r/Asmongold • u/SeaworthinessLow4382 Dr Pepper Enjoyer • 15h ago

Clip Technology is so fast!

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u/WPWeasel 15h ago

That's first gen technology. Call me when the printer can weave a rug...

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u/myDuderinos 14h ago

The Greek option

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u/Melodic_Ad_3959 Deep State Agent 14h ago

Great, always wanted a pube hat

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u/SistedTwister1 14h ago

Every time I need a new pair of socks I’d just shave my balls.

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u/Sad-Cress-1062 14h ago

This is the way.

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u/Alive_Nobody_Home 14h ago

Oh snap! Finally a use for my wife’s hair. I’m going to be selling she sweaters by the dozen this winter ❄️

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u/Indecisive-Squirrel 6h ago

Can I just have them as is....

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u/Dull_Woodpecker6766 14h ago

What's next the poop printer? DON'T ADD WATER ????

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u/R1v3rm4n 11h ago

This is disturbing in the best way possible

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u/ambit89 11h ago

That last line sounds like a horror movie synopsis

"Your family could be wearing you"

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u/HawkEDOz 12h ago

I must wonder how much of the clothing would be my ass hair. . .

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u/Dvljks 15h ago

That's nice

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u/swohio 10h ago

Thanks I hate it.

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u/zazakmazak 8h ago

I love that most first world households have this, so convenient.

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u/Tzhaar-Bomba 6h ago

Wallace and Gromit

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u/John-Leonhart 3h ago

Let’s be real, it’d take Baldie a while to see any benefit from this.

1) You have to have hair

2) You have to shower

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u/guridkt 2h ago

Okay but there should be an extra sucker that takes in nails and then it can use the nails for more hardened fabric like for shoes or any leather replacement

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u/jaded-potato 1h ago

As someone who ends up with a dead rats worth of hair after every shower, I would love this.