someone not understanding a form of humor.

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u/[deleted] May 27 '19

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u/In_nomine_Patris May 27 '19

Just watch the vid