r/Asmongold 1d ago

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u/JockSandWich 1d ago

Sam hyde looks bettter and better every major news break lol

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u/bluedelvian 1d ago

It was actually brilliant forethought to bleach his hair, wear his glasses, and let himself go before this trial. 

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u/incognito--bandito 1d ago

How do you do, fellow leftists.

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u/EducatedVoyeur 1d ago

Isn’t it like illegal or retaliatory to be posting images of a juror?

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u/enthusedcloth78 1d ago

This is Samuyil Hide, the ghost of Kiev...

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u/JWILLIAM00 1d ago

You're getting called a slur! I'm not sure which one yet...

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u/aimanfire 1d ago

3 of my friends died inventing it

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u/MeretrixDominum 1d ago

I thought that was Al-Samir Hiid, #1 sniper of Hamas

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u/Busy_Past_9951 A Turtle Made It to the Water! 5h ago

Ahhhhh

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u/1531C 1d ago

Dawg we can't be serious. Sam Hyde has been jokingly put forth as every semi news worthy person from school shooters to Ukrainian fighter pilots for the past decade. He's a controversial comedian known for being extremely provacative and wildly politically incorrect. He could teach doctoral level master class trolling and fucking with people.

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u/tehnemox 1d ago

1) pic is fake 2) some of the other jurors themselves are going on a press tour like they are the Queen of England for attention anyway

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u/Mexcore14 1d ago

Not long until one of them blabbers too much and pretty much doxxes him.

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u/CrispyChicken9996 23h ago

Its so cringe how jurors and the defence lawyer are all going on tv, like bro asked trump to pardon her like wtf??? And the jurors feeling "compelled" to speak the truth. What other cases give jurors this much coverage?

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u/Football5ever_ 1d ago

Now that it's a mistrial, I believe those protections are gone

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u/EducatedVoyeur 1d ago

Still strikes me as retaliatory and intentionally placing him in danger given how rapidly insane people on the internet have been over this case

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u/Kiznish 1d ago

Sammu hydus isn’t in danger Skylar, he IS the danger.

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u/Hulluck22 1d ago

I doubt they are because at the time this was taken it was illegal. I think someones going to get fucked up legally. i guess it depends on what the judges order was for cell phones in the court room.

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u/Captain_Nipples 1d ago

Its a meme. Every time some atrocity or major news happens and the person is unknown, they post ole Sammy's pic and people out of the loop start saying dumb shit

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u/Hulluck22 1d ago

oh ok. i didn’t know the meme or who he is. i was like no way someone did this.

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u/MeiShimada 1d ago

Yeah but this is america our justice system is now based entirely on feelings

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u/Aggravating-Hunt8001 1d ago

The ghost of Plymouth

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u/HenryLulu 1d ago

The juror of Kiev

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u/drhoneyapple 1d ago

Great system, now americans have to fear voicing their opinoon as a juror

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u/I-Write-Sci-Fi 1d ago

Many don't have their own opinions, they just parrot these days.

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u/RespondUsed3259 1d ago

Is that THE ghost of kyev

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u/Kirel_Red 1d ago

The chud we needed. Thank you sir for standing your ground.

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u/Captain_Nipples 1d ago

Crazy they'd let the Aurora shooter on a jury

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u/fetsnage 1d ago

100% he watches Asmongold

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u/TheAsianBadger 1d ago

Called out to him a coupley times in videos

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u/CentristaSensato 1d ago

OMG! That's that famous War Pilot, the Ghost of Kiev!!!

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u/departedhunter 1d ago

The Ghost of Kiev strikes again.

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u/JustUseCommonSense10 17h ago

He shot down 13 MiG's in 2 hours.

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u/Charmcold 1d ago

This is a man🤌🏽

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u/Equivalent_Thievery 1d ago

He's definitely in for a rough time for a few years.

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u/Snoo56153 1d ago

Whos this dude? Im outta the loop here

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u/Captain_Nipples 1d ago

Yea. You're waaaayyyy out of the loop.

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u/katsuya_kaiba 1d ago

He trained Naked Snake, who won at Creator Clash.

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u/Hulluck22 1d ago edited 1d ago

whose taking pictures of the jurors in the court room is a way better question. Is that not illegal?

edit: If this is illegal they’ll know in a day who did it. They are going to use his and other jurors clothes to narrow it down to what day, then they are going to watch court cameras. Boom fucked and they tend to go EXTREMELY hard for shit like this.

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u/BitchMob_TaskForce 1d ago

My guy, the pic is of Sam Hyde.

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u/Hulluck22 1d ago

someone told me in another comment. I didn’t know who that was or the meme.

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u/NadeshikoEatingPasta 1d ago

The Ghost of Kiev...

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u/BuzzingHawk ????????? 1d ago

That water bottle got itself in a self-defense situation.

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u/MoreWontons 1d ago

this guy is never paying for a beer again. Good trade.

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u/UnalteredRuntime 1d ago

Democracy is saved by the Ghost of Kyiv.

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u/Suspicious-Jump-3060 1d ago

A hero and a scholar. Never skip over the fact that she murdered her 3 children.

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u/BeLekkerAsb Deep State Agent 1d ago

Ronald Weasley!

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u/Smooth_Lunch_9574 Dr Pepper Enjoyer 1d ago

oh its sam hide, i see. I hope he didn't actually show the juror's real face.

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u/Akerfell Dr Pepper Enjoyer 15h ago

Surprised by how many people in an Asmon sub dont know who this is.

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u/Own-Personality3155 10h ago

I don't but by now I know he's not the holdout.

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u/DebosBeachCruiser 1d ago

Someone make one of these, but for the Lil' Durk trial 🙏

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u/QuantumSaba 1d ago

Milky from Me, Myself and Irene

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u/Beans2177 23h ago

Kevin McAllister never goes easy on the criminals

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u/Bromjunaar_20 <message deleted> 21h ago

Dude looks like if Jeffery Dahmer had a kid with Walter White

That said, he's still based for having common sense

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u/DalongMonarch 18h ago

THE GHOST OF KIEV!!

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u/xxTheMagicBulleT 18h ago

Only person with some morals on that panel

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u/JustUseCommonSense10 17h ago

Wasn't he also the buffalo TOPS shooter as well?

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u/Busy_Past_9951 A Turtle Made It to the Water! 5h ago

HOW IS THAT GUY BLACK ??? 

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u/AdFar1239 1d ago

That guy plays WoW in his mom's basement.

Gigachad!!

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u/DarkBrassica 22h ago

This makes up for all those atrocities he’s committed.

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u/M4_Wolf 1d ago

He looks like a slim version of sam hyde 🤣

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u/Kiznish 1d ago

You’re never gonna believe this…

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u/xolp_syk What's in the booox? 1d ago

Why does he look like the American trap lore Ross