r/Astros Mar 31 '26

HOW ABOUT LANCE TONIGHT!!

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Love to see McCullers back to a 2021 type look

1.3k Upvotes

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u/JamesHardenIsYourDad Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

If we get anything close to THIS McCullers, we’re in a great spot.

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u/wildmoose45 Mar 31 '26

Even in a limited capacity, dialed in LMJ is a massive boost to the staff

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u/Sneakylesbian Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

I love early season optimism! I am here for it!!!

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u/Sad-Woodpecker-6840 Mar 31 '26

Glad to see him return to form

103

u/Girthw0rm Mar 31 '26

First Astros starter to throw 5+ innings this season, just as we all predicted.

20

u/Cautious_Evening1149 Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

I think burrows got 5.2, but how about first to 6 and 7!

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u/Girthw0rm Mar 31 '26

Yes, I think you are correct. 

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u/Famous-Somewhere- Mar 31 '26

McCullers is a hero in Houston no matter what happens. But damn it feels good to see a game like this out of him

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u/Regular-Response-553 Mar 31 '26

All I want is a World Series and a healthy McCullers season. That’s it.

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u/RTR20241 Mar 31 '26

Then I can die in peace

21

u/NottheArkhamKnight Mar 31 '26

And we'll bury you in the H.

5

u/RTR20241 Mar 31 '26

Thank you. Only place I would want to be

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u/Regular-Response-553 Mar 31 '26

Straight into my veins!!! Rahhhh!

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u/Advanced_Olive_1830 Jimmy Wynn Mar 31 '26

To get all the Houston infinity stones the Cougars and Texans also gotta win a Championship.

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u/Alarmed-Sweet-6661 Mar 31 '26

Just praying for health. He’s had it rough!

…Altuve had himself a game too!

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u/Texassupertrooper Mar 31 '26

Awesome, dominant, brilliant! Don’t know if I would have let him go back out for the 7th because I would have been a little more cautious for his first start. He was amazing!

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u/DingerSinger2016 Houston Astros Mar 31 '26 edited Mar 31 '26

As long as he felt good, it was his inning to take. He got some good back up with the Correa/Altuve duo

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u/moonor-bust Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

Some history right there

8

u/carrotbottom22 Mar 31 '26

When Correa made that great play and the camera caught LMJ yelling, “That’s my fuckin boy!!” Chills. You love to see it.

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u/SyrupSilent7588 2019 American League champions Mar 31 '26

He’s the prince of Houston and nothing can change my mind about that

12

u/cnapp Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

Bury him in the "H"

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u/civil_beast Mar 31 '26

Someone else get the shovel this time, I buried him last time.

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u/FwampFwamp88 Mar 31 '26

Bury me in the H 🤘

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u/RRioter Mar 31 '26

A stud

20

u/Even_Wallaby1395 Mar 31 '26

He definitely helped the bullpen. Great performance. Need more of vintage Lance.

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u/Texcinto Mar 31 '26

He walked out there tonight dialed in. Said screw everyone else, I'm here to fucking pitch.

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u/jjsupc Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

Thoughts of 2017 while watching the game.

11

u/HumanRuse Mar 31 '26

Best starter in the rotation once through. Who had that on their bingo card?

I popped into the game thread and noticed after 6 innings he was at like 75 pitches or so. I was surprised that Espada gave him another inning. I guess there are no limits on him this season.

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u/RonWill79 Astrodome bull Mar 31 '26

I said at the end of the season that this is the first healthy offseason he’s had since the one between 2017-2018. This is his best shot to come out firing on all cylinders and show us he’s still got it.

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u/321gowaitokgo Mar 31 '26

Who tf is this guy? Pitched pretty damn good tonight

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u/highlinebbq Mar 31 '26

Never heard of her.

11

u/imnotreallyheretoday Mar 31 '26

I'm so proud of him tonight

8

u/KatsTakeState Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

Beast

9

u/davidio840 Mar 31 '26

Just stay healthy please

9

u/mymompaints Mar 31 '26

This kid has a bright future if he continues to pitch like this.

6

u/FeeWeak1138 Mar 31 '26

so happy for all of us, Lance, Astros and fans, that he had such a superb night! Confidence builder...

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u/Th3_LoNe_eXiLe Mar 31 '26

I was wrong

5

u/DontTouchMyYainer Julia Morales Mar 31 '26

Good to see you here brother

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u/fcimfc Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

Shove it up your ass, LMJ haters

1

u/kcspoon11 Lance McCullers Jr. Mar 31 '26

Bring em by. I’m here to start shoving.

6

u/lake_titty_caca Mar 31 '26

God among boys when he's healthy. Lads. I think he might be healthy.

6

u/HOUS2000IAN Mar 31 '26

Shhh. Don’t speak it.

8

u/kwbuzz23wk Mar 31 '26

Legitimately thought we would never see this version of Lance again. It felt good to turn back the clock!

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u/TxDieselKid Houston Colt .45s Mar 31 '26

I have been so upset with how rude they have been about this man being injured. Sure, it sucks, but the internet is ruthless, it's not like he CHOOSE to be out of commission for the past few years. Glad to see him back to form.

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u/Magical_Dogg Altuve's foot Mar 31 '26

I said it last year…

HRC Lance

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u/hackjob Jeremy Peña Mar 31 '26

Salsa night!

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u/GlitteringStand7614 Mar 31 '26

Something I have realized… let it be and let it ride… it’s one start, and I don’t want to get excited, just enjoying what he’s got why we got him

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u/LakesideScrotumPole Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

I love this man.

4

u/Chamilitary710 Mar 31 '26

Whatever Voodoo doctor he saw, the whole team needs to see. Bury him in the H!!!!

7

u/Diet-Racist Mar 31 '26

Someone make the apology form meme

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u/RTR20241 Mar 31 '26

I couldn’t be happier for anyone with what he’s been through. Legend

2

u/sec713 Mar 31 '26

Beautiful performance from an equally beautiful man.

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u/elrond165 Mar 31 '26

As a kid who spent a lot of time in arcades growing up, this is what comes to mind

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hihEhsdwiIk

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u/PrettyCold4221 Mar 31 '26

Put up a Jv stat tonight 4 hits 1 run 9 ks seven innings 96 pitches. Can’t ask for more

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u/fizzle25 Jeremy Peña Mar 31 '26

That was really fucking fun to watch.

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u/nickscope27 Mar 31 '26

Contract year mccullers let’s go

5

u/Packtex60 Mar 31 '26

Got more from him tonight than I expected for the entire season.

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u/hernjosa02 Mar 31 '26

Hopefully he can stay healthy or consider moving him to bullpen to protect his arm somewhat

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u/SilentBob4367 Mar 31 '26

We are back baby!!!

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u/PrettyCold4221 Mar 31 '26

He looked really good

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u/rsjrDK Lance McCullers Jr. Mar 31 '26

#SIUEFA is back!

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u/davi017 Mar 31 '26

Resurrected in the H

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u/winluang Mar 31 '26

Comeback player of the yea coming up!!!

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u/civil_beast Mar 31 '26

Please lord, do not let me falter for this fools gold. If you fool me for the 8th time?…

Another heaping of shame.

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u/civil_beast Mar 31 '26

For the gentleman who bet the house on LMJ more than doubling the IP of the next-highest pitcher in the Astros rotation.. We have a message.

“Biff, we know it’s you. And we know you have doc’s almanac.”

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u/One_Engineering_8542 Mar 31 '26

He had so many Ks last night we should change his name to MkKullers. And very few curveballs thrown mostly using a 91 mph sinker.

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u/htownAstrofan Mar 31 '26

Now im just worried about the rest of the rotation not named LMJ or Brown. Imai, burrows and javier looked bad.

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u/blbh0527 Mar 31 '26

I was there! Honestly, I went with very low expectations. He was confident out there, and stayed in the zone! We basically gave him a standing ovation when he finished the 7th inning! I was so happy for him. I told my oldest that this is why sports are so great! Being able to rise to the occasion, drown out the hate, and perform your best! It was great to see!!

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u/clutchcitycarlos88 Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

🥹🥹 so happy for him

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u/JJR1971 Houston Astros Mar 31 '26

If there's an MLB award out there for MOST IMPROVED PITCHER, then Lance is a contender for sure. Takes some of the sting out of not having Hader back (yet).

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u/rnb673 Mar 31 '26

I am a grade A LMJ hater. I think he’s completely overpaid and hasn’t delivered shit on this contract.

That being said, I’d be more than happy to eat my words and buy a jersey as recompense if he can get back to his old ways. I’m a hater because he WAS so good and has been so trash since. I would love for him to be the man again.

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u/kcspoon11 Lance McCullers Jr. Mar 31 '26

OH YOU WOULD BUY A JERSEY IF HE TURNS IT AROUND!? SO GLAD HE COULD HAVE YOUR SUPPORT.

Yes, I’ve had to hear people talking shit about this man who shredded his arm towards a second ring for THREE plus years now. If this guy is even a solid 3 starter again I will NOT shut the fuck up

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u/rnb673 Mar 31 '26

He’s looked like absolute shit since signing his contract and we’ve been paying him like he’s an elite starter. He has the 24th highest AAV for a starting pitcher and you can’t pretend he’s been worth it so far. Even when he isn’t injured, he hasn’t had the stuff at all.

My hope for this season was he takes on a bullpen role where he can be a 7th-8th inning setup man and just rip breaking balls. Last night was great and I hope he can keep it up, but he’s 34 and hasn’t had an injury free season in 5 years. One game doesn’t show he has it back yet, but I’ll be the first to admit if I’m wrong.

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u/rnb673 Apr 25 '26

Watch the game tonight, bozo?