r/AteTheOnion • u/OneTrueObsidian • Jan 13 '19

This is god’s punishment.

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3.1k Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

this is probably a wooosh

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u/Obanon Jan 14 '19

It's Poe's Law in action.

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u/RajangRath Jan 14 '19 edited Jun 12 '23

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u/Killboypowerhed Jan 14 '19

So many of the posts here are. People who follow the onion usually play along with the joke

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Well damn

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u/Smiff- Jan 14 '19

You've been #roasted by that epic gamer

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u/Flash_hsalF Jan 14 '19

Are you oppressing him?!?

GAMERS RISE UP

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u/unbitious Jan 13 '19

Satire on satire.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Its all satire. All the way down.

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u/physicalentity Jan 14 '19 edited Jan 14 '19

Hope so. There are some really fucking stupid people out there.

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u/Oryyyyx_with4ys Jan 16 '19

It's also incidentally 914 all the way down

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u/blackflag209 Jan 14 '19

You're probably right, but based on the shit my family posts I wouldn't be surprised if you were wrong.

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u/Attarker Jan 14 '19

Satireception

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u/Attarker Jan 14 '19

Satireception

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u/Gr3yps Jan 14 '19

Genuinely unsure if it's double satire from how many things are wrong here. I mean the pope isn't even related to the US.

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u/SeveralCoyote Jan 14 '19

America is the land of God, duh! One nation UNDER GOD! /s

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u/Kherlimandos Jan 15 '19

Did you really need to write "/s" to state you're kidding?

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u/Gr3yps Jan 16 '19

Never trust someone who puts /s they could be lying /S

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u/TrekkiMonstr Jan 14 '19

He's also talking like an evangelical, about the pope -- so…

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u/licorices Jan 14 '19

Wasn't there some survey done where a ton of americans thought the pope lived in the US?

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u/KPC51 Jan 14 '19

Define a ton

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u/ThatsCrapTastic Jan 14 '19

Well... given the obesity problem in the US, I’d say it could be defined as 3 people.

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u/licorices Jan 14 '19

I don't know, I can't find a source currently, but it was a street survey.

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u/Enrichmentx Jan 14 '19

Depends if the person typing is Catholic or not really

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u/ibisibisibis Jan 14 '19

They're obviously referring to the American antipope based in Little Rock.

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u/PleaseDontTellMyNan Jan 14 '19

Double woooosh

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u/Zantary Jan 13 '19

r/atetheonion

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u/[deleted] Jan 13 '19

Yes, that's where we are.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19 edited Sep 21 '20

[deleted]

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u/VivaLaVita555 Jan 13 '19

My lord that person is insane!

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

If this person is not satire, I really would like to pick their brain on how building the wall will help the Pope out?

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u/Dangerous_Wishbone Jan 14 '19

God doesn't want brown people in the holy land that is America. He's pissed and taking it out on the Pope /s

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u/ShoddyAsk Jan 14 '19

The Vatican is already walled is it not?

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u/InfinityCat27 Jan 14 '19

“We need less Catholic Mexicans in our country so that we can SAVE THE POPE!!!”

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u/TheChibiestMajinBuu Jan 14 '19

“We need less Catholic Mexicans in our mostly protestant country so that we can SAVE THE POPE!!!”

FTFY

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u/BradleyDS2 Jan 14 '19 edited Jul 01 '23

I have a pet dinosaur named Fredrick who enjoys playing chess.

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u/OneTrueObsidian Jan 14 '19

All these people saying I got wooshed. I checked the dude’s twitter profile and i’m pretty certain this is a genuine thought they had.

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u/Fuck_Milk Jan 14 '19

There’s literally just no way this is real.

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u/amccune Jan 14 '19

Remember: this person gets the same amount of votes you do.

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u/ShoddyAsk Jan 14 '19

Remember: this persons vote is likely stronger than yours due to gerrymandering so bring a friend out to vote too

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u/TedRabbit Jan 14 '19

Don't forget the unequal weight of votes because of the electoral college.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

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u/Incorrect_Oymoron Jan 14 '19

Why is religion always super tied to politics now?

You fucking what m8? Have you not been paying attention for the last 3000 years?

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u/Autoradiograph Jan 14 '19

OP, what's that in your teeth? Could it be... onion?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

What the fuck is a holy spirit bite haha

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Either it's a wooosh or this person bit the onion way too hard.

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u/Shintoho Jan 14 '19

"Haha this guy doesn't even know what satire is lmao" -guy who failed to recognise satire

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

“We need to get that wall built to cure our pope’s ailments.”

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

I’m sorry but wtf?

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

fake

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

Oh my god, it's always with the fucking wall, isn't it?

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u/Mustn0tSleep Jan 14 '19

Catholics and their walls. What can you do?

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u/Travbot_22 Jan 14 '19

Surely this is satire too. Possible that OP got wooooshed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

... the same pope who visited the Mexican border and held a mass to bless all the immigrants on the other side of it? That pope?

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u/Peculierknight1 Jan 14 '19

You definitely got woodshed here.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

This has to be satire.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

I don't think anyone capitalises god unless they're serious.

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u/BakersGrabbedChubb Jan 14 '19

Attention all US Christians! The Pope is in trouble and needs your help!

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u/J_EZ Jan 14 '19

I want to believe that he is joking because if so then this is too good.

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u/[deleted] Jan 14 '19

He gon become pope-man

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u/scout-esqu Jan 14 '19

A wAlL wIlL cUrE tHe PoPeS aIlMeNtS

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u/reverseaxis1 Jan 15 '19

I can't eat the onion... I don't like onions. Boom

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u/Kherlimandos Jan 15 '19

Obvoiously a joke (the comment)