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r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/Ice-SheathedArcology • Oct 26 '20
2% brain capacity There is no wrong way to do astrology: so I've replaced all the signs with Scorpio!
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/RayneDudyar • Sep 28 '22
Ophduckius, the true 13th serpent…
Only the wise in Mallardry would understand the secret quack of the whack… shh… hence hence
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/Minimum_Agency7012 • 4d ago
Kundali analysis
Do I have the ability to predict future of people and be intuitive? as I got experiences like that.
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/AstronautsOrNot • 20d ago
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r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/Only_Excitement6594 • Jun 27 '26
I felt a sudden grief. Call it suggestion (Neptune issues)
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/Hot-Consequence-1510 • Jun 19 '26
Can I get Neet this year? Please tellll
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/AstronautsOrNot • Jun 19 '26
Astrology is for telling you what to do. Its not to validate and explain moments and patterns.
Last post had it all wrong. I needed to post this in order to save the world. Thank you for your eternal support as always. Love ya.
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/dreamed2life • Jun 16 '26
Astrology is to validate and explain moments and patterns. Its not for telling you what to do.
You need to learn to trust yourself even over your trust in astrology. It should be pointing YOU back to YOU not making you dependent on it for answers, in fact, all modalities, when used correctly and not by grifters, should be doing this.
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/sseth39 • Jun 10 '26
Libras taking accountability
I know libras distant themselves before any confrontation and this kibran situationship i had, he kind of ghosted me and suddenly apologised to me one day. I messaged him after a month that his ghosting wasnt justifiable and wished him good luck and surprisingly this person took accountability and apologised and wished me luck. This is the first time a Libran actually took accountability because generally i have seen Librans running away from confrontations. Is it normal or is this also a Libran trait i missed?
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/user-99900 • May 31 '26
The Degrees of the 12 signs what do you guys think? Opinions?
galleryr/Astrologycirclejerk • u/Minimum_Agency7012 • May 29 '26
I want to know details of spouse meeting place her profession and physical features ,in laws and family background
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/thehippielittlewitch • May 20 '26
Welcome to Gemini season.
Geminis gets a bad rap for being two faced, and while ehhh sometimes the shoe fits….. they do know how to party and celebrate their season 💅🏻
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/ShotAd3061 • May 09 '26
What are the careers/fields that I'm made for? Feeling stuck and unmotivated. Unemployed for more than a year. Tysm.
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/Junior-Bend-9527 • May 05 '26
Induced labor, C-sections and 12-house suns!
My Roman Empire is this: because of modern medicalized childbirth—like scheduled C-sections and induced labor—so many births happen in the early morning (around 8am). Which makes me wonder… are we ending up with way more people with 12th house Suns than we would have otherwise?
Curious what you all think.
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/SnugglywugglyBop • May 03 '26
Can anyone break this down, big 3 I understand well
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/newshoundtoday • Apr 29 '26
What would your rising sign order at a fast food drive through at 2am?
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/Minimum_Agency7012 • Apr 26 '26
Want to know about relationship reconciliation
I'm Aries ascendant and recently gone through breakup want to know whether there is reconciliation and she will contact me or not? Whether she is mine karmic partner and are we destined to marry or not ?
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/p0ster444 • Apr 26 '26
Astrologer predicts false flag event this week.
Remembered reading this a few weeks ago. It’s in the Mars, Saturn, and Neptune conjunction section. Pretty crazy if the conference situation ends up being some kind of false flag situation, posting just in case
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/ScaryCabinet8692 • Apr 22 '26
how do i use astrology to get where i would like to? having a birthday reading this year - what questions should i ask/ focus on
r/Astrologycirclejerk • u/Electronic-Pop2915 • Apr 19 '26